To Belong

To Belong

She was the weird foreign girl, he was the most useless Viking in the history of Berk. Together they were just Leandra and Hiccup. Two best friends who searched for their place in the world. Would their search for it unite or separate them?

I know I said I would write Gift of the Night Furries first but while I was writing I noted that it would be better to not include it. So this will be the last chapter of the FanFic.

I hope you can respect my decision.

Please enjoy the last chapter and read the author’s note at the end.

Chapter 7

Leandra wakes up from the now familiar wails of her little brother. Starchaser, who sleeps beside her bed, whines and holds her ear plates down to block the sound.

With a yawn and a pat to her dragon, Leandra walks to Ulf’s room. The little baby is crying in his crib, waving his little fists around, and being generally unhappy.

“Morning Ulfi.”, coo Leandra at him, carefully picking him up. “Someone woke up with the wrong feet, eh?”

That’s when she smells it.

Wrinkling her nose, she holds him away.

“Or should I say, you woke up because you have gone number two.”

As an answer, Ulf just wails more.

Well, time to change his diaper.

The black-haired girl is nearly done when Sigrùn comes into the room. Her red hair is a chaotic mess and she has black rings under her eyes.

“Leandra, you don’t have to do this every day.”, yawns her stepmother.

“I like to help.”, she replies simply and rocks the now happy Ulf in her arms.

“Still, I thought you would prefer to go flying with Starchaser or spend your time with Hiccup since he woke up a few days ago.”, wonders Sigrùn, scratching her head.

Hearing the name of her best friend aka. impossible love Leandra makes a face hands the babbling Ulf to Sigrùn and walks past them into her room.

“He is perfectly fine on his own. He doesn’t need me.”, she mumbles. “Besides it better to go distant already before I leave this miserable rock.”

“What was that?”

“I said, I can’t wait for breakfast, I will fly a short round with Starchaser.”

“Oh, all right, sweetheart.”

Leandra rolls her eyes.

So now she is sweetheart. Since she came back from the Battle of the Red Death Sigrùn toned up being a mom to her.

It was pathetic.

Now, after she killed a giant dragon and became an honorary Viking, she gets called pet names.

Stupid bitch.

In the end, she did take Starchaser to an early morning flight and came back for breakfast.

Leandra eats her oatmeal with zero joy, watching how her parents flatter around Ulf, her, and even Starchaser.

God, she wants to barf.

It’s like they are a little perfect family.

Starchaser gets pats and extra treats, Ulf gets babied and she gets praised for being such a good dragon rider and being Gothi’s apprentice.

Before they made peace with the dragons and Ulf was born, she had to endure how her parents encourage her to be more Viking-like to fit in.

Now she could be herself.

Again, she wants to barf.

 A bunch of hypocrites they are.

She eats her last bite of oatmeal and stands up.

“I need to get to Gothi.”, she informs them.

Her papi waves her over and gives her a kiss on the forehead.

“Good work day, mi amor.”

“Gracias papi.”

Sigrùn with Ulf in her arms joins them and gives her actually a kiss on the head.

What the heck?!

“Have fun, pumpkin.”

Oh, now she is also pumpkin?

The black-haired girl feels formally how she is getting angry.

What is this we-are-a-happy-family-play her parents have going on?!

To distract herself she kisses Ulf’s tiny forehead and calls for Starchaser.

She needs to get out of this house before she loses her nerves.

Harvesting the healing herbs for Gothi helps her a lot to not think about what dumb sheep her parents actually are.

She can’t comprehend how they have gone from you-need-to-be-a-Viking to supportive be-who-you-are-you-are-perfect.

It’s just like Hiccup with his dad and the whole village.

Not that she talked much to him this past day, but she has eyes.

And she sees how everybody treats him like a hero and how proud his dad is now, when not even a month ago he was shunned and his dad was ashamed of him.

But other than her, Hiccup seems to enjoy the transformation and not question it.

Leandra signs and looks at Starchaser. Her dragon is playing with the butterflies in the field they are.

Absolutely adorable.

“You cutie.”, she cooed at her.

“Hey Lee!”, calls then Hiccup for her and Leandra has to force herself not to twitch at this.

With the fakest smile, she turns to him and yep Astrid and the whole gang and their dragons are with him.

Starchaser is the only one happy to see them since Toothless is there too. The two Night Furries purr and lick each other.

Must be nice to love and to be loved in return.

Is she jealous of her dragon?

Yes, she is.

“Hello Hiccup.”, she greets him and waves with fake friendliness at the other Viking teens. “Hello, guys. What brings you here?”

“We are doing a trick competition with our dragons. We wanted to see if you want to join.”, it’s actually Astrid who tells her this.

And she even smiles at her friendly.

Astrid was never friendly with her or even smiled at her.

It is creepy!

Even more, as the other teens join in to make her come with them.

They never cared for her and now they are best friends?

Maybe Hiccup can do it, but she still remembers how it had hurt to be outcasted and mocked by them.

“Sorry can’t. I still have to work with Gothi. Take Starchaser with you, she can show you alone some tricks.”

All look with disappointment at her.

Yep, so creepy.

“Ah, then maybe next time, I can show you my super cool trick 'Andra.”, say’s Snotloud with a wink.

Leandra gets goosebumps all over her body and feels the vomit coming up. Did Snotloud Jorgenson actually flirt with her and gave her a nickname?

She wants to die!

And take a long shower!

Not necessarily in that order, but still!

None of the boys ever flirt with her since she didn’t look like a Viking girl, yet being a dragon rider makes her suddenly pretty in their eyes?!

“Yeah, maybe, but I need to help Gothi more these days. Winter is coming soon and most of the healing herbs will not grow in this time.”, she explains and hopes this is the end of it.

Thankful it is and Hiccup and his Something-Girlfriend and his new best friends leave her alone.

Starchaser looks at her in a way that says are you sure I can go.

She nods at her dragon and gives her a tiny pet.

How long they are going to stay on Berk is still a mystery, Starchaser should enjoy the time she still has with Toothless.

And that’s how practically the next few weeks in her life are.

Leandra feels like she is in a bad play.

It is all so fake, wrong and anormal for her.

Not that she wants that Vikings and dragons are enemies again, but that world had made more sense to her.

Suddenly being loved and cherished by everyone makes her freak out internally.

Hiccup is the only one that enjoys it from what she sees.

She doesn’t get how he didn’t feel the same way she does.

Berk and his inhabitants have treated them like trash for years, but now after killing a giant dragon, making peace with the dragons, and being the first riders they are in the eyes of the population like the second coming of Christ.

She hopes god forgives her for this example, she couldn’t find a better one.

Currently, Leandra is leaning on Starchaser on the floor of the main room in their house, playing with Ulf in her arms, while her parents sit beside each other on the couch. Her father reads a book and Sigrùn is knitting a new blanket for the winter.

It is all so…domestic and peaceful.

So, so, weird.

The black-haired girl was starting to ask herself if somehow she died in the Battle of the Red Death and is now in this weird version of heaven where all was okey-dokey, without talking about the problems they had.

They just…moved on with their life.

Maybe she had finally reached her breaking point because she hears herself say: “So we don’t talk about that you guys practically wanted a Viking girl for years and after I helped to kill the Red Death I’m fine the way I am?”

Her parents stop what they are doing and look at her surprised. Even Starchaser gets tense.

She feels how her Night Furry practically wants to tell her that this isn’t a good idea, but Leandra can’t take it anymore.

“What do you mean by that sweetheart?”, ask Sigrùn blinking.

“This right there!”, Leandra gestures with Ulf’s rattle at her stepmother, while her brother tries to grip his toy. “You never used pet names for me, I was always Leandra and now I killed a giant-ass dragon and suddenly I’m sweetheart, pumpkin, and sweetie pie.”

That had been a shock when sweetie pie was used for the first time. Leandra had screamed a whole hour into her pillow.

“Leandra, langue!”

“My langue is the last problem this family has father. What’s up with you guys suddenly? I was never your perfect Viking child and now you are happy that I’m a Spanish dragon rider. You wanted for years that I forget my heritage!”, she accused them, waving the rattle wildly around.

Ulf frowns and tries to grab it.

Starchaser grumbles.

And her parents look with big eyes at her.

“We never wanted you to forget who you are, mi amor.”, says her father. “We just wanted you to fit in with the kids in your age group.”

Sigrùn nods.

“You know how Hiccup was shunned for being himself, we didn’t want that for you. We know now that we needed your and Hiccup’s way to change things for the better.”

“That’s it, that’s your excuse?”, scoffs Leandra. “How you guys any idea what this did to me? I felt I was not good enough for you, that I was wrong!”

“Mi amor!”

“Sweetheart!”

“Don’t call me by pet names, you don’t deserve that!”, Leandra screams and stands up.

Ulf looks at his big sister confused, while Starchaser croons at her human.

Her father stands up also and makes with his hand a calm down moment.

“Leandra, we never wanted to make you feel this way. We just thought we should help you to fit in on Berk.”

“We are sorry.”, adds Sigrùn. “It was the wrong way, we should have been more open-minded.”

“Indeed, you should have.”, agrees Leandra. “But why didn’t you talk with me after all that happened? I deserved an apology way earlier.”

There her parents twitch together.

“…You didn’t speak of it, so we thought it was all right?”

