Cod Men Being Absolute Munches Please

Cod men being absolute munches please ❤️❤️

cw. nsfw, afab!reader, oral, overstimulation, panty stealing (dont ask pls im depraved), beard burn, scent kink of some sort *not proofread, just pure horny

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MINORS DNI!!

ghost is messy and kinda pervy. like he'll keep his mask on when he tells you to sit on his face type messy. will not take the mask off until you've soaked through it but you can feel his tongue push against the rough fabric as he bumps it against your clit. he has definitely used the soaked mask as fap material when he's away from you. though he's not opposed to stealing your panties if his masks aren't available to him.

if ghost was messy, then soap is sloppy. he's doped out on your taste and scent. he just wants all his senses to be you. loves to squeeze your hips while your push his face closer against your pretty cunt. once he starts, he won't stop. he just thinks you always have too much on your mind, so he's doing you a favour and making him the only thing on your mind. also, you just look extra pretty when you're tearing up sensitivity. loves how you can't tell if you want to pull him closer or push him away.

price is so so attentive. he's peering up at you as he sucks your pretty clit into his mouth. makes your thighs clench around his head just because he loves seeing how easily your body reacts to him. also loves to hear you complain that your skin is raw and sensitive but then again it is unbelievably hot to see your captain's beard dripping in your arousal.

gaz loves to have you sit on his face. literally smother him, it's what he wants. heavily encourages you to ride his face as you please. grabs your ass like he's getting paid to do so. can not and will not keep his hands off you. if you offer to suck him off, good god he'd make sure to give you the most mind blowing, toe curling, gut wrenching orgasm ever.

alejandro loves control, but he's always willing to sacrifice it for you. he'll let you take the reigns; want to sit on his face? he'll happily lie down for you. want to have him on his kness? he's already there. while his mouth is busy working on your sticky cunt, his hands are roaming all over you. it's like he's trying to commit the curves and slopes of your body to memory.

rudy is a certified lover boy. literal hearts in his eyes when he's needy for you. wants, no needs you to sit on his face. he just wants to feel your thighs on him. holds your hips down on his face so he can tongue fuck you and bump his nose into your clit.

horangi downright abuses your sweet little clit. he can't help it, you make the sweetest noises when he overstims you. he'll pin your hips down on the bed so he can trace his name on your clit with his tongue. loves to hold eye contact with you when he goes down on you. def the type to stop when you close your eyes or look away.

konig forces you to put your weight down on him. don't just hover on him. sit on him. full weight. doesn't matter if he can breathe or not. though he prefers to situate himself between your thighs with his hood on, so you can't see what he's gonna do. once you cum on his face, he isn't letting you go until you do it again. forces your body to move along his face so he can continue to please you.

keegan finds it more amusing to just pull his mask up over his nose to eat you out. simply bc he can't be bothered to take it off completely. he's a clit kisser. and he makes out with your pussy too. sitting in his office chair while he's kneeling under his desk so he can eat you out. loves to finger you while he kisses and licks your clit.

I never request so this is so abnormal but you said you do Matt stone fics, and I adore him so I may aswell. It could either be Matt stone or doug remer I don’t know if you write for doug 🫶.

Just pls like, getting high asf with him, as friends or a relationship, again Idc, but he’s maybe never seen you smoke, he learns that you can perfectly roll and smoke and it’s all just so attractive and tense. Idk rambling ‼️💗

omg yes this is so good!!!

tags: weed, friends to lovers, fluff, neighbor to friend, pre!baseketball, doug remer x reader, no use of y/n, kissing

hope you enjoy! lower case intended

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you had just moved to a new neighborhood, somewhere far away from your old living situation. you had yet to make any friends so when a neighbor invited you over to his house to hang out you immediately said yes.

you had met him briefly and you always heard him playing basketball in his driveway with friends. thats what he was doing right now, you were about to go over there to sit with them. you headed out the front door, crossing your driveway and into his.

"oh hey, coop, this is the girl i was telling you about" he said as he pointed to you. you gave a small smile and wave to the guy standing on the side.

coop said hello, telling you how nice it is to meet you, holding on to your hand for a second too long. you went and sat down in a chair on the side of the driveway. coop and doug stopped playing, now talking to you and each other.

