The Purrfect Crime.

The purrfect crime.

Why must you hurt me so?

But also, the possibilities are endless.

what if regulus had white-streaked hair like narcissa???? what then?????? WHAT THEN??????????

Sometimes, I crave it, like a lifelong addiction that I’ll never get enough of.

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

I remember when my cousins came over when I was younger, we were playing UNO and we just kept putting down plus twos and fours until someone ran out and inevitably, had to draw about twenty-four cards. That person was my eldest cousin (who is very dramatic), she stared at her cards and then the stack in pure disbelief before cursing about a conspiracy and how we all cheated as she finished off the pile of extra cards. I don’t think I’d ever laughed harder during a game of UNO. So, anyway, long story short, yes, I agree, UNO doesn’t know how to play the game right because that was probably the best one I have ever participated in. (Also, even after picking up all of those cards, she still didn’t have the colour she needed to continue playing (the top card was a change-colour plus four) and she was absolutely feral.)

Are you ever accidentally really bitchy to someone for literally no reason whatsoever and right after you’re like “What the fuck was that? That was so unnecessary. You weren’t even angry generally.” and you just think about it randomly for the next few years days and feel bad about it even if the person you said it to is actually an absolute arse most of the time but they didn’t deserve the snark on that particular occasion?

They are the true it couple, you cannot convince me otherwise.