“REALLY, FATHER, REALLY!”, she shouts so loud and in turn, Ulf wails. “Oh, Ulfi sorry!”

Leandra tries to calm her brother down.

“Maybe we should talk about this when Ulf isn’t here. We will make him just upset.”, declares Sigrùn.

“Oh no, we talk about this now!”

“Leandra, your brother is crying and isn’t stopping, we need all to calm down.”

“So that you two don’t have to confront me, father?! I think not!”

“Listen, young lady-“

“Oh shut up Sigrùn, now you want to be a real mom! You are ten years too late.”

“Leandra Mirabel Alvarez, watch you tone!”

“Or what? I know what, I shit on this family, I shit on you two, I only care for Ulf and I will go back to Spain!”

After that declaration, only Ulf’s cries were heard.

Leandra tried to calm her brother down, rocking him back and forth, while Starchaser nosed and purred at the baby.

Gustavo and Sigrùn have turnend into stone. Did they hear right?

“You want to-“

“I’m going back to Spain, I have decided.”, says Leandra calmly to them. “I never was happy on this miserable rock, I want to live with Abuela.”

“Mi amor, we sure can find a better solution.”

“No, I’m done. I’m done with you guys, I’m done with Berk, I’m done with this whole situation. Starchaser and I will go to Spain and stay there. And you better don’t stop me or I will just run away. So accept my discussion or choke on a dick.”

Leandra ignores the offended sounds of her parents and turns to go to her room, Starchaser following after her.

She closes her door and puts her chair on the doorknob, so no one can come in.

Starchaser croons at her and Ulf looks at her, catching with one of his hands a bit of her hair.

“It’s the best.”, she says to her dragon. Then kisses Ulf’s tiny forehead. “You sleep in my bed with me today Ulfi. We will not have a lot of time anymore together.”

And so the three make themselves ready for bed.

Ignoring the pleads from behind the door, till they stop.

Maybe Gustavo and Sigrùn have finally given up since Leandra won’t.

“After Christmas.”, she mumbles to Starchaser to not wake up Ulf. “Or Snoggletog how they call it here. That’s the best time to fly to Spain. The winter storms calm down.”

Starchaser just croons at her girl.

Oh, how she would miss her mate…but Leandra was the next closest thing to a hatchling she has.

She would follow her to the ends of the world.

Still a tiny tear leaves the golden eyes of Starchaser.

Leandra closes her own eyes and tries to ignore what she saw.

This will be the best for everyone.

She is sure.

Leandra should have known that her parents wouldn’t simply accept her decision.

In the next days in the Alvarez-Jonnson household, you could hear often screaming matches between them.

Gustavo and Sigrùn tried to explain and excuse themselves, but Leandra was having non of it.

She brought up a lot of things that always rubbed her wrong.

She brought up how she nearly left Berk and they didn’t even notice.

They tried to tell her, that they thought she just couldn’t watch how Hiccup should slay the Monstrous Nightmare, and that’s why they didn’t search for her.

The black-haired girl had a tendency to disappear if she needed time to cool down from something.

What a weak excuse!

Today during their screaming match with her parents, Leandra had enough, she took Ulf and Starchaser and took a long flight with them.

Her only free day in the week and her parents had to get on her nerves with still trying to change her mind!

Angry she signs and cuddles Ulf, who is enjoying the flight. Her brother will be one day a great dragon rider, Leandra just feels it.

Starchaser grumbles at her in question.

“No Star, I’m done with all of this, father and Sigrùn can talk all they want till Christmas! We will leave after that and basta!”

“You will what?!”, shouts suddenly a voice in disbelief.

Leandra groans and turns her head.

Yup, it’s Hiccup and Toothless flying beside them.

Great, just great.

“Long time no see.”, she greets him drily. “You taking a flight alone? Where are your girlfriend and fan club?”

Hiccup splutters at her.

“A-Astrid isn’t my girlfriend and the gang isn’t my fan club!”

“Really? Could have fooled me.”

Leandra pets Starchaser’s side to make her fly faster so she doesn’t need to talk anymore with Hiccup, but her stubborn dragon stays on the side of her mate.

Again, great!

She doesn’t want to talk with Hiccup.

“Lee what’s wrong?”, asks her Hiccup desperate. “Since I woke up you are different and now you talk about how you want to leave why?”

“So you did notice.”, she scoffed and caresses Ulf’s chubby cheek. “And why are you shocked I always told you that I want to go back to my Abuela.”

“But-But why still? Now all is good on Berk and-“

She interrupts him and stares with fire in her brown eyes into his confused green eyes: “For this reason. Everybody treats us now like we are some kind of legendary heroes and like they always liked us when not even two months ago they couldn’t care less about us. This is so fake and wrong! You may be okay with that, but I won’t forget how they made me feel. They made me feel so bad about myself.”

Tears spring in her eyes and she turns away from Hiccup.

Ulf babbles at her, while Starchaser croons and finally flaps her wings faster.

They are gone from Hiccup and Toothless sight in mere seconds.

“Lee…!”, calls Hiccup for his best friend and has to fight his own tears.

He knows her, he knows she spoke the truth…that mean Leandra will leave Berk forever?

Toothless crooks at him sadly.

“Buddy we can’t let them.”, he tells his dragon, yet Toothless shakes his head. “What? You will let Starchaser go? But you are mates!”

The dragon nods and wishes he could tell his human that while he loves Starchaser, he knows that she can’t be separated from Leandra. It’s like with him and Hiccup. They are bonded in such a special way that being away from each other would hurt them.

Also, Leandra is the hatchling Starchaser always wished for and he couldn’t give her.

He won’t force his mate to decide between himself and being the mother she always wanted to be.

The brunette boy, of course, can’t hear what his dragon thoughts, but he has a feeling this runs deeper than he thinks.

Sadly he steers Toothless back to Berk.

Could he do something to change Leandra’s mind?

Or was all hope lost?

Deep down he knows the answer.

Leandra never wanted to stay on Berk. She missed Spain, the way of life there, and mostly her grandmother.

Now she had the possibility to go back home…who was he to chain her to Berk, making her more miserable?

Hiccup closes his eyes and silently cries.

He would miss her more than she would know, but he wouldn’t stand between her and her wishes.

Toothless also joins in and whines defeated.

If you truly love someone you let them go…if they are meant for you they would return…

He can only hope that this saying was true.

When Leandra, Ulf, and Starchaser return back home, no one is in the house.

Maybe her father and Sigrùn took a walk to clear their heads?

Well, better for them.

Leandra falls with Ulf in her arms in her bed tired.

What a shit day.

That’s when she sees how Starchaser is pawing at her closet and making frustrating noises.

“Star, what is it?”, she asks and puts Ulf on the bed.

Starchaser just whines and paws more at the closet.

“Okay, okay, you want me to open it or what?”

For that, she gets a nod from her dragon. Leandra raises her eyebrows and does it. Starchaser picks up her packed basket.

The one she prepared when it was time to leave Berk.

“Starchaser?”

Her dragon puts the basket on the ground, points at it with her snout, then at her saddle, and then at the window.

Is she understanding right?

“You want to leave now, Star?”, wants Leandra to know for sure.

Starchaser nods. She feels in her heart that her human hatchling has enough. Why should they wait any longer?

After a long time, a real smile forms on Leandra’s lips. She gives Starchaser a kiss on the head.

“Thank you.”

Faster than lighting Leandra undresses and dresses in the travel clothes she made in secret. A simple black tunic, with black pants, her fur boots, and a grey fur coat made out of a wolf’s pelt, which had cost her a lot when she had traded for it.

She clicks the basket on Starchaser’s saddle and they are ready.

Well almost.

Leandra kneels down beside her little brother on her bed. She caresses his little face and he grabs her fingers.

“Oh Ulfi, I don’t want to leave you.”, she signs sad, tears prickling her eyes. “I don’t want to leave you with father and Sigrùn, but you are too tiny for the voyage we are about to make.”

Softly she kisses his tiny forehead.

“I love you, Ulfi, never forget that.”

With that she takes him to his crib, he would be safer there till her parents returned, and then mounts Starchaser.

Her window is open before them and the first stars are appearing in the sky.

The black-haired girl pets the side of her trusted and beloved Night Furry.

“Let’s hit the road, Starchaser!”

Starchaser lets out an agreeing growl.

Not a second later they are out of the window, flying up into the sky.

Leandra looks for the last time back to Berk before she gives her personal hell the middle finger and turns Starchaser in the direction which will bring them to Spain.

“Go, girl, go!”, she shouts happily.

And with that Leandra Alvarez and her Night Furry Starchaser embark on their journey.

The only things that are left behind are three letters.

One for Leandra’s father and Sigrùn.

One for Ulf when he is older and can read.

And one for Hiccup and Toothless.

But these letters will be found late into the night after the whole village searched for the Spanish girl and her dragon.

What is written in the letters you ask?

Well, no Gustavo, no Sigrùn, and no Hiccup would ever tell you.

Yet you could see one emotion clearly in their eyes.

Regret.

The End!

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To Belong

She was the weird foreign girl, he was the most useless Viking in the history of Berk. Together they were just Leandra and Hiccup. Two best friends who searched for their place in the world. Would their search for it unite or separate them?

Chapter 6

It was early morning.

Leandra was sitting on a cliffside. Her legs dangling from it, under her the ocean. She swung her legs, watching the ocean under her.

