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The Magician's Quest
SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.
I always wanted to write a Stick of Truth AU and here I am. I will update this once per week on any Tuesday timezone Cest Utc+2.
Also since Post Covid I wanted to write for the adult kids with adult themes without people screaming at me I can’t write smut for fictional characters.
So all characters are over 18 but their age isn’t named. Image them how you like them. Post-Covid special or your own fantasy. :D
Happy reading now.
Prolog
She was so tired.
Tired and hungry.
Tired, hungry, and dirty.
When was the last time she slept well?
As her parents were still alive.
When was the last time she eat?
Last Monday, when she stole from the Traveling Merchant an apple.
When was the last time she washed herself?
Two days ago in the little waterfall between Zaron and Larnion.
Now she was here.
Finally.
In Zaron.
She know that the Human Kingdom was led by the legendary Grand Wizard Eric Cartman.
He always searched for promising Mages in his court.
Some said he had an obsession with magic and any new magician brought him new wisdom about it.
Some said he was fast annoyed with his magician and throw them out like rotten tomatoes.
N.K. didn’t care for rumors.
She only cared about to find finally a place where she would be safe.
Her homeland was invaded by the Purists of the True Light. They were mostly human but had a scary knowledge of how to counter Magic. Themselves said their prayers to their god made them immune to Magic.
The brunette woman only know that her mother, her beloved mother, and the Queen’s Court Magician, had been ripped apart by a shining light, nothing left of her.
Father tried to run away with her, but the Inquisitors of the Purists got him too.
And they didn’t stop.
N.K. saw half of her town killed in cold blood. She felt ashamed that she used this chaos to run away and not to fight.
Yet, how could she not fulfill her father’s last request for her?
“Live my little princess. For me and your mother!”
These words haunted her sleep.
Like the screams of agony and the shouted accusation of her death neighbors and friends.
“Why didn’t you help us?”
“You coward!”
“You were the next Court Magician, why N.K.?”
“All your power, all your talent, for nothing!”
“Traitor!”
She breathes heavily and grips her cloak.
The castle of Kupa Keeps looms in the distance.
N.K. knows it’s not good to think about her nightmares. She needs to get to the castle before it gets dark. She is already weak enough and can’t risk getting attacked in the forest. She needs to conserve her energy.
So she grits her teeth, walking to her hopeful new home.
Paladin Butters the Merciful has secrets.
Secrets that would have her killed if her king ever found them out.
One…she was born as a man, but deep down she knows she should have been a woman.
All right, this would probably not get her killed. Eric accepts even Princess Kenny, but her parents would be so disappointed in her.
She can’t risk their disappointment again.
As she was born without any indication of being able to learn the higher Magics and become the Court Magician, she had been grounded for a whole year.
If Princess Kenny with her sister didn’t visit her at night, she would have turned crazy.
So no, she can’t go back to that.
Her second and biggest secret is what will for sure get her killed…she loved the wrong man.
He was a proud and powerful Ranger with the cutest and fiercest wolf companion.
And an elf.
Yep, she loved the famous and feared by humans Stanley Marshwalker, the right-hand man of the High Elf King.
“I hate that we can only meet like this, Marianne.”, groans Stan into her neck, as they lay together on the forest floor, after one of their secret couplings.
She is still in wonder that he also loves her. She had heard the rumors that he was once engaged to the right-hand woman of the Amazon Queen, Lady Wendy from the Falling Trees.
Nonetheless, after that fateful day two years ago, Stan was hers as she was his now.
Marianne, the name she chooses for herself and only Stan, Princess Kenny, and Princess Karen used to her in private, strokes with one hand her loves beautiful black hair, while she looks at the sun.
“Oh hamburgers, I need to go.”, she shrieks.
How she wished she could simulate a more feminine voice like Princess Kenny!
She hates all this… manliness on her. That’s why she insists that Stan takes her always…she doesn’t want to use the thing between her legs as much as she can.
Stan grips her hips, narrow and not womanly at all, urgh, whining into her ear.
“No, Bunny, come on! We just got here!”
“Stanley we had sex for like three hours. I really need to go or the Wizard King will be awful cross with me!”
“Come with me, please.”, he begs her like every time they meet. “Leave Zaron and come with me to Larnion. There you can be yourself and we can wed.”
“Stan, you know I can’t. My parents still need me. And I can’t leave Princess Kenny and Karen all alone.”, she reminds him, carefully ripping his hands from her body and searching for her robe.
Stan still lays naked on the forest ground, his cape used as a blanket, and crosses his arms behind his head, while she gets dressed.
“Marianne, Bunny, I know that you hate it when I say it, but your parents are assholes! Fuck them, they don’t deserve you.”
She places her Paladin band on her head and puts her long blond hair into a ponytail. That’s the only feminine thing she is allowed do to without raising suspicions.
“They will not live forever. One day…I will be free.”, she mumbles, yet Stan hears her.
He looks with his big brown eyes at her sadly.
“Bunny…you know how tensions are rising again. Our two lands could get to war anytime and we could face each other on the battlefield. What should we do then?”
The blond-haired woman bites her lips.
She doesn’t have an answer for that.
They part like they always part.
With a lot of kisses, bittersweet and painful, and promises of undying love.
Marianne wonders how long they can keep this going. It’s a miracle that in two years no one got suspensions on them, but how long will their luck last?
Is Stan right and war is on the horizon?
What should she do if she has to fight elves again? Stan’s friends, family, and brothers-in-arms.
What should she do if she had to fight Stan?
She doesn’t want to think about it.
A loud sign left her mouth.
Why can’t she be just happy with Stan?
Why was she born human and he elf?
Marianne feels like this famous female character in one of the plays she saw in the Kingdom.
Juliette was her name.
For Juliette and her Romeo, their love ended in death.
She doesn’t want this for her and Stan.
That’s when she sees a cloaked figure on the way to Kupa Keep. She takes note of this person because they can barely stand. They shake uncontrolled and breathe really heavily.
“Hey, traveler, you all right?”, she asks, walking faster to reach them.
It’s good that she does it since the unknown person loses their stepping and falls down on the ground!
“Hamburgers!”
She kneels down and helps the traveler to sit up. This way the hood of the person falls off.
Marianne can see that the poor soul is a young woman.
Dirty, matted long brown hair which smells like rotten food cascades down to her wide hips. She wears a pink-blue magician outfit, which the female magicians of the Land of the Winning Sun are famous for.
The paladin gasped, while the mage groans, her eyes rolling into her head. The poor girl fainted.
Winning Sun was conquered two months ago and they have heard that the Purist of the True Light killed all the magicians there.
All, besides the woman in her arms it seems.
Determined Marianne takes her bridal style, making haste to Kupa Keep.
She will be damned if someone dies under her eyes!
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Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 6: Head empty, only confusion
I can’t believe how time has flown so fast.
In a few days, it’s Christmas.
My family broke their record of staying in one place.
It’s an incredible feeling. Celebrating this year in a town, which has become my home, and not in a stinky Motel room like last year.
Also, it’s the only time in the year I love snow.
Snow on Christmas Day is perfect.
I’m right now with Leo. We are building a snowman together before our houses.
“It’s awesome that we can play today big sis!”, say’s Leo happily.
“I agree. Leo, I’m sorry that I was so distant the last few days just…I didn’t want to make it awkward with me dating Heidi and being close to Stan’s Gang still.”, I confess ashamed.
Yes, call me a coward. I practically abandoned my male friends, because I couldn’t handle the unpleasant atmosphere, which was born between us since I "broke up" with Kyle and Kenny and started dating Heidi.
I did it also in respect for Heidi.
I know she is unsure about my feelings for her since I was so hung up on the two boys.
Being distant seemed the right way.
“No I kind of get it.”, tells Leo. “Kyle and Kenny are really sad about this, but also give the other the fault for this. They had a big fight and aren’t talking with each other.”
I wince at this.
Exactly that I didn’t want to happen, but whatever I do, someone gets hurt.
This sucks ass.
“How are the guys…be truthful to me.”, I beg Leo.
He frowns, while he puts the stones for our snowman eyes on the head.
“Well…Kyle is trying his hardest to save the living room, to get the family together again. I think Stan helps him. Kenny is taking care of Karen and Eric is busy with his Youtube account. I think they are okay, don’t worry so much big sis. You made your decision and they will learn to live with it.”
A soft smile forms on my lips and I pet Leo’s head.
“You are so positive, Leo. Never lose this okay?”
“Don’t worry, big sis. How is it going between you and Heidi?”
Hearing my girlfriend’s name fills me instantly with joy. I can easily forget what emotional disaster I created.
“Pretty good. Really, really good. I’m happy when I’m with her and I miss her when she is away. I think…it can be something for a long time.”, I confess.
“Woah, neato. Could you imagine marrying Heidi?”
…Oh, this is a question I didn’t expect.
Can I image it?
It’s a beautiful sunny day.
Not too cold not too warm.
The cute little church is filled with colorful flowers.
All my friends are sitting on the benches.
I’m holding into my Papà arm.
He leads me down the aisle.
