New My Hero Academia AU Because I Can!

New My Hero Academia AU because I can!

The Artistic AU

*quirks are still existing, heros and villains too, but the main characters are no more a part of it (or at least not 100%). In this AU they all have artistic careers. Also they're all aged up, only Mustard and Eri still kids.

*Yuei is not an hero's school but a school who proposes differents cursus and artistic formations.

So news class 1-A's careers!

-Kyoka, Denki, Momo, Katsuki and Fumikage have a rock band named Goma (with the kanji 五 who means 5 and the kanji 魔 who means demons). Kyoka is the main singer, Denki and Fumikage are guitarists, Momo is the pianist and Katsuki is the drummer and a part-time hero.

-Koji is a video maker on SomeCube, he makes JSL songs.

-Minoru is a photographer.

-Toru and Yuga are models in the same agency. Toru is more a make-up model and Yuga a fashion model.

-Eijiro and Mashirao are stuntmen for the cinema. Eijiro is also a part-time hero.

-Tsuyu is a video games designer. She also has a SomeCube's channel where she makes video-game let's play and criticisms.

-Hanta is a rhythmic gymnast, his main discipline his the ribbon. Sometimes he also does acrobatics performances.

-Rikido is a gastronomic chef.

-Mina and Mezo are dancers. Mezo is more into hip hop and Mina is a break dancer.

-Ochaco is in artistic make-up. She works a lot for cinema and fashion events.

-Shoto is a mime artist most of the time but sometimes he does anonymous covers for Koji or Kyoka songs.

-Izuku is an author, his main books are thriller and detective novels. He is too a part-time hero.

-Tenya is a spokesperson for his brother hero's agency.

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-Hitoshi is a ghostwriter. But he also do poetry.

Go on, be wild!

Ok but doesn't it will be funny if Sebastian spend so much time with Bruce that when he accidentally discoverers his boss is Batman he just became very dense?

Bruce: *in his Batman costume. Going into his office at 4:00 am during a patrol for taking new batrangs because his kids use them for playing darts on a LexCorp's billboard. Has removed his mask*

Sebastian: *walk in* Oh my god boss-

Bruce: Wait it's not what you think-

Sebastian: I didn't know you're a Batman's cosplayer!

Bruce: ... Hey you can say it's my dark secret.

Alright, you know the drill new fic idea let’s go

Brucie wayne and his disaster assistant, but he’s such a sweetie that Bruce can’t bring himself to fire him

Sebastian: [hands Bruce his coffee, goes to sip his own]

Bruce: [sips and grimaces]

Sebastian: [sips and spits it back in the cup before realizing they had the wrong coffees] “oops…”

Bruce: [is so so so tired, closes his eyes] “I don’t care if you don’t care” [hands Sebastian his coffee and takes the other cup]

Sebastian: “I’m so sorry… I can get you another”

Bruce: [drinking his coffee] “it’s fine… I’m sure you’ve wanted to sip in my cup at some point”

Here you go! I change something for a better mix of MHA and the Totally Spies.

-I made the costume more personalized for its look more like their hero costume.

-I add masks because the secret identities in Totally Spies are bullshit.

-They work for an agency named Yuei, the director is Nedzu.

-Different spy agencies exists.

Other informations:

-Katsuki's mom is an ex-spy.

-Monoma is a sort of Mandy.

-Kiribaku ❤️ and maybe Kiribakukami 🥺

-Hatsume creates gadets for Yuei.

-Katsuki thinks of Izuku like a rival. Izuku also works for Yuei. He's part of an other team with Iida and Uraraka.

totally spies au but alex is kiri, bakugou is sam and denki is clover

My opinion may be unpopular but I don't really like Izuku's hero name. I know Ochaco says it sound like an encouragement and there is a symbolic meaning. But I don't really stand how he just keeps an obvious sign of his harassment and discrimination as a definition of his hero identify. It feels like an important part of his character and hero's identity is centered on the discrimination he lived. I have being harassed in a big part of my school time and I find that problematic to make this period of his life as his identity in the hero world, accept it is important but it doesn't have to define you. I made it long sorry but I think it's a good point :)

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

Some TUA incorrect quotes about God

Spoilers s3 I think?

God: Jesus is the kid who made me want to have more kids.

God: Klaus is the kid who made me regret to had 43 more.

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Jesus: *die crucified* Hey mom, sorry I came home a little early.

God: Oh my sweet baby, don't worry I will give you a little add so you can say goodbye to your friends and then I will make cookies for when you came back :)

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Klaus: *die* Sup' mom! I know you said I hadn't curfew but I'm here <3

God: I didn't say you hadn't curfew I said I disown you, get out of my house.

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God: Jesus! My sweet baby, I love you so much 🥺. You're such a good kid, I was so mad when humans killed you! Didn't the abilities I gave you were good enough? *sob* I want more kids, I'm sure they will be sweetheart like you. This time I'm gonna make them fucking badass so humans can't fuck up my babies >:(

*creates the Marigold's children*

*17 years later*

Half of them are dead or are claimed missing. 13 of them have been traumatized by Reggie. Five fucked up time and reality. Viktor caused the apocalypse directly or indirectly three times. Christopher is a cube. Klaus keeps dying and being a disrespectful little bitch.

God: What I have done...

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Klaus: Why don't you just let me in the afterlife! Are you homophobic >:( ?

God: I'm literally a lesbian you're just an asshole.

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God: Yes I love all my children equally. Jesus, Viktor, Five, Allison, /insert all the names of the Marigold's children/ and *reading the palm of her hand* Klovs...

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Dave: *arriving in the afterlife* Hum, hello, are you God?

God: Since you're weird enough for falling in love with the ghosty bitch I don't know if it's a good idea of letting you in.

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God "I created you so I can choose what I love or not": Yes I'm the superior being of life. An entity full of love and mercy.

Klaus: Hi.

God: Except for you.