She really should eat something. She would need the energy for the hours-long flight she would take with Starchaser.

If they were lucky, they would only need one to two weeks before they reached the village in Spain where Leandra’s Abuela lived.

So why did she just stare at the ocean and didn’t do anything?

The black-haired girl closed her eyes, tears flowing down her cheeks.

And she thought she had already cried enough.

Leandra just didn’t get how Hiccup could betray their friendship like this! All just for stupid Astrid, who suddenly liked him?

That was fishy.

Either Astrid always liked Hiccup and hide it because it was more important to her to be the perfect Viking girl or she wanted something from him.

Like becoming chieftess.

Else couldn’t Leandra explain Astrid’s change of mind. You don’t go from hating someone else guts to liking them just because they took you on a magical dragon ride.

Anyway, both reasons were so…wrong.

She never cared what others thought of her friendship with Hiccup, he was the only one who was friendly and wanted to get to know her when she and her father were stranded on Berk. Of course, she started to like him too and accept him with her whole heart.

Hiccup was a good person.

She didn’t stay friends with Hiccup because she wanted to become chieftess one day, she stayed his friend because she just liked him.

It was simpel like that.

A loud sign leaves her mouth and she wipes her tears away.

God, it sounds like she is in love with Hiccup…but she isn’t!

She…she just wanted to stay by his side!

Nothing more.

Yet, he preferred Astrid over herself.

Maybe Leandra put always more into the friendship than Hiccup? He choose Astrid and Berk over her and a life they could live in peace with their dragons.

So deep down he really was a Viking, like he always wished.

Dear lord, she really sounds like a heartbroken lover.

New tears sprung from her eyes. Her head and heart hurt.

Was she maybe a bit too strict with this?

With him?

As a best friend, she should be happy that his crush showed interest in him.

And yet, it didn’t sit right with her.

It was all wrong.

But was it wrong because of the reason she thought or because…it was not her on Hiccup’s side?

The black-haired girl opens her eyes and stands carefully up.

The wind whips around her, making her long black hair fly and the skirt of her dress ballow.

Under her crash waves against the cliff.

Her sight is directed where Berk is.

“I’m really…a fool.”, she mumbles to herself. “Starchaser, girl, let’s go!”

She turns and runs to the little forest where her dragon is taking a break.

Hiccup day was just crazy.

He couldn’t convince his father that dragons were good beings, no, he gave him with Toothless a way to find the Dragon Nest.

And with it the giant of an evil dragon who waited for her next meal.

Then when he lost hope, Astrid motivated him again and he teached the other teens to ride the dragons from the Kill Ring.

He already had wondered where Leandra and Starchase were. Was she so angry that she didn’t show up at all?

As they flew to the Dragon Nest and still no Leandra in sight, he got worried.

His best friend wouldn’t just leave without a word?

She wouldn’t separate Toothless and Starchaser like this?

She wouldn’t…leave him?

But as he was facing now the dubbed Red Death dragon he had to admit to himself…maybe Leandra really left last night.

And he just let her.

Damn, he couldn’t think about this now, he had to take down the Red Death.

As Toothless got ready to Plasma Blast again the giant dragon the familiar sound of a Night Furry approached reached their ears.

“Night Furry, get down!”, yelled Gobber.

Hiccup’s heart nearly leaped out of his chest from relief as he saw who came riding on a Night Furry to help him.

It was Leandra with Starchaser!

He could hear the amazed voices from the other Vikings on the ground, but he just had eyes for his best friend who made her dragon attack the Red Death.

“Lee!”, he yelled and felt a happy tear fall down his cheek.

She came back!

“Hic, I’m sorry!”, she yelled to him. “I was stupid.”

“No, I was stupid, I should have talked with you and not just let it go, believe you just needed to calm down.”, he yelled back.

“Let’s agree that we both were idiots.”, she called grinning and he nodded.

For now, this would be enough.

They had to take care of a giant dragon.

Toothless and Starchaser fly now side by side and you could hear how they cooed happily at each other.

“That thing has wings!”, tells Hiccup them. “Okay, let's see if it can use them!”

“On it, Hic!”

Hiccup and Leandra pull their dragons into a turn.

They plummet, gaining tremendous speed. The wind buffets them as they target the Red Death at supersonic speed.

Together Toothless and Starchaser unload plasma blasts against the Red Death's head.

It goes down with a rumble as they climb anew.

The Vikings shield themselves from the dust of the fallen monster as its wings unfold and extend.

The Night Furry riders look back as they put distance between them.

“Do you think that did it?”, wonders Hiccup.

Suddenly, the enraged behemoth rises into the frame flapping its wings furiously. A daunting sight.

“Dios mio! It can really fly!”, say’s Leandra astonished.

Our quartet dives into the tangled sea stacks, they weave through the rock like rabbits through a briar.

The Red Death snaps at them, but cannot reach them. The dragon riders pull ahead, while Red Death smashes through the canopy of rock and pull in behind Toothless and Starchaser.

It burst through fifty-foot formations like they were saplings.

Stoick, Gobber, and the Teens watch as Hiccup, Toothless, Leandra, and Starchaser streak past, weaving through sea stacks. A moment later the Red Death smashes the sea stacks to dust in hot pursuit. The Vikings’ mood is quenched.

The best friends and their dragons can't slow the monster down. Hiccup eyes the clouds above. An idea hits him.

“Lee, do as I do, all right!”

“Okay, I trust you have a plan!”

“Don’t I always…don’t answer that! Okay Toothless, Starchaser time to disappear.”

Toothless and Starchaser pull into a steep climb, heading toward the clouds.

“Come on bud!”

“Go, girl, go!”

The Red Death follows, closing in fast.

“Here it comes!”, warns Hiccup, hearing the gas. Leandra just nods, she is ready.

They narrowly dodge a column of flame and smoke. They reach the low-hanging clouds and pierce them.

The monster follows, immediately losing them in the hampered visibility.

It roars irritably.

From out of nowhere, Toothless dives from the right side, and Starchaser from the left at the huge dragon, blasting and puncturing a hole in each wing.

They are gone again before the dragon can get a shot at them.

Again and again, they dive in, using the clouds to hide and surprise as they puncture the monster's wings.

It bellows in frustration and whirls around, unleashing fire blindly, in all directions.

Hiccup sees the glow of fire cutting toward them.

“Watch out!”, screams Hiccup.

Leandra and Starchaser can dodge it, but the random blast clips Toothless' tail.

It's heavily damaged.

“Oh no!”, shouts Leandra.

“Okay, time's up.”, declares Hiccup. “Let's see if this works.”

He pulls Toothless into a turn. Leandra and Starchaser follow. They fly directly into the Red Death's face, taunting it.

“Come on! Is that the best you can do!?”, calls Hiccup.

“My Abuelo is way fitter than you and he is dead since 10 years!”, joins Leandra.

Toothless and Starchaser utter insults too, and they jackknife into a steep dive. The Red Death pursues.

The Night Furries beat their wings, racing faster than they have ever gone before. Our quartet stays just ahead of the Red Death no longer trying to evade it.

Hiccup glances back to check the tail, it's disintegrating.

“Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.”, he whispers to Toothless, so he doesn’t alarm the girls.

The Red Death closes the gap. Hiccup tucks in and hold Toothless steady, Leandra following his example, allowing the monster to set its sights on them.

It narrows its eyes.

“Hold, Toothless.”

“Starchaser, get ready.”

The Red Death opens his mouth. The familiar gas hiss emanates from his throat ignition is coming.

“NOW!”, yells Hiccup and Leandra together.

Hiccup hits the pedals hard as Toothless extends one wing. Starchaser mimics her mate.

They pivot in place, hurtling directly into the Red Death's mouth.

Toothless and Starchaser fire point blank down the monster's throat. Its amassing gas is ignited, backfiring into the monster, erupting in a chain of blasts throughout its body.

Our four burst from the clouds, the Red Death hot on their tail, exploding from within. It glances forward and sees the ground rushing up. It throws open its wings attempting to put on the brakes, but the punctured, damaged wings can't stop its momentum.

As the Red Death chokes on the expanding fireball, he sees Toothless and Starchaser suddenly pull out of the dive, streaking up, past its head.

The Red Death hits the ground, head-first. In the biggest explosion, Leandra ever saw.

Leandra and Starchaser weave through the monster's massive backplates, wings, and flailing legs, the boys behind them. The expanding fireball races toward them, about to swallow them. They manage to clear the obstacles. Leandra sees the monster's massive club tail careening toward them.

Starchaser dodges it with elegance, they are safe!

That’s when Leandra looks behind her for Hiccup and Toothless.

The giant club tail clips Toothless, tearing Hiccup from the harness and sending him tumbling against the backdrop of the fast-approaching fireball. Toothless struggles with all his might to reach the unconscious Hiccup.

But the fireball swallows them both!

“HICCUP!”, scream Leandra with all her might and tries to get Starchaser to fly after the boys. “Star, Star! What’s wrong?! We need to help him!”

But her Night Furry stays stationary in the air, closing her eyes and cooing apologetically to her girl. She won’t risk her life.

“STAR COME ON!”

The dragon just turns her head away. She knows her mate can survive the blast, she just hopes he got Hiccup in time.

Leandra can’t help but cry.