There she waits for me.
Heidi.
A vision in her wedding dress.
But as I reach her, all start to shake and twist and turn.
Heidi isn’t waiting anymore for me at the altar.
It’s…Kenny…and…Kyle!
I see Stan besides Kyle holding a little boy in his arms.
Beautiful red curls.
An adorable cherubic-like face.
One eye is blue, the other green.
The little boy seems to stare into my soul…
“N.K.! Big sis! Are you all right?”
Leo’s voice drags me back from…this vision I had?
What was that?
I blink rapidly at him, and he doesn’t know if he should touch me to stabilize me or not.
In the end, he grips my shoulders.
Whatever I experience right now…it’s gone like fog with the first sun rays.
“Sorry, Leo, didn’t want to worry you.”, I gasp for air, petting one of his hands. “Maybe it’s time to go home. I still don’t like the cold.”
I can see how Leo isn’t convinced. He practically demands that he escort me the few meters to my house.
For that, I ruffle his hair.
He is such a cutie.
We part, with the promise to see us soon.
The next day I’m taking a walk with Heidi.
Hand in hand we enjoy the pretty Christmas decoration the town put up.
“Did you get all your Christmas presents?”, asks me Heidi curious
“Yeah, what I stress I tell you.”, I chuckle and swing our hands. “I…I never had so many friends as I have them here in South Park.”
“You are so strong N.K., I can’t imagine moving so often and leaving all my friends behind. You deserve to have a lot of friends.”
“And a super cute and wonderful girlfriend.”, I flirt.
Heidi giggles cutely, as I kiss the crown of her head.
We walk past the little Eletronik Shop which has like in the movies TVs in the sales windows.
I would have ignored what the TVs are playing if I didn’t suddenly hear Kyle’s voice.
Surprised I stop to watch what is on the TVs.
It shows Kyle in his living room, wearing a white shirt that has written on it #savethelivingroom.
“Please, tune in and help get America's families back in the living room.”
What the fuck, why is Cartman’s stupid commentator window also up? Of course, he calls Kyle a douchebag.
An announcer ends this spot with the words: “It's all live and it's all magical. It's the Washington Redskins Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special.”
…The fuck?!
“N.K., are you all right?”, ask Heidi worried.
“Just…peachy, love.”
“Are you sure? Your left eye is twitching.”
Indeed it is. I try to stop it.
“I’m just… surprised that’s all. Also, I have a feeling Cartman is planning something, I felt in my gut.”, I admit.
Heidi gives me a look.
“And…you are totally angry that Kyle didn’t ask for your help and has gone to other people with his #savethelivingroom agenda. And now it seems they are using him and you want to start swinging. Especially at Cartman.”
Damn, Heidi is good! She really knows me well.
I sign and lead her away from the shop.
“Let’s just keep going. That’s not my problem what the boys do or not do.”
“I don’t want that you ignore your friends for me.”, she mumbles, facing the ground. Shit, I don’t want her to feel bad! “I know you ignore them mostly for me, but N.K. they are still your friends. You should help them if needed.”
I gulp, shaking my head.
“You are more important.”
“But N.K.-“
“No, Heidi, love, it’s okay.”
In silence, we continue our walk. Anyone tormented with their own thoughts.
Later I’m sitting in the living room looking at Twitter. I can’t believe that the fat asshole is trending so much!
He has nearly a high reach like when I use my Social Media Powers.
Unbelievable!
Mamma steps into the living room and puts a platter of fresh-baked cookies on the couch table.
Normally I would start eating them like a man starved, but…I just can’t.
What, Heidi said that I shouldn’t ignore my friends for her, and the wish in me to help them is going in circles in my brain.
“N.K., gumdrop, you don’t want a cookie?”, wonders Mamma surprised. “These are your favorite chocolate chip cookies.”
I put my phone away, shaking my head.
“Not hungry.”
“That’s your code for: I’m overthinking something and don’t know how to handle it.”, Mamma points out and I whine.
She is right.
“Wanna tell me what is going on?”
Not like I have to lose something.
“Mamma you know that I’m dating Heidi?”
“Hard not to since you presented her to your Papà and me.”
She sits down beside me on the couch stroking my hair.
“Yeah, right of course. You know…I had this huge crush on Kenny and Kyle. I couldn’t decide who I liked better and made a mess.”, I nearly cry, leaning on Mamma. “I know Heidi is insecure that I really like her and that’s why I ignored pretty much the boys. But now I have a feeling they need my help, but I also feel like I will betray Heidi this way.”
My Mamma hmms thoughtfully, hugging me to herself and I fall formally into her embrace.
“Did you talk with Heidi about this?”
“Not in so many words, but she said to me I shouldn’t ignore my friends.”
“Then listen to her.”
“But Mamma-“
“Now N.K. I know you don’t wanna hurt anybody, but if you don’t listen to what others say it will for sure happen. Believe in Heidi and that your relanteship is strong enough to have a friendship with the boys. You choose Heidi so committed to it.”
Tears fell down my cheeks and I huge my Mamma tight.
“Mamma…I think I love Kenny and Kyle…”, I confess in a tiny voice, ready to break apart. “I like Heidi, I really do…but I can’t stop thinking about Kenny and Kyle. I want them so much it hurts…”
“Oh my little princess.”, cooe Mamma kissing the crown of my head. “You stay away from them because you are scared you will cheat on Heidi, is that it?”
I can only nod, crying harder.
Mamma sings softly to me my favorite nursery rhyme from when I was little, rocking me back and forth in her arms.
“My little baby…why don’t you try polyamory?”, ask me, Mamma.
I hear a record scratch.
Did I hear her right?
I look up at her shocked.
“Mamma?”
“I…I never told you this but…I grow up with a mother and two fathers.”, let’s Mamma the bomb drop.
My chin meets the floor.
That’s…that’s the first time Mamma has talked about her family. When in the past I asked about them, she always told me that they are all dead and she doesn’t want to talk about it.
Now that she is doing it willingly…I’m just what?
Mamma strokes my hair and continues to tell me this: “You are a lot like your grandma, you know. No wonder you inherit her polyamory tendencies from her too. She told me when I was a little girl that she fall in love with my biological father and my dad at the same time. Your grandma couldn’t decide either who she liked more, because she loved both my fathers equally. So they decide to be together all three. Well, my two fathers never fall in love with each other, but they became best friends, and the love for my mother and then for me united them. Polyamory can also work if two of the party stay just friends.”
This…is a lot to unpack.
My mother notes that I’m practically having a crisis, so she hugs me tight.
“Maybe I confused you more with this…but N.K. I want you to know that if you truly talk to people and let them decide for themselves then maybe you will get what you want.”
“I like Heidi, I really do, I can imagine being with her for a long time. Why should I go for the complicated ones?”, I protest.
“Can you? Who do you try to convince? Me or yourself?”
I can just stare at the floor.
An image of a beautiful little red-haired boy with one green and one blue eye practically manifests before my inner eye.
A tear falls from my eyes dropping down on the couch.
I don’t have an answer.
I’m only lost.
With a loud sniff, I hide in my mother’s embrace.
I don’t want to think.
I don’t want to feel.
I just want to be left alone.
And I don’t wanna hurt anybody.
After a while, I calm down. Mamma tries to apologize if her words were too hard, but I just wave it off.
Maybe I needed to hear that.
That doesn’t mean I know what do to.
Defeated and done with anything I go up in my room and fall on my bed.
We may have a place at Christmas we finally can call home…yet I’m miserable.
Didn’t help either that polyamorous tendencies are genetic in our family.
I wish I meet my grandma…and my two grandpas.
Maybe they could help.
I pull my blanket over my head, closing my eyes.
I want to be alone and in silence for a while. Not to think about all this emotional chaos I have.
Later, I will join later my parents to celebrate Christmas…
I don’t know how I know but I’m in a place called Denny's Applebee's Max. Around me are all the people I know from South Park. Anyone is older.
It’s a big Christmas Celebration.
I’m sipping some champagne and looking around the room.
“Nice party, huh?”, says Tammy to me.
I turn to my best friend.
She…Tammy is also an adult. She still has long hair with blond highlights and wears a really simple black dress with some heels.
“Yep.”, I pop the p with zero enthusiasm.
Tammy signs and places a hand on my shoulder.
“I’m sorry N.K., I really am.”
I snort and down my drink.
“You are not the one who crashed their own marriage.”, I remind her bittersweet. Careful I look around. “You don’t see her do you?”
She shakes her head.
“You told me yourself that she left you for her boss. They are probably at the Bahamas or some shit getting drunk on coconut milk.”
“Only because I didn’t work on our marriage!”
“N.K. you are a motherfucking Superhero who saved this shitty world more times than we can count. Heidi should have been more understanding.”
“I don’t wanna talk anymore about that.”
Like a coward, I walk away in search of a new glass of champagne. I can’t even talk anymore with my super best friend.
This job is killing me.
It killed my marriage.
Now it will kill my social life.
Why did I agree to serve the government?
