The Dynamic Between Heinz Doofenschmirtz And Perry The Platypus Would Probably Come Off As V Romantic

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

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Don't care if its midnight posting this, I just wanna think that he's ok and got teleported someplace else (Totally not an excuse to draw my two favorite Aussies no)

Good luck out there, fellas. Lil’ P salutes you 🐥🫡