She didn’t makeup with Hiccup and now…now…

Ashes rain down on them. Leandra is flying Starchaser over the island in search of Hiccup and Toothless.

She finds Toothless on the ground his saddle vacant of Hiccup!

“No!”, she shouts and makes Starchaser land.

She runs up to Toothless, looking for Hiccup, while Starchaser nuzzles her knocked-out mate.

“Hiccup!”

“Mister Stoick!”, calls Leandra for Hiccup’s father.

The chief reaches them and puts a hand on her shoulder.

“Lass, are you all right? Where is Hiccup?”

Tears fall down her cheeks.

“I’m fine, but Hiccup…”

Leandra can’t speak anymore. She buries her head in her hands and wails in earnest for her best friend.

Stoick own heart hurts, but he embraced the girl, who had been for years the best friend Hiccup could ask for, and looks defeated at the two Night Furries. Leandra hugs him back with all her might, crying into his shoulder.

The chief might be not her father, but both feel the same pain right now.

“Oh, son...I did this...”, signs Stoick sorrowfully, his own tears falling down his cheeks.

Astrid pushes through the crowd, her eyes welling up. Followed by Gobber. They flank Stoick as he holds the crying Leandra in his arm.

Behind them, a ring of Vikings forms, keeping a respectful distance. As the dust and smoke clear, a ring of wild dragons can also be seen, gathering just behind and between the Vikings.

Toothless stirs and groggily rolls his head toward Stoick. Starchaser lieks her mate’s head, cooing at him.

Their eyes meet.

“I'm so sorry...”, apologizes Stoick to the dragon.

The dragon seems to understand him and unfolds his wings, revealing Hiccup, unconscious, clutched safely against his chest. Stoick's eyes widen.

“Hiccup.”

Stoick lets go of Leandra, who is looking hopeful at his son.

He scoops Hiccup into his arms. Listens to his heart and bursts into relieved laughter.

“He's alive!”, he cries happily. “You brought him back alive!”

The crowd roars. Followed by the dragons. The Vikings look around to find themselves surrounded. Leandra throws her arms around Starchaser who is giving her a big dragon smooch.

Stoick leans close to Toothless, meeting him eye to eye.

“Thank you... for saving my son.”

Gobber looks Hiccup up and down: “Well, you know... most of him.”

Stoick glances back at him. Gobber shrugs, redirecting his eyes toward...

“Dios mio!”, shouts Leandra as she sees it too. She gets her pouch from Starchaser saddle and kneels down beside Hiccup. “I will see what I can do, Mister Stoick!”

Two weeks later Leandra opens the door to her house, her back to the village, and letting Starchaser out.

“Be mindful of his head!”, calls Sigrùn from inside the house.

“I will!”

Leandra turns around. She is wearing a cloth criss-crossed on her body with a tiny bundle on her chest. Softly Starchaser nuzzles the bundle and a tiny tanned hand grabs after her.

“Ah, ah, ah, Ulf. You are way too tiny for a dragon.”, she cooed at the little baby.

Her newborn brother looks at her with big blue eyes, from Sigrùn, and his little tuft of black her, like her papi and her, sways in the calm breeze.

After the battle of the Red Death, a lot happened.

As Leandra with Ulf and Starchaser make their way toward Hiccup’s house, like any day these past weeks to see if he is alright and ready to wake up, she can’t help feeling happy to see the transformed Berk.

Dragons and Vikings get along and live in harmony.

It was crazy.

Even crazier that her neighbors now wanted to hear her opinion on things, mostly dragon related since she is the second first dragon rider in the history of Berk.

And also helping to defeat the Red Death made her now an honorary Viking.

Not that she cared that much about it. Still, it was nice to not be anymore the weird foreigner but the dragon rider Leandra.

But the best thing at the moment was her little brother. Leandra never thought she could have loved her sibling as she did now, but after Sigrùn gave birth to him a week ago, she was armored with Ulf.

Maybe because she helped Gothi bring him to this world and was the one to hold him first, it didn’t matter in the end.

She felt a bit better about her decision to return to Berk.

Oh, she wouldn’t give up on her dream to return one day back to her Abuela, but for now, Berk was okay.

Maybe after Ulf was older, like five, she would go and see the world.

Leandra would make things evolve naturally.

She would know when it was time to go, for real this time.

Hiccup still couldn’t believe what a new world he woke up to as Astrid came up to him to jab him in the arm. He recoils with a grumble.

“That's for scaring me.”, the girl says matter of fact.

“What, is it always going to be this way?”, he grumbles. “Cause I...”

She grabs him aggressively and then kisses him. Hoots and hollers follow.

“... could get used to it.”, he says dreamily with a beating heart.

His dream girl kissed him, wow!

Maybe he was indeed dead.

That’s when a familiar voice calls up: “Hey, get a room you two!”

The other Vikings laugh at this.

Frantically Hiccup searches the crowd for…

“Lee!”, he yells happy, seeing his best friend all right with Starchaser on her side…and a baby strapped on her chest….

Erm, what?

His best friend gives him a soft smile.

It is bittersweet and tears seem to twinkle in her eyes, but as fast it was there, it is like Leandra switched gears and has a teasing smirk on her lips.

“Next time you two should kiss in private, my little brother is too young to see such things.”

“Little brother.”, say Hiccup excitedly and walks over to her. A little tanned baby with blue eyes and a tuft a black hair looks at him. “Aww, he is so cute, Lee.”

“His name is Ulf. Say Hi to your uncle Hiccup.”

She makes the baby wave at him, which makes the whole crowd coo at them.

Hiccup laughs and carefully embraces Leandra, mindful of the baby between them.

“I’m so glad you came back.”, he whispers to her.

He doesn’t see how Leandra fights with her emotions, closing her eyes, a single tear, escaping.

This was the way it was supposed to be. They are best friends and he is with Astrid more.

She could handle her feelings. They would go away one day. Leandra was sure.

“And I’m happy for you, sorry that I was so angry for nothing.”

They let go of each other and Ulf babbles cutely.

That’s when Gobber presents Hiccup with a rebuilt saddle, rigging, and tail.

“Welcome home.”, he simply says to him.

Suddenly, Toothless pounces on the crowd, crushing several unsuspecting Vikings under his weight. Starchaser seems to laugh.

“Night Fury, get down!”

Toothless eyes the new tail excitedly, tongue wagging. Amidst the groans and grumbles, Hiccup, Leandra, and Astrid exchange sheepish grins, while little Ulf waves his tiny hand around.

Leandra sits on Starchaser’s back, Ulf secure on her chest, and looks at Hiccup as he tries out the new tailfin and paddle. Astrid is with her dragon Stormfly between them.

This…is Berk.

Leandra watches how Hiccup and Toothless fly up into the sky, Astrid giving chase after them.

She looks with a resigned smile after them. Starchaser cooes at her in understanding and Leandra wipes a tear away.

With one arm she holds Ulf close to her chest and pets Starchaser’s side to give her the signal to fly.

Vikings and dragons who fought against each other made this little rock now their home. It doesn’t look like much, but I have a feeling it will become something spectacular.

Hiccup and Astrid race their dragons through the village under eaves, over rooftops, down cliff-sides, and between ship masts. It's a high-energy, romantic dance of sorts. Leandra follows them, still looking defeated at them, hugging her baby brother closer to her.

I don’t know how long or how much I’m going to see of this. I know my place is elsewhere. Up here in the sky, I’m truly happy and my unwelcome emotions for my best friend don’t get in anybody’s way.

Hiccup and Astrid’s fellow recruits join them as they take to the open sky, rocketing far above the village. The Northern sky swirls with blazing, multicolored dragons.

Hiccup and Toothless break from the pack, spinning into the blinding sun.

Leandra, Ulf, and Starchaser also break from the pack, but don’t follow Hiccup and Toothless.

They go in the opposite direction, away from them, away from Berk.

Just flying over the ocean.

The black-haired girl cuddles her brother closer and looks determined before her.

At the endless ocean and where it would lead her.

One day, I will leave. I will spread my wings and fly. I will return to my grandma and then…see the whole world. Then the world just got bigger when you ride on a dragon’s back! Endless possibility, endless decision. Only one thing is clear, I can never act on my feelings for Hiccup. Not only would it destroy our friendship, but I can’t be chained even more to Berk. It will be already hard to leave my little brother behind and keep Starchaser from Toothless, I don’t need a partner. I want to be free. More than anything.

With a sign Leandra turns Starchaser back to Berk. Ulf babbles at her and she kisses his tiny forehead.

For now, my place is here…but I will truly find where I belong.

Where Starchaser and I belong.

One day, in the future.

And the first movie is done :D

How much do you hate me right now?

It broke my heart to not make Hiccup and Leandra canon, but I can assure you.

I don’t read HiccupXOC stories for nothing, I was never a fan of Hiccstrid, so that ship will sink.

Just Leandra and Hiccup aren’t ready for each other.

For a lot of reasons, mostly because Leandra doesn’t want to be chainend to somebody she wants to explore and meet new people and not settle down with the first person she loves.

She thinks it is not healthy, since she doesn’t have many choices in Berk for a partner.

She thinks she likes only Hiccup because he is the only one who is her friend.

The same you can say for Hiccup in canon I totally believe that Hiccstrid only works cause both don’t have better choices in a partner. That’s why I stay away from FFs where Hiccup runs away and still gets with Astrid.