That’s when I see how Stan, freshly returned from the Mars colony, enters the restaurant and gets hugged by Kyle and then Kyle’s two adorable children.
I feel pain in my chest.
After I started dating Heidi I distanced myself from Stan’s Gang. The pandemic in 2020 didn’t help either.
Kenny joins them and all three friends laugh and talk with each other.
At least they are happy…
That’s when my phone sounds and I get help but sign.
I should have known I couldn’t celebrate Christmas again with my friends and family.
My duty comes always first.
I pick up the phone.
“Commander? Who is invading us now?”
I step out of the restaurant, alone, without someone who will wait for me to return.
“You saw one way you life could go? Would you like to see another one?”
YES!
I don’t know how I know but I’m in a place called Denny's Applebee's Max. Around me are all the people I know from South Park. Anyone is older.
It’s a big Christmas Celebration.
With an I whine I rub the spot on my belly where the baby kicked me.
That may be my fourth pregnancy but this child confuses my insides for a football.
“Mommy, is my little brother naughty again?”, ask me my little Naomi.
She is tucked to my side, rubbing my belly too.
Her beautiful red hair falls in long curls to her hips and her brown eyes shine like amber. She is tall for a five-year-old.
“A bit, but I can handle it, maudeleh.”, I reassure her.
“Mamma!”, calls my oldest daughter for me. 15 years old, tall, golden locks, and with brown eyes. She walks over to us like a top model. “Do you know when Uncle Stan and Aunt Marianne will be here?! I have to tell Ariel the newest gossip from Earth! Can’t believe they stayed for nearly a year on Mars! I miss my super best friend!”
“Layla you will survive these few minutes. You did it for a year.”, deadpans my oldest child and son at her. At 20 years, he is a young adult, but still, my little baby I fought so hard for. Styled red locks, one eye green and one eye blue in a devilishly handsome face, which makes all swoon.
“Don’t be a dick, Alexander!”
“Layla Tammy Broflovski, what did I tell you about such langue!”, scolds Kyle her, giving me a kiss on the cheek and petting Naomi on the head.
“That it’s not okay to call my siblings dick but anyone else is free game.”
Besides Kyle, we all snort, while he sends a look at the blond man who is coming towards us.
“She got that from you, Kenny!”, he accuse our husband.
Kenny grins cheeky, giving me a forehead kiss and Kyle one on his cheek.
“And yet you married my foul langue speaking ass.”
Kyle rolls his eyes at him, while Kenny picks up Naomi and puts her on his shoulders.
“Well my babes I agree with Lala-“
“-Daddy!-“
“-Over there. When are the Marshs coming? I wonder how big little Jamie got.”
We hear how someone nears us.
It’s Tammy, also pregnant, her husband behind her, holding their little three-year-old girl in his arms.
“Madam President-“
“-Tammy you are my best friend and my right-hand woman stop calling me that even in private!-“
“-You are the president of the United States what do you want from me sis? We have an Alert, I’m sorry.”
Alexander groans while I pet his head.
“I’m sorry, bubaleh, till I’m knocked up with your little brother I can’t go and fight.”
“No Ma it’s okay, I just hoped I could have at least said hello to Uncle Stan and Aunt Marianne.”
“Someone called our names?”
I can’t even look that fast as Layla formally jumps her best friend and my niece, Ariel Marsh, both girls hugging and jumping around like crazy kangaroos.
“Oh hamburgers, someone is happy!”, gasps Marianne and hugs little two-year-old Jamie to herself.
Alexander and Naomi formally throw themselves at Stan, Marianne, and Jamie, who return the affectionate gesture. After Layla and Ariel are done with each other, my daughter hugs her aunt, uncle, and cousin too.
I and my husbands also join the group hug.
It’s so cute seeing Stan, Kyle, and Kenny together, while I shower my little sister and my nephew in kisses.
Our big family is together again.
It’s so amazing.
At this moment I look up and meet the eyes of Alexander.
He gives me a tiny smile.
“Are you happy Ma? Is this all you ever wanted? Will you choose this way?”
With a gasp, I sit up on my bed and look confused around.
What kind of fever dreams did I just have?
Never in my life was I so confused.
There is a knock on my door. Still reeling I call for the person to come in.
It’s Mamma.
“Ah, you woke up. Papà and I were getting worried. Come let’s have Christmas Dinner.”
I can just nod, following my mother.
My parents tell me apparently I missed how Cartman tried to take world domination via his Youtube channel and was then stopped by PewDiePie.
What can happen when one takes a short nap.
Only one thing is clear.
I’m more confused than ever.
If someone wanted to help me…this was a spectacular mistake.
Christmas fucking sucks, my dudes!
*Twirls my fake mustache like a villain*
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Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 7:This is not you!
The Christmas break is over soon.
Too soon for my taste.
I enjoyed it greatly.
Having dates with Heidi, doing something with my female friends, and spend time with Leo.
I totally and completely ignore the fever dreams I had on Christmas.
Just ignore it and be a good girlfriend, friend, and sister.
Nothing to see here officer.
Only a normal pre-teen living her normal life in a…really fucked up city.
But we will ignore this.
Ignoring is good.
Anyway, the first school day after the break starts with a school assembly where also our parents participate.
I’m sitting between my parents, wondering what will happen next.
Mr. Mackey explains to us that Principal Victoria got fired since she didn’t react right to a student calling rape "hot Cosby" and that we will get a new principal.
The men that walks in…I get shivers all over my body.
Not because he is creepy or anything.
I know his type.
That’s a dudebro who is full-on political correctness.
My gut is right as he tells us clearly: “I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Students who still use the word "retarded"! A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test! A chef "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!”
“No, he got brainwashed by a cult.”, corrects him Leo.
This earns my little brother two days' detention.
P.C. Principal is not joking around. Alone his name says it all.
Hey, I’m the first one who is against injustice and all that, but these dudebro’s are too extreme.
Even Mr. Mackey gets detention because he answered P.C. Principals question where the minoritys are correct.
I mean, we do have only Token.
Yet the dudebro doesn’t care.
We will need all to watch our tongue around him.
After the little assembly our parents go home or to work and we start our school day.
When it’s break time I call all my friends and my girlfriend over to my locker.
“Okay, my amazons, listen up.”, I begin in a hushed tone. “I hate to say it but we have to be careful now what we say, because we can’t even make jokes anymore. P.C. Principal is out for blood and he will pick up any political incorrectness, even if it’s sarcasm or the likes.”
“You are white as a sheet.”, points Heidi out and rubs my cheek in comfort. “Are you alright N.K.?”
“Yeah, I never saw you this scarred. I thought you would find P.C. Principal awesome!”, wonders Bebe.
All our friends make agreeing sounds.
I take Heidi’s hand and shake my head with wide eyes.
“I know his P.C. from when I lived in Miami. All and nothing is an offense to this guys. And the worst is you can’t argue with them because they will throw at you the racist, bigoted, or queerphobic card. They even don’t care if you are part of a minority. So from now on we have to watch our mouth.”
Wendy frowns at me.
“This sounds like a personal experience.”
“It is. When I lived in Miami I was dating an Hispanic girl. It wasn’t anything serious, but we had a good time with each other. Well till the day we were at this Starbucks.”, I recount my first time facing this kind of P.C. I still shiver thinking about it. “I told her she looked tired. That’s when a dudebro literally jumped up from his chair and called me out because I stereotyped her as a sleepy person. Even her telling him she really was tired, didn’t help. That guy was not stopping. I’m not ashamed to say I cried like a river. Never has someone completely destroyed me like this dude.”
All their chins meet the floor and Heidi hugs me to console me.
“Oh damn, this doesn’t sound good!”, say’s Red.
“If some of them made N.K. cry it’s serious.”, adds Nichole.
“All right, we need to watch what we are saying around P.C. Principal.”, reminds them Wendy. “Anyone who gets our pretty much real Amazon crying and being ashamed of herself is not someone you wanna mess with.”
The school bell sounds, meaning we all have to go back to our classrooms, which we do.
Only one day has to pass before the boys come to me.
And with boys I mean I saw how they send Leo over to talk to me, while Stan’s Gang minus Cartman and Craig’s gang look from save distance on.
I’m standing with Heidi at my locker, putting my books away, so we can go to the cafeteria to have lunch with our girl group.
“Hey big sis, hey Heidi.”, greets us Leo nervous. He so doesn’t want to do it. “The guys…I mean I was wondering if you N.K. will do something against P.C. Principal.”
I just look around him to fix the little cowards with a glare.
“Really brave of you all. Send my own brother in hopes I agree more. If you have to say something say it.”, I make clear.
At least the fourth-grade boys do look a bit embarrassed.
“Please N.K. you are the strongest person we know.”, Stan begins. “If you can’t get rid of P.C. Principal no one can.”
“Also since you and Heidi are the only same-sex couple, maybe you can go together to him. He will surely listen to your more since you are a minority.”, adds Craig monotone like always.
I can’t believe what I heard.
“We will certainly not get on P.C. Principals’ bad grades.”, I tell them, taking my girlfriend’s hand. “People like P.C. Principal don’t see reason, they see only their way. You can’t win against him in normal ways.”