"hey uh- do you smoke?" doug asked you, pulling a small bag of weed out of his jean pocket. before you could answer your other neighbor, coop, got a phone call and excused himself. you turned back to doug nodding and silently asking him to pass you the bag and papers he had in his pocket.

you took the loose pre-grinded weed and put it on the paper between you index and thumb. you rolled to blunt before bringing it to your lips and licking the paper. you could feel doug staring at you and his breath had become slightly ragged. you finished and turned you head to him, he immediately looked away trying not to get caught. you smiled to yourself before passing the joint to doug.

he looked at you like you were a god, gracing him with your presence. he brought the bud to his lips, also pulling out a lighter and lighting it. he took a puff before passing it to you, then turning his head and exhaling. you put the blunt up to your lips and drew in smoke. he just stared at you the whole time, just entrapped in your beauty.

before you could blow out the smoke he spoke up. "wait, shotgun?" you playfully rolled your eyes. as you leaned in you put your hand on his cheek, exhaling the smoke. as you backed up you looked into his eyes, he sat forward connecting his lips to yours. he wrapped his lips around your bottom lip, slightly sucking.

you ran your hand through his curls, pulling him even closer. he then snuck his tounge into your mouth, massaging your tongue with his. you could feel his scattered breath against your face, you pulled away.

"uh- would you like to go out with me sometime?" he asked, warily. "yea id like that." you said still inches from his face just as you said that coop returned and doug jumped up, running to his friend.

" DUDE, she said yes!" doug said obviously happy. "holy shit, nice bro!" coop said. you just laughed to yourself, watching them made you smile. you could tell you were going to enjoy living here.

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omg this took forever but i really liked writing it, and i hope that you enjoyed it too.

Can you pretty please do poly!ghostface (billy and stu) friends to lovers fluff? Tysm ♡

Omg, yesss!!

Poly!ghostface x gender neutral!reader

Summery: Stu and Billy had done it, pulled off their master plan. No one knew that they were the woodsburrow killer, including you. Now that Sidney is out of the way their was nothing stopping them from having you.

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Dull, warm air blew in from the open classroom window. The teacher continued to drone on about physics or math or whatever class you were in. School seemed so ridiculous now, after what you had survived. Just as your brain started to fill with random thoughts, a loud bell rung.

Everyone got up from their seats as quickly as they could, clambering out the door. You walked through the crowded hall, bumping into different students and staff. You finally made it outside, already feeling relieved to get out of the school.

You continued your steady footsteps down the sidewalk when two arms wrapped around your waist, lifting you into the air. The shocked feeling quickly faded when you recognized the soft giggle coming from the person behind you.

"Stu, you scared me!" You gasped

"Oh, whatever, you're fine." He mused on

Billy walked next to you both, rolling his eyes almost comicly. "So, y/n, do you wanna come over and watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre with us tonight?" Billy questioned

"No, I don't want to watch my favorite movie with my favorite people." you said sarcastically. The compliment sent waves of flattery and joy down the boys' spines.

"Well, I will see you then, y/n." You gave them a slight nod before heading a different way than them.

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You had been home for less than an hour when you decided to head over to Stu's house. You were already halfway there, walking alone, even though the boys pressed you to let them walk you there. Of course you said no, that just doesn't make sense, walking here than back. But you told them they could make it up by walking you home tonight.

You stood at the end of the driveway, looking at the dim-lit house. Your stomach started to churn because you were so excited to spend time with Billy and Stu. You would never admit it but you really liked them both, although you are pretty sure that they are into eachothers.

You weren't hurt or anything, just slightly disappointed. You walked up the three stairs before before knocking on the tall door. You looked from side to side as you waited, and your stomach felt like a washing machine. The door opened widely, Stu on the other side greeting you with a smile.

"Welcome to my humble abode." Stu said with posh mockery, using his arm to show you in.

"Well, why thank you." You said matching his energy

You and Stu walked into the living room, sitting on the couch next to Billy. You were sat between them,your thighs touching theirs. Your stomach felt like it was turning inside out, but in the best way possible.

As you were watching the movie, you noticed them turning and looking at you. You never wanted this movie to end, but sadly, it did. The end credits rolled on the screen, and suddenly, the magic was over. Disappointment washed over you.

You all got up from the couch and moved to the front of the house and then out the door. The night air hit your skin, bumps rising on your skin. You all stepped outside and started your walk.