Erm no sir, ma’am, person, Hiccup totally would fall in love with someone else cause he would meet people who actually like him for him and don’t need a magical dragon ride to change her mind.

Also, can we talk about how Astrid is clearly a trophy wife for Hiccup? The boy gets at the end of the movie all he wants, the village loves him, his dad too, the girl he likes shows interest and he has friends.

All he ever wanted.

Just like that, cause he showed them dragons were awesome.

Yeah!

Astrid needed even less to suddenly like him.

I hate the Trophy Wife trope with all my being and Astrid who was the whole movie this proud Viking warrior girl deserves better.

So Hiccstrid will sink in the next book and Leandra and Hiccup after they both did a lot of growing and changing will get together.

I want also to add that Hiccup was also a way to forgiven to anybody, the teens bullied him and then they are in the end the best of friends.

Village treated him like shit, it's okay now, they like me.

Hiccup has to work through all of this before he is ready for Leandra.

He needs to understand that this all isn’t actually healthy to forgive and forget like that and only like someone because she is the only VIKING choice the others would accept and you can stomach.

I hope I could explain myself.

We will have Gift of the Night Furries, see what I did there, and then maybe one or two original chapters to touch these points.

To set for the next book which will take in Race to Edge, since Leandra and Starchaser will leave at the end of this book and travel the world and do the growing they need.

Also, 3 years in the future when they are all 18.

Now that I wrote my first smuts I will probably write for Hiccup and Leandra too. .//////.

For everybody who wants to know Hiccandra is their shipname :D

So see you next chapter and I hope I could explain myself and my decisions.

Have a nice day/night, my loves

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 9: There is always more than one way

The handsome Elf King and his two followers, his right-hand men and Bard Jimmy, lead me inside the house and we are now sitting face to face on the dining table.

Well me and the king.

His followers flank him on each side.

I took off my blond Link wig.

I don’t see any more reason to hide behind it if they already know my true gender.

Also, I want that the Elf King sees ME not my cosplay.

I have a feeling, he likes what he sees, without sounding arrogant. He looked interested in my brunette bob cut.

Maybe he has a thing for brunettes?

I really hope so.

Damn, I’m so nervous.

This is so different than with Kenny.

Why does red hair make me crazy? Why?

“Lady N.K., before I tell you why I wanted to speak to you let me introduce myself and my loyal ranger.”, starts the Elf King. “I’m Kyle and he is Stan. Jimmy, you already know.”

Kyle…

His name is Kyle.

It fits him so much.

I gulp and pray I don’t stutter.

“Pleased to meet you, King Kyle and Ranger Stan, as you know I’m mage N.K.”

Yeah, I didn’t stutter!

“Nice to meet you too dude, erm my lady.”, greets me, Stan. “I was curious to know who gave my man such beatings. You really look as tough as they said.”

I laugh and wave it away.

“You honor with your words, noble Ranger.”

“Now that pleasantries are out of the way, I would really like to talk to you Lady N.K.”, says King Kyle, his green eyes seem to look into my soul.

I feel…naked.

Vulnerable.

Not a lot of people made me ever feel this way.

Kyle is really something special.

Damn…I will probably really do whatever he says just to get in his good graces and hopefully snatch him up!

Why I’m such a thirsty hoe?

Why?

My hormones are bitches!

“I’m listing, your highness.”, I manage to get out my lips.

“I want to be truthful to you, so you know you can trust my words.”, he begins. “Bard Jimmy reported to us yesterday that the new mage of Kupa Keep is a girl and that Wizard Fatass doesn’t know it. But Stan and I wanted to see you for ourselves. We are quite surprised that you are indeed a girl.”

“Yeah, Leo, erm, Butters told me the girls of South Park don’t really play games with you. But I’m not a native from here.”, I remind him.

He nods.

“Indeed, you are different.”, he continues. “You are a powerful warrior as Stan already said. It’s a waste of your potential to be on Wizard Fatass’s side.”

Okay, I dig it that Kyle thinks I’m a powerful warrior, but also….

“You make me sound like a weapon.”, I point out. “A weapon you want to defeat Cartman with.”

Stan and Jimmy share a look, while Kyle’s beautiful eyes light up.

Damn, so hot!

“You aren’t only strong in body, but you possess a sharp mind. You could be so much more than be Cartman pawn.”

“I’m no one’s pawn. The human recruited me first and I made friends with them. I feel offended been called Fatass Pawn. He can suck my non-existed dick!”, I make myself clear.

“And yet you do what he says.”, counters Kyle. “We tracked a Twitter raven who says you are currently trying to recruit the goths for the Wizard and he told you sure that we have the Stick, he is lying!”

I frown.

How he words it…I don’t like it.

“Cartman is the one you should be fighting against. He's hiding the Stick -- which is cheating -- and acting all betrayed and sad to get you to recruit more people for him.”, adds Ranger Stan.

I look at the quiet Jimmy, who simply nods.

“King Kyle be frank with me, what do you want from me?”

“Lady N.K., do the right thing and recruit the Goth kids for US. Then we can ransack Cartman's stupid kingdom and get the Stick back once and for all.”

I let out a loud huff, cross my arms and sit back on my chair.

“Why should I? You could be lying. I hate Cartman, but I made friends in Kupa Keep.”, I respond. “Princess Kenny and Paladin Butters are most dear to me. Why should I risk their friendship for YOU? Do you have something to offer me which would be worth it?”

Hey, I try to be not that easy.

Also, it’s true.

I have Kenny and Leo and the other guys who are my friends.

Kyle may be hotter than the sun, but I don’t know him or his people. They were since I started the RPG the enemy.

“You really rather stay at Cartman’s side, even if he is a huge lying asshole, just for the Princess and the Paladin?!”, shouts Ranger Stan shocked.

He wants to add more, but Kyle raises a hand.

“Stan enough!”

“But-“

“No, she makes good points. Till now we were only enemies to her, you wouldn’t trust her either.”

The ranger frowns but nods at his king’s words.

Now the king turns back to me. Again his green eyes seem to look into me. I feel how I turn red and start to sweat.

Can he please stop that?!

I can’t think clearly when he looks at me like that.

Without looking away from me he says: “Stan, Jimmy, leave us. I want to talk to Lady N.K. alone.”

….Did I hear right?!

Alone.

The hot elf king wants to be alone with me?!

OH. MY. LORD!

My head is immediately in the gutter, while Stan and Jimmy leave us.

Still, with his brilliant eyes on me, King Kyle stands up from his sit and walks over to mine.

I’m a statue.

I can’t move.

My breath is heavy.

Now he stands before me.

Like this, me sitting he standing, Kyle is taller.

I look up at him with wide eyes.

“I have noted the way you look at me.”, he murmurs.

Softly he twirls a lock of my brown hair around his finger and something like a dying whale sounds comes out of my lips.

This makes him smirk….and yep my panties just dropped down the floor.

It should be illegal to have such an effect on people!

“Lady N.K., what I can offer you is simple.”

“W-What?”, I croak out.

“Me and my kingdom. Be my queen.”

HOLY. SHIT!

I gasp for air, and that’s when the king plants a short but hot kiss on my mouth. His tongue teasingly stroking mine.

And I’m done.

He got me.

I wrap my arms around his neck, not letting him get away and we kiss hot and wild.

I don’t know how he managed, and it turns me on even more, but he wraps his arms around my waist and places me on the table.

King Kyle lays with his full weight on me.

I feel anything.

Oh, this is heaven!

I wrap my legs around his waist and my hands stroke his beautiful red hair, while he kissed down my throat to my-

“Lady N.K. are you all right?”, brings me the voice of King Kyle back from my lust-filled daydream.

I don’t know if I should feel glad or disappointed.

It was going so well!

Goddammit, always at the best parts!

I can feel how hot my cheeks are while other parts of me are…well you can imagine.

Stupid hormones…

“Erm, yes, I’m okay, your highness.”, I answer him and fuck does my voice sound squeaky.

It’s embarrassing.

Kyle, who is still sitting innocently on his chair, raises an elegant eyebrow.

How he doesn’t believe it is formally written on his face.

“If you say so.”, at least he decides to let it drop it. He crosses his fingers with each other and leans on them. “Lady N.K. I know I ask you something impossible. You formed bonds in Kupa Keep, even with Wizard Fatass there.”

I nod in agreement.

“You have every right to distrust us, even if we really don’t have the Stick. Why should we reach out to you if we already have the Stick? I’m not power-hungry like Cartman.”, he explains. “If I had the Stick I would be perfectly content with it to help my people. Cartman on the other hand always wants more. He is a glutton in all things.”

I frown, but I can’t really detect a lie in all this. From what I expired myself from Cartman it would fit him.

“I want that you think for a second about what will happen when Cartman finds out you are a girl. He will banish you from time and space without even thinking that he let go of the best warrior we ever had here in Zaron and Larnion just because you are a girl. He wouldn’t care, but I would.”

“We are closing in on what you will offer to me if I join you, aren’t we?”, it’s not really a question.

King Kyle nods and stands up.

He crosses his hands behind his back, facing me.

“If you join the Eleven Kingdom, if you bring the Goth to us, if you swerve your loyalty to me, I promise you, that you can freely be yourself. No more hiding your true nature and I could protect you from Cartman banishment since you would belong to my people.”