“So we should just give up? That dude will ruin anything, what is with free speech and all.”, ask me, Kyle.
It’s weird talking to him after…well all that happened.
“No, that’s not what N.K. means.”, answers Heidi for me. I’m so thankful for her. “If you wanna get rid of P.C. Principal you have to play dirty.”
“Go to Cartman, he is the evil psychopath you need.”, I point out.
With that, we make our way to the cafeteria.
When school ends we all heard the news.
Apparently P.C. Principal kicked Cartman’s ass so hard that the fatass is now at the hospital.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m happy about that. Cartman deserves all the beatings in the world.
Yet, I’m disappointed that our local psycho couldn’t win against P.C. Principal.
I have a feeling the dudebro will stay for a long time.
The P.C. party the next day in school and hearing there Kyle stopped saying Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a hero is proof enough.
Still, I can’t help but wonder…I have my Social Media Power and my Magical Girl Form…maybe I could have WON against them.
Why did I not fight?
I’m asking this myself later at night laying in my bed.
Did I lose my will to fight?
Yes, I had a bad experience with a dudebro before, but I never backed down.
Not if I have all this power on my side.
Or…I’m just a little girl with powers who thinks she can change the world but when she should do it she shows her true colors.
The colors of a coward.
I’m so confused.
That’s when I hear how someone is knocking on my window.
…What the fuck I’m on the second floor who is crazy enough to climb up my window?
I get my answers as it opens dramatically and I see a masked boy with a dark cape and a green M on his chest and a little question mark on his hood.
“Novella-Karin Campo.”, says the mysterious boy my name in such a deep voice that sends shivers down my back. Not out of fear…I have a voice kink. So you can imagine what I’m feeling. “We need to talk. Transform and meet me at your front yard.”
“Wait a second who are you, you mysterious caped dude with the sexy voice?! How do you know me and my powers?”
“Mysterion. All will be clear to you soon.”
Dramatically he jumps down and my chin meets the floor.
I don’t know what is going on, but this Mysterion is the hottest guy I ever met.
I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend I like a lot! Don’t be a thot, N.K.!
Still, I transform and float down to the ground.
Mysterion just looks stoic at me, a dark intimidating silhouette in the moonlight. I swerve dark shadow tendrils dance around him.
I feel a power coming from him…so dark…so old…so not understandable.
This turns me even more on.
I may be bisexual but I admit I always dreamed of meeting a dashing mysterious superhero and being whisked away at night in his strong arms.
But I’m no damsel…I kind of a hero too…okay more a Magical Girl but whatever, you get my point.
Once again remember I have I girlfriend and don’t be a thot!
“So Mysterion.”, I begin curious. “Will you now tell me who you are and what you want from me?”
Something similar like a smile is on his lips.
“You can’t guess?”
“I would remember someone with a voice like that.”
“You only need to know that I’m your friend.”, he tells me. “And as your friend, I have to ask you…what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Hey!
I cross my arms and send him an angry look.
“So not only do you not want to tell me who you are, but you also insult me. Doesn’t makes you look good Mysterion.”
“Some needs to be straight with you-“
“-I’m allergic to straight, ew!-“
“-I’m not even commenting on that. When you first came to this town you were this unstoppable force of nature but since you are together with your girlfriend you became tame. The N.K. I meet would have done something against P.C. Prinicipal, yet you told us to go to Cartman. So I’m asking you, what is fucking wrong with you?”
Speechless I stare at him.
…I hate to admit it, but he is right. The same thoughts tormented me.
“Look dude, you are one of my friends, as it seems. Also, I will be frank with you…Heidi is important to me. I messed up with Kyle and Kenny and made Heidi unsure about our relationship. I will not destroy it only to help the boys.”
Mysterion has only one thing to say to me: “Coward.”
I wince, but I don’t disagree.
“So you put your relationship before anything? You have a gift, it’s your damn duty to use it for the good of the people.”
I’m remembering my fever dream where I was divorced from Heidi because I put my powers in the first place.
“What do you know about gifts? I NEVER ASKED TO BE MADE THIS WAY!”, I shout the last part into his face, pointing an accusing finger at him.
The masked boy… just looks so tired and defeated now.
“I understand you better than you think.”, he starts to tell me. “I have also a gift…a curse I didn’t ask for.”
This…didn’t expect that. I feel the sincerity of Mysterion. He looks like he lived a thousand lifetimes and only saw the worst of humanity.
“What is your curse?”, I ask quietly.
“I can’t die.”
What?!
“I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light. Sometimes I see heaven. Or hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing the same old clothes.”
Shocked I put my hand on my mouth. His desperation is clear as water. Something like this you can’t fake.
“And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh hey Kenny." Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes.”
…Kenny?
Tears trail down my eyes as I cry for him.
For my princess.
I should have known it was him.
He wants to say more, but I just hug him to me.
I hug him with all the love I have in my heart for him.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”, I wail. “You must think I’m the biggest egoist in the world. I never wanted to hurt you guys, no one, but it seems I can only do that. You are right I should have helped you guys…but I don’t wanna lose Heidi.”
He hugs me back, petting my head.
“There is more, isn’t there N.K.?”
“I had a dream on Christmas Eve. I saw a future where I abandon you guys for Heidi and then I abandon her for my powers. I don’t want this future to happen!”
It feels good to finally speak about it.
Mysterion…Kenny hugs me tighter, rubbing my back in comfort.
“N.K. it was only a dream.”
“It felt so real!”
“Maybe that was just your fears getting the best out of you.”, he hypnotizes. “I can promise you that I will never abandon you…I like you to much for it, even if you don’t like me anymore this way.”
A wet laugh escapes my lips.
“Silly Kenny, it’s a mess of emotions, because I STILL like you and Kyle. I’m sure Heidi knows this too and yet she told me I should stay friends with you guys. I don’t deserve her.”
Careful Kenny wipes away my tears, tutting at me.
“Now N.K. that’s too melodramatic, even for me. Why don’t you just talk with us and make a mess like this? If you don’t talk your dream will come true.”
I sniffle and Kenny hands me a tissue. I blow my nose loudly. Something like a tiny smile is on his lips.
“I love you, Kenny, I really do.”, I confess finally. “Now knowing you are just like me…it makes me love you more. You understand me. You did from the moment we meet each other as princess and mage.”
“I love you too N.K., I never felt this way for a girl. You are so important to me, please don’t push me away again.”
“Heidi…I love her too…I just…I can’t break up with her…I love her…”
The hooded boy signs, stroking my cheek.
“Babe…you know… I don’t have anything against it if you want to date Heidi still…she is a cute and nice girl…I could learn to love her too.”
…I blink rapidly at him.
Did I hear him right?
“Kenny…what do you mean?”
“I read this up on the internet. Polyamory-relationships? I would be okay with this. Don’t know how Kyle thinks about it, but if you want to date other people while we also are together I would accept it. I just…want you so much…in any way you can give me.”
My chin meets the floor.
I can’t believe what I’m hearing!
Mamma was right, I should have fucking talked with the boys before and not assumed things!
“Kenny so that you know, I would literally jump you now and make you cum with my mouth till you are dry because this makes me so happy! But we need to talk to Heidi first. She has to be okay with this too.”
I hear how he has to bit down a moan and gives me a hot look.
“You are a tease, but you are also right. Let’s talk with Heidi first thing in the morning.”
We both smile brightly at each other.
Maybe…it really can work.
“One last thing, why did you dress up in your superhero persona to talk to me?”
“I had a feeling you would have ignored Kenny because you are also stubborn.”
“…You got me there.”
We say goodbye to each other with a hug. Back in my room, I send Heidi a text that we need to talk before school about something.
I hope she will agree to this too.
But if I have to choose between Heidi and Kenny…god this will be difficult.
God, if you love me make it go a way we all can be happy.
Me, the author, points at you, the readers: Will you hear N.K. prayer and make N.K., Heidi, and Kenny canon? Review!
Next time on Pokemon, I mean, Chinpokemon, no wait, on Friendly Faces Everywhere the thrilling conclusion.
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The Magician's Quest
SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.
Chapter One
It was three days since Marianne, for all others Butters, appeared in the castle with a fainted magician from Winning Sun in her arms.
The whole court had lost its marble.
A survivor of practically a genocide?
Unbelievable!
Only the Wizard King seemed like Winterfest had come earlier for him this year.
The fairest in the land of Zaron, her Royal Highness, Princess Kenny McCormick hadn’t liked Cartman’s look one bit.
It was an open secret how the fatass greedily collected all Magical Wisdom he could get in his fat grabby hands.
All for a way to completely destroy the Elven Kingdom and mostly their King in one devastating hit.
One of the famed female magicians from Winning Sun was what missing from his "collection".
It sicked Princess Kenny.
The poor girl surely searched for shelter from the Purist of the True Light and ended up here, where Cartman would squeeze her like a lemon for her magical wisdom, till he got tired and practically threw her out of the kingdom.
She couldn’t let this happen.