"Hey y/n, would you ever date me or Billy?" The question caught you off guard, to say the least.

"I mean- yea- yea I would." You said looking up at the bright sliver of a moon.

Stu did a little skip, dance thing out of excitement, and Billy had a happy grin on his face.

"How about both of us?" Billy inquired

A blush rose to your face, you didn't even know that was an opinion. The new price of information caused a happiness to grow in the pit of your stomach.

"Yea, I'd like that." You said smiling and looking at each of them.

Just as you said that sentence, you arrived at your house. Stu was basically buzzing with glee, and Billy seemed extremely excited too, just better at hiding it.

You walked to your door and turned on your heel, looking at the boys.

"See you tomorrow, boys." You said as a farewell, and giving them both a kiss on the cheek. Walking into your house, you started to let out your real reactions, from quiet screaming to jumping around happily.

From outside, you could hear Billy and Stu talking with anticipation and joy. You watched them disappear down your street from your bedroom window.

You would never forget this night, everything was perfect, and you would definitely sleep peacefully tonight

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This was rly fun to write, I loveee requests. Anyway hope you enjoyed.

(Also, my requests are always open, so please leave one)

XOXO

just thinking abt riding abby while she’s smoking a blunt😣

HI YES ANON!!!

ask and you shall receive.

i might add more to it and post it on ao3 🤭

ABBY SMUT DRABBLE - TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

you set the blunt inbetween abby’s lips and light it up for her. you’re currently hovering in her lap, her strap out and teasing your cunt. you’re covering it with your slick, but abby deems it not wet enough. “come on, girl. suck me off, yeah?” you comply and get on your knees. she sets the tip on your lips, slapping it against them. you open your mouth and she slides right in. she let’s you suck her for a few minutes, hitting the blunt as she watches you intently.

“it’s wet enough,” she pops it out of your mouth. “come ride me, pretty.” you straddle over her lap again. she rubs the tip against your slit, slaps your clit with it, and pushes in.

you wrap around her with no problem. abby’s strap was a little on the long side and whenever you guys first got together she had to switch it out with a smaller one for starters. just for you to warm up to something much bigger.

you’re used to it now and becoming a pro each time she fucks you. you lean forward when she puts her hands on your ass to give her more access. the blunt is in one hand while the other is on your ass. you ride her slowly at first, accommodating to the size. you grind your hips down and let the tip rub against your gspot.

abby let’s you get used to the feeling. she takes a long drag of the blunt and blows it in your face. you open your mouth, indicating her to blow some directly into it.

she takes the hint and takes another long drag, taking her hand off your ass to grab your chin. she shotguns the smoke in your mouth, pulling away to admire you. you hold it in your mouth for a few moments before blowing it back out into her face. she crinkles her nose at you cutely with a smile.

she slaps your ass, “c’mon girl, show me how you ride that cock.”

you nod your head and do as you’re told. you start to really bounce on her lap, speeding up your movements. she takes another hit. she looks so hot to you acting all nonchalant and preoccupied as you ride her.

she surprises you by thrusting up into you. automatically hitting your gspot. you yelp and clutch at her broad shoulders.

she smirks at you and laughs a bit, “yeah?” she taunts you, doing it again.

your legs start to quiver. abby takes one last hit of the blunt before setting it in your mouth. she slides out of you and flips you on your back, much to your surprise, climbing on top of you.

“wha-?” you look at her in surprise.

“shut up. finish the fucking blunt. i’m going to show you how this dick works - properly.”

keegan is the type of man who’d purposefully moan into your ear to get what he wants. keegan who has such a whiny voice when he’s close;

“sweetheart— mhm, yeah. jus’— jus’ like that, uh-huh. doin’ so. so. fuckin’. good. fuuuck.”

keegan who makes sure that you cum first, edging himself as his cock throbs in need. pitiful whines falling from his lips without shame.

keegan who isn’t afraid to beg when he’s submissive. a dutiful man filled with pride reduced to a pretty little slut. he knows what his voice does to you, and he uses it to his advantage;

“please. please, baby. i can’t, mnng... oh, i can’t do it. need you s’badly— need you to fuck me.”

keegan is the type of man who’d break my heart.

fucked up evil creature experiences remorse