Uff, that’s not a bad offer.

…Okay, if he would have offered me what I dreamed up, I wouldn’t even think about it. Being a queen to such a hot king would be amazing, but sadly the reality is another.

“I would lie if I say I wasn’t tempted.”, I admin truthful. “It sucks to be called Douchebag and hide that I’m a girl. I can’t stand Cartman and I really, really want to punch his stupid fat face in, but…I have friends in Kupa Keep as I said. I can’t betray them for my selfish desires.”

“Then you are a way better person than we all.”, he gives me a small smile.

Adorable!

Also, boy, I’m not that good. If you had pushed the right buttons I would have become a traitor.

Deep down I’m a selfish, power-hungry, thirsty hoe.

Maybe that’s why Kenny and I get along so well together.

She would have known what I wanted to be on her side.

Sign.

I stand up from my sit and bow before King Kyle.

“It was an honor to meet you, your Highness. If we had met earlier I would have stayed on your side for sure. But I belong to Kupa Keep, my loyalties lay there. I will find a way to handle King Cheesy Pops.”

The red-haired boy signs, but nods.

“I understand Lady N.K., I really wish you would reconsider, but I couldn’t betray my bonds either.”, he says. “But if you change your mind, we will take you in with open arms.”

“Thank you, your highness. I should go now.”

With that, I put my wig back on.

Time to return to reality.

Kyle steps beside me and escorts me the short way to the entrance door.

He opens the door for me.

“Mage N.K., even if we are on different sides, be assured that I and my people won’t tell your true gender to anyone. Your secret is safe with us.”

Thankful I smile.

“This means a lot, King Kyle. May your reign be long.”

“Thank you, I wish you the best with Fatass. It will not be simple.”

I step out of the door. With a last smile to the handsome Elf King, I leave the Eleven Kingdom.

I should join up again with Princess Kenny.

I should return to Kupa Keep.

I shouldn’t just answer the worrying text messages of my princess and my little brother.

But after what happened at the Eleven Kingdom I need time to think.

I’m happy that I didn’t listen to my hormones, who wanted to take a bit out of Kyle, yet I’m also sad.

Aargh, it’s a mess.

I like Kenny.

I truly do.

And she likes me too.

I should be happy with my decision to stay in Kupa Keep, sadly I just can’t.

Even with Kenny, even with all my friends, I can’t be truly myself because the head honcho aka. Cartman is a dick and hates girls and would kick me out without a second thought.

Now there is Kyle, my absolute dream boy, a noble King who would take me in, let me be who I am, and protected me, but I can’t also join him, because I don’t wanna betray my princess and little brother and I want more from Kyle then he wants to give me.

Again, aargh!

So, no, I can’t return to Kupa Keep till I can find a solution to this chaos that will make me happy.

It’s time to call the cavalry.

“Hey sis, I’m on my way to the cinema, what’s up?”

“Tam, can we meet at the park? I need someone neutral with a problem I have.”

“Uff, what a mess. Your life is complicated.”, concludes Tammy, after I told her the whole story.

We are sitting on a park bench in the playground of South Park. It could be nice to catch the sunray together and just talk about normal things, but I needed to tell Tammy my RPG-Life problems.

It was funny, how she had to take a look at me twice, seeing me in my Link cosplay, sadly the talking that followed was not.

Now I lay with my head on her shoulder, while she has wrapped an arm around me in comfort.

I feel defeated.

I feel hopeless.

I just don’t know what do to.

“Do you have any idea how I can fix this mess?”, I formally beg her.

She hums thoughtfully and strokes my hair. Aah, that’s a nice feeling. Something that I need right now.

“Well, the problem is clear, it’s Eric Cartman.”

“No shit, sis.”

“What about…if he wasn’t in the picture anymore?”

Couries I turn my head so that I can look up in her eyes. She has a mischievous light in them.

“What do you mean by that?”

Then Tammy tells me her plan.

And I can just applaud her.

“Oh hamburgers, I don’t know if we can do this N.K., like Eric will be so angry!”

Leo is scarred as I tell him the plan, me and Tammy came up, while Princess Kenny seems excited.

“I say we do it!”, shouts Princess Kenny full energy. “This will be the sweetest revenge on the fatass for all the shit he pulled in all these years!”

“But, but, he will be so angry at us!”

“Technically, we never said that it wasn’t allowed, so he can’t do anything.”

I nod in agreement at Princess Kenny’s words.

“My princess, do you think we can get the others on board?”

“Oh don’t worry your pretty little head over it, beautiful, that’s the easiest part!”

To say that the elven and their King are surprised to see me again in their Kingdom is an understatement.

Maybe it’s because I brought for this part Tammy along aka. she insisted on coming with me.

“Lady N.K.”, finds King Kyle his words again. “I didn’t expect you back…and in company.”

Tammy and I bow before him.

“King Kyle, this is Tammy, my best friend, and a damn good fighter.”

“We came here because we have planned something, which you surely will approve, your highness.”, flawless add Tammy like she does RPGs for ages.

“…I’m listing.”

With a huge smile, I make my way to the Goth kids.

Turns out Tammy’s father smokes, so she “borrowed” a pack of cig, and like Kenny said the hobo before U-Store-It sold Goth clothes, which I wear now.

The plan for Cartman is set in motion.

We only need the Goth kids and all will be ready!

This will be a piece of cake.

Words that I would soon regret.

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 1: Quiet little mountain town

Dear Dairy,

so here we are again.

Moved after a few weeks in Seattle now to this shitty little town named South Park in buttfucking Colorado.

I already hate it here.

It’s a tiny hole, in the middle of nowhere, right at the Meridian of misery and suffering.

This town doesn’t even have a Game Stop!

How the hell I’m supposed to get new cards for my YU-GI-OH! Deck and buy new games and anime merchandise?

Back to Amazon, it seems.

Gosh, I bet these people don’t even know what cosplay is!

Why did we need to move again?

I was happy in Seattle.

I had a nice group of friends and hot Serena Matthews wanted to go on a second date with me!

And yet, poof, again, my nomadic parents had us moved.

I will never understand them.

I’m only eleven, my body started puberty and I can’t outlive it because my parents get this urge to randomly move us from here to there.

This is such bullshit!

I wanna be a pre-teen, watch anime and talk about it with friends. Play Duel Monsters and beat asses. Cosplaying and playing video games and dear heaven kiss girls, boys, or whatever!

Serena was such a good kisser!

And her red hair was so lovely!

In this hicktown, there aren’t for sure bisexual people like me. Or god forbid lesbians. I don’t think I will like the straight dudes in this town.

I’m allergic to straight.

Yuck!

Okay, jokes aside, why this little shit town?

Couldn’t we move to California, if it was so necessary to move?

I just want to again live on the ocean side.

A loud knock was heard on my door, followed by my Mamma’s voice: “Sweetie? Hon, you all dressed?”

I look up from my Dairy. I’m sitting against my bedframe, knees up, balancing my dairy on them, and writing about my woe.

I close it with my red glitter pen between the two pages I wrote for today.

“Yes, Mamma, you can come in.”, I let her know.

Not a second later both my parents enter my room.

“Hey, princess. How do you like your new room?”, ask me my Papà.

I look around the half-finished room with the still-to-open cartons. It was bigger than my room in Seattle for sure.

“It’s all right.”, I decide.

This makes my parents smile happily.

At least they are happy.

“I know it's a big change for all of us, but ... princess, do you ... REMEMBER why we moved to this quiet little mountain town?”, wants my Papà to know.

I frown and rub my head.

That’s actually a good question.

It is all sort of a blur.

I have this sometimes. That I forget things, and can’t remember them.

Don’t know why, it has always been like this.

I learned to live with it.

The most I remember from our last day in Seattle is asking beautiful Serena for a second date and she agreed. Then going with my gang to Game Stop to buy some more children’s card games and then…then I was in our car and my parents told me, that we are moving to South Park.

Yeah, that’s about it.

The rest is a black blurb.

I rub my head harder and feel a headache forming. It’s better to stop thinking about it.

“Because you got the itch to move again.”, I answer my parents with sass.

Normally I would get called out, but strangely my parents seem to be happy about it and are whispering to each other. I can’t quite grasp what they mumble to each other.

A frown forms on my face.

If this is not suspicious, I’m straight.

“Uh, sweetie, we want you to have lots of fun here.”, turns my Mamma back to me. ”Why don't you go out and make some friends?”

“Right, get outside and PLAY, princess. Like ... like normal kids.”, adds my Papà.

“Why do you have to say it like that?”, I wonder and frown deeper.

My Mamma gives Papà a little whack on the head, which makes him whine and rub the hurting spot.

“Don’t listen to your Papà, he is just being silly, right, Chris?”

“Sure, Kelly.”

“We've got some money for you on the kitchen counter, sweetie.”, informs me, Mamma. “Just ... be back before it gets dark.”

Not like I have anything better to do than to whine at my dairy. Maybe I walk will do me good. I hardly doubt I can make friends with these hicktown children.

I’m way too queer for them.

So I put my dairy on my night table and nod.

“Of course, Mamma. I love you both.”

Even if you drag me around all of America.

“Yeah, we love you too.”, say’s Papà for both of them and they leave my room with small smiles on their faces.

I put my hands in the pocket of my pink hoodie and sign.