One because it was terrible and second…she needed the magician for her own plans.
She didn’t claim to be better than Cartman, but her reasons are better!
Kupa Keep belongs truly to her and her sister Karen.
The princess would be damned if she didn’t get the throne back from the fatass.
Her heeled boots made a clink and clank sound as made her way to the castle infirmary.
Her sister, Princess Karen, was gifted with Healing Powers, the infirmary her realm. She took care of their magician guest.
Kenny visit any day in the hope that she could talk first with the stranger. She needed to have her on her side and not on Cartman’s.
Good thing that the fatass was so lazy to check up on the magician himself. He was so sure that the magician would work for him, share her wisdom in exchange for a safe place, that he didn’t see the danger coming from Kenny herself.
He was always understatement her.
This would be his downfall.
Princess Kenny open the door to the infirmary and stepped quietly in. Karen demanded absolute silence in her infirmary. Loud noises were not good for her healing patients.
“Here for you.”, she heard her sister talk. “I hope you like apples.”
“Can I not have some boar stew? I’m dying over her!”, answered an unknown female voice.
Ah, so their guest finally woke up. Good, this was good.
Karen laughed, while Kenny made her way over to them.
“You are out of danger. Also, boar stew is too much for your stomach right now. You need to eat light things.”
From the magician came grumbling, but Kenny heard how she bit into the crunchy apple.
Finally, she reached the bed where the magician lay. Well, the curtains before it.
“Karen.”, she called sweetly. “I’m hearing right and our guest woke up?”
Three days.
She was three days out of it.
Even when she had learned the higher magic to become the future court magician N.K. never had lost concession for so long.
It really had been a hard trip for her.
When she finally woke up, sweet Princess Karen was there, to help her sit up and gave her a glass of water.
The young Princess was nice and welcoming to her.
As if she was doing this job for years she had checked on N.K. and used her own Healing Magic to help her recover faster.
It was a nice feeling meeting such a pure and good soul after all that had happened.
Also, it was a good sign that the Grand Wizard had taken her in, letting her get healed by Princess Karen.
Maybe she really had a chance to begin her anew.
Currently, she and the princess were discussing what she should eat, Karen won with her apples, as she heard this beautiful voice.
It was hard to tell if it was male or female. Only the silhouette showed a feminine form.
“That’s my sibling Princess Kenny.”, whisper Karen to her before she turned to the one before the curtain. “Kenny, always nice to see you. Did you want to check on N.K.?”
“N.K.? That’s our noble magician’s name?”
The talked-to magician sat upright as Karen open the curtain to let her sister in.
“Novella-Karin.”, she gave her full name. “N.K. was my nickname since I can remember.”
Princess Kenny was a vision! Golden hair in two braids, the most beautiful blue eyes in a pretty face with soft-looking lips. She wore a pretty dress that hugged her in all the right places. But N.K. noted the lack of breasts.
Genderfluid?
Most likely.
Karen had even called her, her sibling not her sister.
“A pretty name for a pretty woman.”, complimented Princess Kenny and N.K. felt a bit shy.
Normal she would have flirted back…but after all that happened in her homeland…N.K. was so unsure about a lot of things now.
Seemed like both the Princesses noted how she clambered up, since they gave her soft smiles.
“It’s all right N.K.”, told Karen, putting a hand on her shoulder. “You are here under friends. Kupa Keep welcomed you with open arms.”
Oh…this was good to hear.
Princess Kenny nodded in agreement.
“We want you to feel safe with us. You can rest and heal in peace here.”
N.K. had to fight her tears. She didn’t deserve such kindness. She was nothing but a coward.
However, she nodded and snuggled back up in her bed.
“Come, Kenny, let’s leave N.K. alone. She still has to require a lot of energy.”
The siblings stepped away from her bed to talk in hushed tones with each other at Karen’s desk.
Maybe she should have listened in, but N.K. was already tired again.
So she fell asleep.
“Kenny what are you planning!”, hissed Karen at her sibling. She loved Kenny, yet she also know that they had their own agenda going on. “N.K. is still too fragile to be part of your plans!”
“I noted that. I will let her be for the moment. But Karen you know as well as I that fatass can not get his hands on her!”
“She is my patient, who survive a genocide and made her way all alone to Zaron. I don’t want her to be part of your plans!”
“Our plans!”
“I’m happy Kenny, when will you understand.”
Her sibling huffed and put their hands on their hips.
“Kupa Keep is ours, Karen. It’s our right to rule. And not Cartman, who only became king, because our parents were so high and stupid to trust the Wicked Witch Liane!”
“Keep it down!”, Karen whisper-shouted and looked worried around. “You know how these walls have ears.”
Kenny signed and nodded.
“Even more reason to end this.”
“You sound like Kevin and you know what happened to him! I can’t lose you too.”
“I promise you, it won’t happen to me.”, promised Kenny taking her hands and squeezing them. “Our brother was as courageous as he was dumb. I will not fight Cartman openly.”
Now it was Karen who signed, taking her hands away from her sibling and sat down on her desk.
“I know, I can’t stop you. But please be careful, for our all sakes.”
Again Kenny promised and made her way out of the infirmary. When Karen sat down at her desk it meant it was time to leave.
On the floor outside the infirmary, she meets Marianne.
“Butters.”, how Kenny hated to call their friend her deadname, but you couldn’t be careful enough in Kupa Keep. “How it’s going?”
“Oh I’m good, your highness. The Wizard King wants to talk to you.”
Shit, what did the fatass want from her?
Marianne stands on the door before the throne room, guarding it alongside Knight Tolkien.
It was unlike someone would manage to bypass the wall, then all the Royal Guards, till finally reaching the throne room, but better be safe than sorry.
The paladin let her eyes wander and remembered again how she missed the old Kupa Keep.
Before Eric became king, the walls were decorated with beautiful portraits of the past rulers, now everyone showed him and only him.
It showed how narcissistic their king was.
Of course she never would it say out loud, but thinking it was safe.
Her thoughts lead her to her beloved Stan.
She wonder what he was doing now.
Stan had talked freely about his duties in the court of Larnion, so Marianne could image that he was currently with his king, maybe helping him decide in how to better the living of the elven kind.
Sometimes she wonder if she really should do it.
Leave all this behind and live with Stan in the Elven Kingdom.
Her love always assured her, that they would take her in with open arms and since he was best friends with the High Elf King no one would give her trouble.
But her parents needed her.
They weren’t the best. She often had cried because of them, yet they were still her parents.
Then Kenny and Karen needed her.
She know about Kenny secret plans to dethrone Eric. Marianne had sworve to help her friend achive this.
Kupa Keep was once the kingdom of Kenny’s and Karen’s family, but the late king and queen had a bad addiction for drugs.
It was so bad that they couldn’t even rule anymore.
Then one day the witch Liane with her young son Eric appaered and promised to help the couple.
Liane told that she was specialty in healing addictions of anykind and for a while all somehad to be gettig bettter.
Till the royal couple died and had appionted Liane as regent, till Kevin, Kenny’s and Karen’s older brother, was of age.
Sadly nothing had gone as it should have gone.
Marianne signs and then lets out a shriek as the door to the throne room opens. Princess Kenny is storming out of it.
Oh hamburgers.
Eric made her angry.
What did he told her?
Not far away from Zaron in the kingdom of Larnion Stan Marshwalker can only look at his king and super best friend Kyle in disbelief.
“You didn’t agree.”, the ranger hoped. “Tell me you didn’t agree!”
The High Elf King just made a face.
So Stan had his answer.
“You are stupid, I hope you realiz that!”
“Hey, I’m doing this for the kingdom! For our people, Stan.”
“Our people will think you lost your marbles.”
Kyle waved this away, sitting down on his throne.
“They will understand.”
“Yeah, that you are been played. Fatass invatation is a trap. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.”
For that Kyle sends him an angry look.
“I know them well that Wizard Fatass will probably try to attack Larnion while we are in Zaron. But Stan if the tiny chance exists we can end this war between our two realms, then I must take it.”
“By going to their Midsummer Festival and being all buddy-buddy with Cartman? Kyle are you out of your mind?!”
“I will not go alone. Don’t worry.”, reassured his king. “I haven’t completely lost it, as you said. I will be taking you and Tammy with me.”
Stan could only deadpan at him.
“Us three, all around us enemy. Yeah, that’s for sure not a trap.”
“Queen Bebe of the Amazons and her second in command Wendy will be there too.”, told Kyle. “Also Queen Henrietta of the Dark Clearing and her three advisories. We will have friends there.”
Okay, this was surprising.
“What is fatass planning to invite all his enemies to his Midsummer Festival?”
“I don’t know, but see how we can’t back down.”
The ranger let out only a sign.
Well, at least he would be seeing his bunny sooner than normal.
N.K. had woken up from her nap and Princess Karen had been so nice to give her a book to read to battle her boredom.
The princess still didn’t see her fit enough to walk around, so she had to stay in bed.
The book she read was interesting.
It talked about a legend as old as all the realms and kingdoms together.
The Stick of Truth.
