THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I ROUSE FROM MY SLUMBER?!?! ASAGIRI WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING CRAcK

THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I ROUSE FROM MY SLUMBER?!?! ASAGIRI WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING CRAcK ARE YOU HIGH ON?!?!?

Pls tell me that Bram is coming back I will shank you sjcbjfjsksncjsnaknanxo– 😭

Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita (1967) Kafka Asagiri, Bungo Stray Dogs chapter 114.5 (2024)

Don't forget the; ASAGIRIIIIIII I'M HUNTING YOU THE FUCK DOWNNNN!!!! 👹👺

The last couple of chapters of bsd are just YES YES YESSS!!!... WAIT NO! NOOOO NOOOO!!?

LMAOOOO IF MY FF MC EVER GETS PREGNANT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CHAOSSSS

I can't stop thinking of a pregnant Mc announcement with Belphegor.

Obviously afab mc.

Mc: Hey remember when Belphegor killed me?

Lucifer: That is a strange thing to bring up on the diner table.

Mc: Okay but you guys do remember.

Mammon: Of course we remember! I cried for a week.

Beelzebub: Why do you bring it up? What did Belphie do now?

Belphegor: I've done nothing!

Mc: Of course you did.

Belphegor: What? What now?

Mc: You took my life once, and now you've put new life inside of me.

Belphegor: WHAT?!

Asmodeus: OMG

Mc: I'm pregnant.

Lucifer: AND THIS IS HOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US?!

This is canon to my fanfic now.

Solomon: Hey guys I'm here to pick up MC today, are they done helping you sort your daily chaos?

Satan: You're rather late. Their designated time to leave is 2 hours ago.

Solomon: Wait...MC changed their hours? Since when?

Belphegor: Since you went on that Ocean trip or whatever.

Lucifer: But MC did say it's only a temporary thing and they seemed really occupied with something so we eventually allowed it...

Asmo: Yeah but we were so not happy about it! Just what happened on that trip, Solomon?!

Solomon: But if MC left for home then I should have seen them on the way...

Leviathan: Lol ask Mammon where they are, he's constantly stalking MC.

Mammon: Am not, ya liar!

Solomon: I see you have decidedly ignored the last conversation we had regarding MC.

Mammon: Damnit he's back with that creepy smile again!

Solomon: Which way did MC go, Mammon?

Mammon: Jeez overprotective much!? MC can handle themself you know-

Solomon: Mammon.

Mammon: Jeez okay okay, they just walk by the Devildom beach practicing some sort of water magic with the ocean I don't know! But I assure MC is fine! Also don't tell I told you please!

Solomon: The ocean...

Solomon: There you are, MC.

MC: I- How did you- Who snitched on me?!

Solomon: I'm sorry I promised not to reveal his identity.

MC: Damnit Mammon.

Solomon: Ahaha looks like me not revealing it didn't help at all. So...what is it you're doing here, hmm?

Solomon: ...why?

MC: Remember when you told me your magic had potent destruction and attack powers useful in battle...

MC: I started training my powers to make strong shields and better healing.

Solomon: Yes..

MC: Well after what you told me on that trip, I'm...trying to get the Ocean's blessing.

Solomon: ....

MC: I know you cant get rid of your curse and I know you have enough magic to not care about it anymore...but that trip was the first time I'd seen you... afraid. I hated it.

MC: So I'm trying to restore and help with anything that's broken or cursed in there. A lot of fish helped bring random artefacts to the shore which I have been working on...and I finally got the blessing today.

MC: So no you longer have to be afraid or even uncertain down there.

Solomon: ...you turn my shortcomings...into your strengths?

MC: I aim to be your perfect complement when it comes to magic. So that if we ever have to fight - we'll have all bases covered. And nothing can pose a threat to us.

Solomon: *hugs them tight* And I thought I was supposed to be protecting you, MC.

MC: *smiles* The protector needs to be protected too.

Knock him back out💀

so a recap:

skk is away from yokohama, they can't help or stop the fucking three way singularity

fyodor let sigma read his ability bc its too late at this point, everyone is gonna know whats gonna on anyway

sigskk are prob by themselves with no clear way home (esp bc moris gonna be distracted by said three way singularity)

nikolai prob transported his ass to yokohama

fyodor prob saw thru the facade of chuuyas vampirism, but it worked in his benefit anyway so it doesn't really matter

rip bram, you deserved more time </3

Just a question; Can't Chuuya carry Sigma by the arms and just have Dazai grab onto Sigma's legs and fly? or does his ability still get nullified?

so a recap:

skk is away from yokohama, they can't help or stop the fucking three way singularity

fyodor let sigma read his ability bc its too late at this point, everyone is gonna know whats gonna on anyway

sigskk are prob by themselves with no clear way home (esp bc moris gonna be distracted by said three way singularity)

nikolai prob transported his ass to yokohama

fyodor prob saw thru the facade of chuuyas vampirism, but it worked in his benefit anyway so it doesn't really matter

rip bram, you deserved more time </3