Well, let’s go, shall we?

I sigh loudly and watch how my breath turns white in front of me.

I’m not fucking Elsa and the cold fucking bothers me anytime!

My parents know I love warm places more, but no we had to move to this snowy hicktown.

I hate everything.

I’m glad I put my black jacket over my hoodie and gripped a pink wool hat before I got out of the house.

Dear Ra, how can people survive in this climate?

I walk down the little path to the sidewalk and for the first time today, something interesting happens.

On my left side, a little barricade is up, with a red flag, and written on it is No Humans.

Well, that IS unexpected.

What could this mean?

I decide to go right, maybe I will find some clue about what that is about.

That is when I see two little fourth-graders, one dressed as an elf and the other in a long blue robe, fighting against each other.

These little dudes seem to give their all.

“You shall die by my Warhammer, Drow Elf!”, yells the blond-haired boy.

“Nuh-uh!”, disagrees the Drow Elf.

“I banish thee to the forest realm!”

“No way, I banished you first! AHA! You can't hold out much longer!”

“Help! Somebody!! I can't hold out much longer!! Heeeeelp!”

This is all very interesting I decide and has surely to do with the sign I saw. Are they LARPing, perhaps?

Anyway, this hicktown turned exciting from 0 to a solid 8.

I must know what this is about.

But for that, I should help the little blond dude.

So I grip the Drow Elf by his clothes and tear him away from the blond boy.

“Hey, no fair. That's cheating. I'm gonna tell my mom.”, whines the Drow Elf and runs away.

Probably to his mom.

The little blond-haired boy smiles up at me, I’m at least a head taller than him, and says: “Thanks, kid. I didn't realize he had a health potion. My- my name is Butters the Merciful. I'm a paladin. I live right next door to you. We should be friends!”

LARPing, called it!

I can live with that!

“It’s whatever.”, I wave Butters off. What kind of name is this anyway? Weird. “And sure let’s be friends.”

This makes the little dude happy and I get a new Facebook friend. Why this always happens when I meet new people I haven’t the faintest idea.

It’s one of a weird me things that I don’t get.

“Now that we're friends, you should speak with the Wizard King! He's been talking about your arrival. The Wizard lives this way. In the green house, over there.”

“Sure, why not?”

Not like I have anything better to do and I like LARPing. It is really fun.

So I follow Butter, while he asks me questions.

“Hey, where are you from?”

“Was born in Washington D.C., but never really lived there.”

“Where'd you live before moving here?”

“Seattle.”

“Do you like Colorado?”

“To snowy for my taste.”

“Why are you wearing your hair like that?”

“I like bob-cuts. Long hair takes way too much time to groom it.”

“You don't talk much, do ya?”

“Meh.”

“That's ok, I can talk for both of us!”

You surely do Butters. The little fourth grader is amusing. Really happy-go-lucky it seems.

We reach the green-colored house and my new friend knocks. A little fat kid who tries his hardest to be a wizard opens the door.

With my super detective skills, I detect that this must be the Wizard King. Yet, Butter screams it to the heavens.

At least they seem dedicated to their LARPing.

“So, you are the New Kid.”, guesses the Wizard King right. “Your coming was foretold by Coldwell Banker. I am the Wizard King. But the time for talk is not nigh. Let me show you my kingdom.”

“All right.”, I just say and follow the two smaller boys into the house.

“Ohh, who's your new friend, Eric?”, asks a brunette woman the Wizard King.

“Shut up, mom, not now.”

The Wizard King or Eric seems to be kind of a dick. I would never talk to my parents like that.

“Hello, ma’am, nice to meet you.”, I greet her with my best smile.

She can’t even answer as Eric tells me that she isn’t part of the game and I shouldn’t talk to her.

Wow, rude much?

He is a dick.

Still, I follow him and Butter to his backyard. I’m way too curious about what’s there.

“Welcome ... to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep!”, presents me, Eric, his backyard.

I must say, you see that the kids tried to make their best what they had and it’s kinda okay. Can’t expect a masterpiece from 10 years old.

So I simply say: “Nice, dude.”

The answer pleases Eric and he gives me a tour. First, he leads me to the Armory where a brunette boy with a silver helmet stands.

“Our weapon shop here is tended by Clyde, a level 14 warrior.”, tells me, Eric.

I give Clyde a wave and we move to the stables.

“Here you can see our massive stables, overseen by the level 9 ranger Scott Malkinson, who has the power of diabetes.”

What kind of power is diabetes?

From what I know it is a really huge hassle.

I nod to Scott and follow Eric to…Princess Zelda?

The person now before me wears a costume and a blond wig which reminds me a lot of her.

Is Link somewhere too?

Princess Zelda rip-off twirls one of her fake blond locks around her finger and gives a soft giggle.

She pats her eyelashes at me.

I have a feeling she is flirting with me…well she has really beautiful blue eyes from what can I see since her face is covered mostly by her orange parker.

 “And here, of course, is the breathtaking and lovely Princess Kenny. The fairest maiden in all the kingdom.”, presents Eric her. “Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now.”

Ah, so the princess is actually a boy!

So either he/she is genderfluid or attracted to more than one gender or both since she is clearly hitting on me.

I’m damn happy that there is at least one queer kid in this town!

So nothing bad with flirting back.

I give her a wick and she giggles more behind her hand.

Nailed it.

I decide to talk to her.

“Hey beautiful, how it’s going?”, I ask her and path my own eyelashes.

Again she giggles cutely and…she wishes for a flower? Her speech is so muffled thanks to the parker that I only understood a part.

Where do I get a flower now?

I look around the kingdom and see a daffodil. That we will do!

Quickly I pick it up and present her the flower with a bow.

She gasps happily, taking it.

“A daffodil for me?? Teeheehee, you shouldn't have.”

“Its beauty is nothing against yours, your highness.”, I flirt, which makes her wave her hand before her face and I can see that she is turning red.

Still got it.

“Hey New Kid are you done now? We got shit to do.”, calls the Wizard King for my attention.

I send the princess a kiss and join up with him and Butters.

“You have been sought out, New Kid, because humans everywhere are in great danger. I need something from you and, in return, I am prepared to allow you into my kingdom. I know you are very excited. It's time for your first quest, but first - please tell us thy name.”

“I’m Novella-Karin Campo. But people mostly call me N.K.”, I introduce myself.

Both Eric and Butters stare at me. What’s up with that look?

“That’s a really-“

Butters can’t even finish his sentence, as Eric starts to laugh like a manic holding his chubby belly.

“Hahahaha, that’s the douche’s name I ever heard for a dude! Hahaha, New Kid, your parents must fucking hate you. Hahaha!”

…Did he just call me a dude?!

Oh jeez, not again!

People sometimes mistake me for a boy, I don’t know why.

I clearly look like a girl, even if I have a bob cut!

For Ra Sake, I already need to wear a bra! And both my ears are pierced!

Why is this happening again?

I open my mouth to tell chubby that I’m female and identify as one, as I see how Butters shakes his head and makes Aport-the-mission signs.

Clearly, I shouldn’t correct Eric.

Oh, I have a feeling, and also thanks to Butters, that Eric doesn’t let girls play with them.

But I wanna play with them.

So I have to pretend to be a boy.

Oh well, if Kenny a boy can be Princess Zelda, then I a girl can be Link. I still have somewhere my old Link cosplay from last year’s Comic-Con.

It’s not tragic.

Eric finally calms down from his laughing and grins wicked.

I don’t like this face.

“You know what N.K., since you already have a douche name I think it’s fitting for you to be called…Douchebag!”

Asshole.

I grit my teeth and fight against the urge to punch this fuckers face in.

What one endures, just to not die of boredom!

“You will now choose a class: Fighter, Mage, Thief, or Jew.”

“Jew?”, I repeated confused.

How can be Jew a class in a LARPing, isn’t it more a religion?

“Jew, huh? So I guess we'll never really be friends.”

“No, I was just surprised to hear that!”, I tell him. “I take the mage.”

“Then we welcome to our kingdom Douchebag the Mage!”, proclaims Eric.

Butters cheers for me, meanwhile I plan how I can take revenge on Eric for dubbing me Douchebag. If I ever get the chance to kick his ass, I will take it, whatever I have to do!

Butters hands me the Mage gear and I decide that I definitely will go home and put one of my cosplays on.

I have a beautiful Dark Magician Girl Cosplay, sadly I think I should probably go with Link for the time being.

So long till I get what beef Eric has with girls and how I can make myself so valuable in this game that he doesn’t kick me out from it.

It is quite clear that Eric calls the shots here.

Just my luck.

Now he wants from me that I get a weapon, so I walk over to Clyde.

“Would you like to see my wares, weary traveler?”, ask me the brunette boy. “Perhaps you would like to hear tips and rumors for two dollars?”

I have a feeling that this is a scam, so I just ask him to show me his weapons.

Sadly it seems I can only buy the twig since the weapons have levels and my level is apparently too low.

I give the kids this, they are really creative.

With my new weapon, I return to Eric. Time to learn how to fight!

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 4: Quests, quests everywhere!

I regret telling Leo to explore the town.

Somehow we get robbed into doing a lot of shit for a lot of people.

I don’t know why I can’t seem to just say no, but Leo means doing these “Quests” for the people of South Park will help in our RPG.