The most powerful wand ever created.
As a magician, she had studied the mythos of the Stick of Truth, but that the first who wield it had been on Orc was new information to her.
That’s when the door to the infirmary swung open loudly, making her nearly jump out of her bed and Princess Karen sat upright on her desk.
“Excuse me?!”, the young Princess yelled. “This is an absolute silence zone. My patients don’t need to be disturbed by loud rumors.”
“This is how you talk to your king?”, answered her the male who stepped in.
He was a wizard and…well really fat. You couldn’t even call him chubby.
A shiver run down N.K.’s back as the wizard fixed her with his cold dead eyes.
The magic aura around him… was full of malice. This was someone who probably used forbidden magic.
That was not a good sign.
Princess Karen stepped away from her desk and curtsy before the wizard.
“My king I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was you.”, she nearly whimpered.
All right, N.K. already didn’t like this fatass. Anyone who made shake sweet Princess Karen like this was an asshole in her eyes.
“Whatever, bitch.”
Yep, he was on her shit list now.
“I’m here for the other bitch.”
Where was her wand?!
“I’m the Grand Wizard Eric Cartman. I assume right you want to live here?”
He didn’t even let her answer.
“Well, bitch, if that is so, you better start getting well soon and put your magic to good use for the kingdom. Understand? Or I will kick you out. I’m sure the Inquisition is just waiting to get you in their hands.”
The brunette girl had a really strong feeling that it was probably the most stupid idea to come to Zaron!
God fucking dammit!
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03.07.2023: I should stop making deadlines for my FFs because it really stops my creative flow.
I’m sorry to say it but I won’t be updating this FF once per week and only write for it when I feel like it.
Kinda how I do with my other FFs.
I’m sorry guys, but now I learned that deadline and I really don’t work.
Have a nice day/night!
Friendly Faces Everywhere
Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 8: Why is it all so complicated?
Kenny and I are waiting before school for Heidi to talk about being a polycule.
I will be truthful to you guys.
I’m nearly pissing my pants.
This could end badly in so many ways, that I’m really thinking about just to call all off.
I’m happy with Heidi, I can change this future I saw or hallucinated.
Why should I have more?
Because sometimes you fall in love and can’t stop it.
I love Heidi.
I love Kenny.
I also love Kyle, but he is right now not here or wants to be part of it as it seems.
What I try to say is, my feelings won’t go away.
I can’t let go, because they are true and pure and intense.
Never in my eleven years on Earth, I would have thought I would have such drama in my love life so young.
I thought in High School this shit was about to happen.
Shows again how unnormal I am.
At least I’m not alone…Kenny is unnormal too.
I wonder if I have seen him die and don’t remember it. He didn’t tell me this.
I really hope I don’t have to choose between Kenny and Heidi.
I…I just can’t.
Finally, we see Heidi arriving. She looks curious, yet worried.
I wonder what she is thinking.
I hope that she doesn’t think I want to break up with her to be with Kenny because that’s totally not it!
“Hey Heidi.”, I greet. “Thanks for coming this early here to talk.”
My girlfriend nods.
“Of course. You sounded like you were dying. Also…what do you and Kenny want to talk about?”
Kenny and I look at each other. He gives me an encouraging nod.
Right, it’s the best I talk.
So slowly and carefully I explain to Heidi what is going on.
That I love her, but I still love Kenny and Kyle.
That Kenny loves me back and would be even okay with it if I date her and him at the same time or also that we all date each other.
When I finish talking I feel like throwing up.
It doesn’t get better seeing Heidi’s tears in her eyes.
“You know…I had a feeling…I felt that you never stopped to love Kenny and Kyle.”, she sniffles and I just want to hug her and never let her go. Hurting Heidi was never an option for me, yet here we are. “I’m not enough?”
“You are enough!”, I yelled desperately.
“Yet you still want the boys too. N.K., I don’t know if I can do this. Polyamory is not for everyone.”
“Heidi, love, look-“
“No.”, she interrupts me. “Don’t choose me because you don’t want to hurt me. Even if we stay together…you would still love Kenny and Kyle…right?”
What else can I do than nod?
My girlfriend signs heavily, wiping away her tears.
“I…need some time to think about it…Can we have a break, N.K.?”
Saying I’m not hurt by it is an understatement, but I will give Heidi as much time as she wants.
Why do I have a feeling my whole life will change when Heidi makes her decision?
A whole week passes by.
I stay mostly with Tammy away from our fourth-grade friends, since Heidi is with them. I told Kenny that till Heidi tells us her decisions, it would be better if we stayed just friends too.
No one shall make a move on the other.
Kyle gets invited to the White House and gets a medal for his speech about Caitlyn Jenner being a hero.
Also, we have suddenly a lot of Canadien students in our school.
Today at lunch I and Tammy watch fascinating how our new classmate and friend Emma puts so much maple syrup on her pancakes, that you can’t even recognize them anymore.
“You wanna have a taste, buddy?”, the red-haired girl ask us with a light French accent.
She comes from Quebec, yes the Quebec like in the caverns Kenny, Kyle, and I enter to free the Minister of Montreal, and there they speak French apparently.
Canada is so weird, guys.
“No thanks, Emma.”, answers Tammy for us. “Enjoy your pancakes.”
Which she did with gusto.
Well, no judgment from me. I could eat my Mamma Lasagne any day.
Anyway, it’s nice to have a new friend and learn more about Canada.
The next day, P.C. Principal with some of our Canadien students what us to show a play about Canadian history, only for Mr. Garrison to come in and be a grand dick.
I want to point out that all Americans, besides the Native Americans, came from immigrants, who took this country away from the people who truly were born here.
Garrison and all his possy who are against immigrants are so two-faced.
But okay telling P.C. Principal he has a pizza face and sucks his mom's dick was funny.
Not so funny was saying to the Canadien that they should be all fucked to death.
No wonder, that even Emma didn’t want to talk to me and Tammy.
She stormed out of school with her Canadian friends.
I’m thinking if I somehow can fix this mess with a good hashtag on social media when I hear my fourth-grade male friends talking.
“Are you serious!”, I walk over to them, Tammy right behind me. “You want that Leo puts an Romeo and Juilette’s a Canadian girl, how is this going to work?”
“Didn’t they die at the end?”
“Yes, Tammy, they died at the end because both were stupid teenagers who couldn’t like wait a few seconds and check the pulse of their supposed death love.”
“I don’t wanna die!”, whines Leo.
“You aren’t going to die, Butters!”, tells him Cartman. “You just have to date a Canadien girl nothing more.”
“Guys, we aren’t playing Stick of Truth. You can’t unite two countries with two fourth graders.”
“Do you have a better plan, Douchebag?!”
I take out my phone and start tipping.
“Watch and learn my young Padawans.”
I admit, I greatly understatement the stupidity of my fellow Americans. Garrison has already a lot of support, that my Hashtags CanadaIsOurFriend and CanadaAmericaUnity aren’t trending as much as they should.
Or my powers are broken.
So poor Leo was forced to ask out a Canadien girl named Charlotte.
From what I have seen of her she is cute.
Still, it pisses me off that Leo has to do this and my Social Media Powers are fucking with me.
“Have you tried to turn yourself off and on again?”, asks me Tammy, the smartass.
We are in my room, she is laying on my bed reading Naruto, while I stare in anger at all my social media on my computer.
I can’t figure out what is wrong!
“Haha, so funny.”, I fake-laugh and click like possed on the reblog and retweet buttons to get my Hashtags rolling. “My powers are fucking with me when I need them.”
“Last week you seemed to have lost your fighting spirit and now it’s back. You didn’t tell me what happened exactly.”
So I do.
Besides Kenny’s curse, I tell Tammy anything.
After I’m done Tammy suddenly sits up and stares with wide eyes at me.
“N.K., what if your powers are influenced by your emotions? How you tried to transform?”
“I haven’t…”
“Then do it now!”
I try to find the energy in myself to transform, but…there is nothing.
“Tammy, you might be on something!”, I tell her.
“Transforming also doesn’t work. N.K. currently you are under a lot of emotional stress maybe it blocks all your powers and that’s why your Social Media Powers and your Magical Girl Form don’t work.”
Desperate I let myself fall into her arms.
“This is such bullshit, Tammy! I barely know anything about my powers and they seem to always fuck me over.”
“Have you tried talking with your parents about it?”, softly she strokes my hair.
“Whenever I try, they block or change the subject.”
“I wish we could go…I don’t know in some secret lab and try to find something about your powers!”
…Wait…
I stand up and lead her out of my room.
When she asks me what I’m doing, I tell her that maybe we can find some clues in my parent’s stuff. For that we need to go into the basement and then the cellar.
The next day’s Tammy and I fight our way through lots and lots of documents.
So much I didn’t know…so much I’m learning.
But all is pointing in one direction.
Washington D.C.
Where I was born.
How the fuck should we get there?
While we were occupied with that, Mr. Garrison apparently raped the Canadien President to death and all our Canadien friends return home.
Mr. Garrison is in so high spirits that he actually tries to run for president.
Hah, if he wins I will call fatass a whole day only Eric!
So there is only one thing left after this days.
I get a message from Heidi, asking me to meet her at the playground.
As I see her sitting on the swing, slowly, swinging back and forth, I have my answers.
“You…break up with me?”, nonetheless I ask, trying to not cry like a baby.
Heidi stops swinging and stands up.
Tears are in her eyes too.
“I love you N.K. and being with you were the best weeks of my life.”, she whispers like she is scared she will disturb the silence of the night.
Only the stars are witnesses of our heartbreaks.
“But you…you still will break up with me.”
“I…I want someone that treats me and only me as his or hers anything.”, she admits, looking down at the ground.
Both our tears are making it wet.
“I don’t think I can be part of a polycule, I don’t want to share. I know you would stay only with me, but you will never stop loving Kenny and Kyle. I can’t force you to love only me. Like you can’t force me to try to love someone beside you or share you.”
I bit my lips and nodded.
“So…this is it?”
“This is it…”
A river of tears falls down my cheeks. My heart feels destroyed, yet also freed.
Heidi was sincere with me.
And I have to accept that I can’t have my perfect ending.
Because perfect doesn’t exist.
“We can still be friends…”, Heidi trails off.
I let out a little huff and smile bittersweet at her.
“I love you Heidi, I can’t jump back to being a friend. Maybe in the future but for the next weeks…”
“No, I get it.”
With this, she turns around to walk home.
“Goodbye N.K., thank you for the love you gave me. You will be forever my first love. I will never forget our time together. I…I wish you and Kenny the best…and I hope Kyle will love you both.”
“I wish you find someone who will give you the happiness you deserve Heidi. I’m devasted that I couldn’t be it.”
Heidi gives me one last smile and then she walks away.
Like I’m a statue I stay in place at the playground, watching her go, crying for us.
Slowly it starts to rain.
I’m cold and wet, but I just can’t seem to move.
I close my eyes and face the sky.
The raindrops are like the caress of a lover.
The perfect end doesn’t exist, I remind myself.
This night I dream again.
I dream about a beautiful older Heidi, holding a pretty red-haired boy in her arms.
He isn’t Alexander or the child I was pregnant with from my other dream. I just know it.
Kenny joins her side with Layla and Naomi, as Kyle and Alexander take my hands to go to join our family.
This…this is my perfect happy ending.
Impossible and beautiful.
I wake up, staring at my ceiling.
New tears roll down my cheeks.
It’s like he knew that something was wrong as my window opens slowly and Mysterion pokes his head in.
He doesn’t say anything.
His look is enough.
I reach out with one hand to him.
Not a second later he is beside me in bed, hugging me to his chest, humming a small melody to calm me down.
We stay like this, till the first rays of the sun.
We fall asleep, embraced, and together.
I lost Heidi…but Kenny won’t leave me.
Maybe I don’t need perfect.
Maybe I just need someone who can love like me and love me.
I’m not crying you are. *blows in my tissues*
I’m sorry that N.K. and Heidi broke up, but Heidi seems to me like someone who can’t love more than one person.
Well at least not right now.
She may have dated N.K. and learned a lot about herself, but she still is only 10 and wishes for a monogamous relationship.
Polyamory is a lot of work and for someone so young it’s too difficult to maintain.
N.K. and Kenny are already more mature than most of their age mates, thanks to both of their powers/curses and family situations. N.K. with the moving and leaving behind all, Kenny with his deadbeat parents and practically raising Karen on his own.
They have the mental capacity to make this work.
Okay, the only one right now that could join the polycule would be Kyle, but right now it would mean only that N.K. dates the two guys and they stay friends.
But this is also a K2 fanfiction, we also have to go on the journey of Kenny and Kyle falling in love with each other. :3
Which I can’t wait to write for since K2 is my freacking OTP in South Park. :D
For now, we will have N.K. and Kenny be a pair.
A boy, can you imagine what field day Cartman will have with this? I sure can. XD
Until next time!
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Friendly Faces Everywhere
Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 9: Changes
The whole atmosphere in school sucks ass.
You wanna know why?
Jimmy Fallon ripped South Park as a whole a new imaginary asshole.
I know this from my parents who told me this at breakfast. Don’t get me wrong South Park is my home and I love a lot of these crazy ass citizens here, but I didn’t think that would hit all so much.
Even Tammy is just leaning with her head at her locker looking embarrassed down.
I purse my lips, fixing my backbag.
“You aren’t doing so hot, huh, Tam?”
“Hello N.K.”, she responds robotically. “How did it go with Heidi?”
“She broke up with me.”
“I’m sorry.”
“I’m now together with Kenny.”
“That’s nice.”
“Someone put gum in your hair, Tammy.”
“How lovely.”
Annoyed I roll my eyes and give her a good shake.
“Earth to Tammy, join us back here. Don’t give a fuck what some dude on the television said.”
She looks at me with crazed eyes. Okay, I’m worried.
“You don’t understand, N.K., you aren’t full South Park.”
Dramatically she drapes herself over me, I hold and pet her head.
“All of America thinks now we are some stupid bigoted rednecks. All thanks to Mr. Garrison. It’s not fair! Not all are like him.”
“I know Tam, I know. Come let us go to our classroom. Don’t think so hard about it. It will stop as fast as it started.”
She mumbles something like she wants to have my confidence, while I drag her by her hand to our classroom.
On our way, I see Leo and Stan’s Gang standing in a circle looking depressed too.
My boys, besides Cartman, too?
“Well do you think it's true?”, asked Leo the other boys. “Do you think we're really bigoted country bumpkins?”
“No.”, disagress Fatass. “Hey, we are not bumpkins! Okay?! Kenny's a bumpkin!”
WHAT?!
“Well fuck you, dude!”, curse Kenny, at the same time I call: “Don’t talk to my boyfriend like that fatso! Like you are so well off!”
Surprised the boys turn to me and Tammy.
I probably look ready to swing, while Tammy just hangs on my arm.
“Boyfriend? Aren’t you with Heidi Turner, douchebag?”, wonders Cartman.
Tammy answer faster than me in an airy tone: “Heidi broke up with her, Kenny is now her beau. Why do we care about that when the whole world will think we are bumpkins!”
After this declaration from her, we all blink at Tammy.
“Tammy, are you okay?”, wants Leo to know, worried for her.
“I don’t know, are you guys?!”
“Can we please go back to how you and Heidi broke up and you are apparently dating Kenny now? How fast did this happen?”
“Oh is our little Kyle jealous? Sad that the thirsty hoe doesn’t want to suck your dick anymore?”
“GO AND DIE CARTMAN!”
“DON’T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THIRSTY HOE FATASS OR I WILL BREAK YOUR BALLS!”
“I WILL MAKE OUT OF YOU SHISH KEBAB AND FEED IT TO THE WOLVES IN THE WOOD.”
“Lame. I made a dude eat his parents as chili.”
“WHAT?!”
“WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!”, shouts Stan so loud at we all really stop.
Now we stare at him.
He is facepalming hard.
“So N.K. and Kenny are together, big deal. Not that we didn’t see this from a mile happening and Kyle don’t look at me like that! We should all hope together that someone can fix this mess of us been know as America’s biggest bumpkins.”
Well, I couldn’t care less, I don’t give a fuck what others thinks, but all my friends, my boyfriend, and Cartman nod.
The school bell sounds signaling it’s time to go to our classrooms.
Later, after a gruesome math class I get a message on my smartphone from Kyle.
It reads that he wants to talk to me and I should meet him at the Janitor’s closet where we had our…erm romantic moment.
I text Kenny this and tell Tammy she should grab us a table in the cafeteria before I make my way to the Janitor’s closet.
Kyle is already there waiting for me with crossed arms.
“So you choose Kenny?”, he doesn’t have time for pleasantries it seems.
I close the door behind me and sign.
“I wanted to be with Heidi and Kenny.”, I explain. “But Heidi didn’t want a polyamorous relationship so she broke up with me. So me and Kenny are dating but we are in an open relationship. Kyle if you want me as much as I want you, we can date.”
He purses his lips.
“But you would also date Kenny right?”
“Yes.”
“N.K. I know you are bi, but also polyamorous…are you sure you are this or only confused?”
“I take offense in this!”, I huff and put my hands on my hips. “I’m starting to accept this part of my sexuality too I don’t need your smartass! Do you think it’s easy to admit that?”
At least he has the gall to look ashamed and says sorry, he didn’t mean it like that.
I wave it away.
Kyle is also only ten. He may be much more mature than most of his classmates, but he isn’t like Kenny and me.
“N.K., I will be truthful to you, I like you a lot, but I don’t think I can handle you dating Kenny also.”
Yeah, I kinda had this feeling.
I try to keep my tears at bay as I tell him: “I love you, Kyle.”
The red-haired boy gasp surprised and turned adorable red.
“I love you so much, I really do. I want to be with you, but I understand you. I love Kenny also and I can’t break up with him for you. I will love you probaly for a long time and hope that one day you will maybe be part of our polycule. But I won’t force you. I will be happy as your friend also.”