Well, it’s true if I finish a quest for someone I get a new Facebook friend, which in turn, if I have a certain amount, I can get a new Power Up like my PP gets higher and sometimes a new weapon, but I also can just speak to people and get so a Facebook friend.

Like it goes mostly in my life.

Never know and probably I will never know how I manage that. It was always like this. I collected followers like some people collect Steves for their evil plans.

Anyway will doing this shit tone of quests a meet a lot of…well interesting people.

That guy who hides behind a tree at the cinema is Al Gore, an ex-vice president of the United States, who likes to say cereal and is obsessed with something called ManBearPig.

I honestly only help him put this sensor around town because I wanna know what this ManBearPig is.

Never heard of it.

And I heard a lot of crazy shit while moving from state to state, city to city.

Then we meet at the playground some cute kindergarten kids who wanna play hide and seek with me. So we also have to look for them while running around town doing this and that.

Funny is no one here has their front doors locked. You can just walk in and rob….erm I mean borrow their stuff.

Maybe I should have picked thief since I have way too much fun exploring any house and grabbing what can help us in our LARPing. Good thing Leo doesn’t seem to mind.

I should be better than this but nah. I’m enjoying myself way too much.

Next up, after finding the first kindergarten child, we enter the house of a gay man in a leather outfit and I kid you not his name is Mister Slave.

I’m getting a feeling South Park is full of awful puns and references of that kind.

Mister Slave asks me to pick up a package for him at the Post, so Leo and I make our way there.

The street where the Post is locked is full of shops. Leo referred to it as the marketplace.

It’s kind of funny when we enter the bank and then the post that Leo goes all robber/kidnapper and then greets the people friendly.

I don’t know why he does that, but I won’t stop him.

After we pick up Mister Slaves’ package, which is surely not a Dildo, what drugs are you on, I decide we finished exploring, putting the sensors up, and finding the other kindergarten kids before we return to Mister Slave.

We have found a kindergarten child in the bank and one down in the sewers. I’m still impressed with myself that I had the stomach to go down there.

When we reach City Hall I see something which instantly makes me angry.

Three bitches my age are bullying a little blond fourth-grade girl.

They throw at each other the little girls Justin Bieber toy, taunting her.

“Give it back! Give it back!”, pleads the little girl.

Bitch with the red cap just snarks: “Why don't you make us?”

“That's MY Justin Bieber toy!”

“Not anymore, it's not!”, says Bitch in a grey hoodie.

I had wordless Leo my staff and literally fly myself over the three bitches. Bitch with a cap gets a fist slammed in her face, Bitch in a grey hoodie I kick in the stomach, and the fat bitch I slap her so hard in the face that she falls down.

I take the Justin Bieber toy and kick for good measure each of the bitches in their stomach.

“Leave this girl alone and never ever bully someone or next time I turn you three into Shish Kebab!”, I growl at them.

Scarred and crying they stand up and run away.

Good.

I turn to the little girl.

“Here you go, sweetie.”

I hand her the Justin Bieber doll.

“Oh, I hope they didn't break it.”, she mumbles and pulls the cord of the doll. It’s starting to vibrate…why is my head immediately in the gutter? The girl is 10, she doesn’t surely use it as I think in my perverted mind!

“Oh, whew. Hey, thanks ... I owe you one girl.”

“It’s whatever.”

As a reward, I get a new Facebook friend and learn her name is Annie.

…Blond…

…Short…

…Name Annie…

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jaeger!

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

I love Attack on Titan, even if the ending was worse than the Game of Thrones one.

After saying goodbye to Annie we meet in City Hall the mayor of the town Ms. McDaniels and she wants me that I beat up homeless people so South Park can appear again as a compassionate community.

Who sees the fault in that logic?

I agree, but I’m not sure I will do this.

I mean if the hobos attack me I will protect myself, but I won’t actively search for them to beat them up.

I’m not that heartless.

Anyway, we meet the then local preacher man of South Park Priest Maxi and he wants me to find Jesus.

I’m confused.

And I tell so Leo as we look around the Police Station.

“Oh well, Jesus lives here, he even has his own TV show.”, explains Leo to me.

I blink as I free Romper Stomper from his prison cell and earn him as a Facebook friend.

“…What?”

“Yeah, he is pretty cool. Maybe he is at his house.”

“You are telling me, my lord and savior, Jesus Christ, who died for humanity’s sins is under as and lives here in South Park?!”

Leo can’t even look that fast as I practically race to the church.

My gut is telling me I will find him there.

When I enter the church I can hear a soft giggle. I follow the sound to one of the benches and there he is.

Jesus Christ.

Alive, in the flesh.

“You found me! Tee hee hee! Next time finding me won't be so easy!”, he tells me.

Before I can talk to him or bow down he disappears!

With an open mouth, I stare at where he stood.

“N.K. are you okay?”

Leo finally reached me and looks at me worried.

I feel tears in my eyes.

“I couldn’t even talk to him…”, I mumbled sadly, walking out of the church.

After a second Leo follows me confused.

We return to Priest Maxi.

“I found him, Father, but I lost him at the same moment.”, I admit sadly.

“Do not despair, for many find Jesus only to lose Him later.”, preaches Priest Maxi. “But the soul that does not abandon its search will surely be rewarded with His company. Remember that.”

Oh well in that case, back to church then.

Again I hear the giggle, just this time Jesus is nowhere hiding by the benches.

It takes Leo and me some time to figure out how we need to switch the lights off and the lamps under the cross have to shine on it. Jesus silhouette appears on the cross and I find him hiding behind the Preacher Desk.

“Well done, my daughter!”, he congratulates me. “I hope you didn't peek! Remember, I will always be at the side of those who have found me. You can call me once per day with this. But I can't help against bosses. They're scary. Come find me again for another.”

He hands me a pretty rosary which I clutch to my chest.

“Thank you, my lord and savior. I will hold this rosary in the highest regards. I just have one question.”, I nearly whisper since I’m so nervous.

“Ask and you shall get your answers, my daughter.”, he encourages me with a soft smile.

“You probably know I’m bi. Our bible is pretty much against LGBTQ+ people. I just wanna know…do you still love me and do I have a chance to get to heaven?”

“My daughter, a lot of people have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is. So I'd like to state once and for all, my true opinion. You see-“

“Well this was certainly a lot of walking.”, sums Leo up as we finally make our way to Kupa Keep.

I nod, while checking all my Facebook followers. All these quests we did earned me a lot of new followers and I could unlock a lot of cool power-ups.

Smiling I remember little adorable Karen, the fair princess sister, who told me to protect her sister, even if she can handle herself.

Also that Kenny texted her that she thinks I’m pretty cute is amazing.

All in all, I’m really satisfied and glad we did all this.

Still, I’m happy we concreted now on the main quest.

As we enter Kupa Keep Leo calls out: “All soldiers reporting for duty, Grand Wizard!”

With a flirty smirk, I walk up to Princess Kenny.

“Your Highness, it’s a gift from the gods been again in your presence.”, I purr.

Princess Kenny gasps and looks me up and down. I can practically feel how she ogles my breasts. A warm shiver goes down my back this reaction is stroking my ego a lot.

I feel so pretty and powerful now.

“You make an amazing Link, noble mage. 10 out of 10.”, she compliments, taking my hand and making me do a twirl. She looks right at my ass. “I can’t stop looking at you.”

I turn my head and wink.

“You can look as much as you want my dear princess.”

Before we can flirt more Lord Fatty steps out of his war tent to check on his army.

With a sign, we both stand in line with the others.

Damn it, it was going so well right now.

“Nice work, Douchebag.”, praises me Cartman.

I do a little bow.

“Leo…erm Butters helped too. It was a team effort. Thank you, my king.”

“Now all my men are here and ready to fight for the - wait a minute, where is Feldspar? Where's my level twelve thief?”

Ups, there was this.

“Erm yes, Craig wasn’t home.”, I explain lamely.

“He's in detention.”, adds Token.

“What?!”

“He flipped off the principal, so he's in detention again.”, tells him Tweek.

“Oh my God...”

King Large Ass seems done with life. Princess Kenny and I side-eye each other and giggle quietly at his despair.

“If they've locked away our thief in detention we have no hope of getting back the Stick of Truth. We have to break him out!”, decides Cartman.

“Agh! No way, man, last time we broke Craig out of detention we ALL got in trouble!”, screams Tweek and pulls at his hair.

“Getting into trouble is a risk that Douchebag is willing to take!-“

“-What the fuck, man!”, I yell in between. “I’m not doing it! I even haven’t started school yet, no way I will risk making a bad impression already!”

Also, my parents would be angry at me if I don’t behave at school and bring a bad report card home.

Lord Cheesypops grips me by the arm and leads me away a bit.

“Douchbag, douchbag, douchbag-“

“-Will you stop calling me that my name is N.K.!-“

“-You are the only one I trust with this mission. But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared. I am going to teach you how to use magic. Meet me at the training barracks. It's time for you to learn 'Dragonshout.'”

Okay, I’m curious.

“What is Dragonshout?”

“For that to learn you have to agree to bust out Feldspar.”, this evil genius sings-songs.

Dammit, he knows one of my weak points.

Getting cool and new powers.

I sign.

I’m doomed.

“All right.”

“Good boy.”

With that, I follow Cartman to the training barracks.