With nothing more to say from me I leave the Janitor closet, leaving a pensive Kyle behind.
I meet Kenny halfway to the cafeteria.
He doesn’t need a word of me to give me a hug.
I may be taller than him, yet I feel so protected in his arms. It may sound weird but I feel like shadow tendrils also wrap around me to console me.
We stay like this for a few seconds, till I take his hand and lead him into the cafeteria.
You can’t have anything.
I learned that with Heidi.
The next days are wild.
Somehow the adults got the brilliant idea to turn Kenny’s house into the new artistic hotspot of South Park called SodoSoPa with lots of shops and restaurants.
I heard it from Kenny and saw it with my own eyes.
Currently, my boyfriend and his adorable sister are at my house.
Kenny take her to me because their father yelled at Karen for wanting ice cream and then about getting jobs and all that.
We three are sitting in my room having a Tea Party.
Kenny and I put even our Stick of Truth customs on and I gave Karen my old Cinderella costume when I was her age.
She is holding Ursa in her arms and gasps like a lady at my invented story/rumor.
“And my dears I’m not kidding you, I saw then the dashing lieutenant enter the home of the Lady Threebell!”
“Oh dear!”, gasped Karen, hugging Ursa.
Princess Kenny slaps a hand on her mouth and plays along: “Lady Threebell! Isn’t she seeing Mister James from the Newspaper?!”
“I know, it scandalous, absolute scandalous!”
We all sip our "tea" as if we have to calm down.
Suddenly we hear a knock on my door and Mamma peaks her head in.
“I’m sorry to interrupt my young ladies.”, she begins. “But dinner is ready would you like to eat with us, Kenny and Karen, dear?”
Karen looks with big eyes at her brother.
“Can we Kenny?”
I feel how Kenny wants to say no, for him it’s probaly charity, but I discreetly kick him lightly in the chin. As he looks at me offended I mouth do it for Karen she deserves a good meal, he knows he lost.
So we all follow my Mamma to the dinning table.
Papà is already there and helps each of us little ladies and Mamma to our sit.
We enjoy a nice dinner, Mamma bring even out ice cream and while my parents sit down on the couch to watch TV, we go back up my room.
Karen yawns cutely.
“Tired, Karen? Should we go home?”, ask Kenny her.
The little girl shakes her head and lay down on my bed.
“Can we stay for a while more, N.K.”, she begs me, yawing again. “Your house is so warm and smells nice and your mommy and daddy are nice.”
I totally ignore Kenny look, walking over my future sister-in-law, stroking her hair and cooing at her: “You can stay here as long as you want, Kare-Bear.”
I kiss her forehead, which makes her giggle, and hand her Ursa.
“Ursa tells me she so much wants to cuddle with you.”
She shouts happily kissing my Teddybear.
I turn to Kenny who frowns.
“Princess Kenny, a word.”
I wave him over out of my room.
Before he opens his mouth I stop him.
“Kenneth, I don’t want to hear anything about that you guys don’t need my hospitality. You are family and I will take care of you, basta!”
My boyfriend blinks and then signs.
“You would just drag my ass back here.”
“Yup.”
“Well, okay, we can’t stay for a while.”
“Good, I tell my parents you guys will be sleeping over!”
“WHAT? I didn’t-“
Too late, I’m faster and run down to tell my parents this. After they give me their okay, Kenny waits for me with crossed arms.
“You sneaky little brat.”
“Yeah, what you gonna do about that?”, I challenge him.
I get grabbed by my waist and a cheeky tongue wrestling with mine.
Kenny is such a damn good kisser. I will never get enough of it.
A while later, I can even manage to let them both take a bath in my house.
Karen was excited from alone, Kenny needed a bit of convincing.
So while Karen enjoyed her bath time, I put my mouth to good use and promised Kenny that we could bath together.
And with that ladies and gentlemen, I had him.
He never had seen me completely naked.
He very much wanted this, after I rilled him up.
So we put Karen, freshly washed and wearing one of my old P.J. in my bed and enjoyed our bath together.
Really, really enjoyed it.
It was difficult to keep quiet, not only because of Karen but also because of my parents.
They don’t know and will never know that I’m already…erm…well known in the physical aspects of a romantic relationship.
Mamma and Papà, mostly Papà, would probably faint knowing what I already did and do.
Anyways, Kenny and I look like raisins after our bath. We stayed longer in the water than planned.
I blame totally Kenny and his finger for it.
He isn’t only a good kisser, ladies and gentlemen.
Giggling like school girls we get dressed in P.J. and I compliment Kenny. He totally rocks my Hello Kitty P.J.
We step back into my room, where Karen is already asleep, and carefully get into the bed to not wake her up. She is between us.
Kenny hugs her to himself and she adorable grasps his clothes.
I wish I could make a photo.
We two whisper a bit with each other.
My boyfriend tells me that he wants to gif Karen a new doll and will search for a job to do so. I tell him what a good older brother he is and that he hopefully finds one.
As 10 year old you can’t do much.
Well, legal.
Illegal is something different.
Why I’m saying this?
Because the next day Kenny ends up working at City Wok with another seven children.
This means we can’t see each other a lot after school since he has to work. I’m okay with that, our love will not go away only because we can’t spend much time together. We still see each other at school and I phone him when I know he has a break.
In the end, Kenny manages to buy Karen her new doll and we get a Whole Foods.
The whole town makes even a commercial with it.
Well, all, but us Campo’s.
I never liked Whole Foods. I’m actually scared of this place.
Yes, I know it sounds strange, but I always freak out when we enter it in the past, so we started to avoid the Whole Foods.
My parents can be really awesome.
Anyway I watch how all enjoy the Whole Foods and I get this shiver, only this time I voice in my tells me to get ready.
But to get ready for what is the question?
I take my parent’s hands and we go home.
No, I better just stay away.
I don’t wanna be known as the girl who has a strange phobia of a supermarket.
Yeah, I know I sound a bit hypocritical since I always say I don’t care what people think, yet anyone has their exceptions.
Mine is to hide the fact I’m scared of a supermarket.
Even though it sounds so…stupid.
When we reach home there is surprisingly a letter for me.
Huh, I wonder who would write me?
With all my friends I have here and there in America, we mostly message each other by phone.
Meh, maybe someone wants to make me a surprise.
And it was really a surprise as I read the simple letter.
Be aware of the advertising my dear Dovahkiin…we will meet again soon.
Signed it was with a simple I.
Alarmed I look around.
It can only be Inquisitor!
But what the fuck does he mean by "advertising"?
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The Stick of Truth Index
Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!
N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Epilogue
Friendly Faces Everywhere Index
Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
The Magician's Quest Index
SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.
Prologue
Chapter 1
you're laughing. kristen's straight british clone (recently accepted to hudol, possibly pregnant) just encountered the divine embodiment of nightmares, said "blimey", and got immediately obliterated for it and you're laughing.
long overdue fan art for my favorite band of all time ❣️ lulila lilula !!
this is gorgeous 💜
I am again very late, and it won’t be the last time I say so. I’m so sorry about this. After fighting with this concept for a while and *fucking* art block, I finished this secret Santa gift (ha, in the end of January, you have the right to kill me) for lovely @asamlambung for the event organized by @k2secretsanta - for which thank you for reminders cuz I currently have no control over the passing time whatsoever, thank you for letting me finish it and being patient and thank you for organizing this event! I hope you like it dear and I’m truly sorry for being so late ;;;;
Can you give me some more tsot k2? Have a good day to!!!
i will never say no to SoT K2
( also ty ! i hope you and everyone else has a good day too ! )
Kitenny for the soul? 👉👈🥺
i couldnt decide which sketch to do so i did all of em
Can I see how you would draw Human Kite? Maybe even Kitesterion? :3
i draw them both differently everytime so i dont rly make refs but i cant say no to kitesterion
i hate the discourse and I love learning about other ships and people’s reasoning and evidence behind them. Style’s cool, K2 is cool, Kenman is cool, and I just happen to be a Kyman shipper. Can’t we all get along?
So
I forgot to continue reading and updating on Kyle in chains bc the plot was kinda getting bad. I got distracted with Kyman discourse and had to look up what "Mountain" and "Pine" Kyman meant. Now I'm following an episode guide on Kyman to better understand why people ship it and I ended up crying at "You're getting old".
How did I get here???
Just to clarify I am not a Kyman shipper nor a Kyman hater. I am just a very curious person who likes to investigate certain parts of fandoms. Atm it's unfortunately Kyman.
The only time I could say that it's a "ship moment" is probably in "You're getting old" bc I haven't seen them fight or hate on each other. Like Cartman didn't insult Kyle for being jewish at all in this episode. But the previous episode are kinda in between "Aww look at them, they're so cute" and "Cartman is being a shithead and only doing this for his own benefit". Aaaaaaaaand most of them are like one minute scenes. Like in "Lil' Crime Stoppers" Cartman defends Kyle for one second calling him a good cop, and that's it.
I can see why people may ship and why they hate it.
tbh I just find all of the fighting funny.