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The Woe’s of a Fanfiction Writer

Welcome to my second blog where I just complain about how it is to be a Fanfiction Writer, waiting for reviews that never come and doubting

To Belong

She was the weird foreign girl, he was the most useless Viking in the history of Berk. Together they were just Leandra and Hiccup. Two best friends who searched for their place in the world. Would their search for it unite or separate them?

I know I said I would write Gift of the Night Furries first but while I was writing I noted that it would be better to not include it. So this will be the last chapter of the FanFic.

I hope you can respect my decision.

Please enjoy the last chapter and read the author’s note at the end.

Chapter 7

Leandra wakes up from the now familiar wails of her little brother. Starchaser, who sleeps beside her bed, whines and holds her ear plates down to block the sound.

With a yawn and a pat to her dragon, Leandra walks to Ulf’s room. The little baby is crying in his crib, waving his little fists around, and being generally unhappy.

“Morning Ulfi.”, coo Leandra at him, carefully picking him up. “Someone woke up with the wrong feet, eh?”

That’s when she smells it.

Wrinkling her nose, she holds him away.

“Or should I say, you woke up because you have gone number two.”

As an answer, Ulf just wails more.

Well, time to change his diaper.

The black-haired girl is nearly done when Sigrùn comes into the room. Her red hair is a chaotic mess and she has black rings under her eyes.

“Leandra, you don’t have to do this every day.”, yawns her stepmother.

“I like to help.”, she replies simply and rocks the now happy Ulf in her arms.

“Still, I thought you would prefer to go flying with Starchaser or spend your time with Hiccup since he woke up a few days ago.”, wonders Sigrùn, scratching her head.

Hearing the name of her best friend aka. impossible love Leandra makes a face hands the babbling Ulf to Sigrùn and walks past them into her room.

“He is perfectly fine on his own. He doesn’t need me.”, she mumbles. “Besides it better to go distant already before I leave this miserable rock.”

“What was that?”

“I said, I can’t wait for breakfast, I will fly a short round with Starchaser.”

“Oh, all right, sweetheart.”

Leandra rolls her eyes.

So now she is sweetheart. Since she came back from the Battle of the Red Death Sigrùn toned up being a mom to her.

It was pathetic.

Now, after she killed a giant dragon and became an honorary Viking, she gets called pet names.

Stupid bitch.

In the end, she did take Starchaser to an early morning flight and came back for breakfast.

Leandra eats her oatmeal with zero joy, watching how her parents flatter around Ulf, her, and even Starchaser.

God, she wants to barf.

It’s like they are a little perfect family.

Starchaser gets pats and extra treats, Ulf gets babied and she gets praised for being such a good dragon rider and being Gothi’s apprentice.

Before they made peace with the dragons and Ulf was born, she had to endure how her parents encourage her to be more Viking-like to fit in.

Now she could be herself.

Again, she wants to barf.

 A bunch of hypocrites they are.

She eats her last bite of oatmeal and stands up.

“I need to get to Gothi.”, she informs them.

Her papi waves her over and gives her a kiss on the forehead.

“Good work day, mi amor.”

“Gracias papi.”

Sigrùn with Ulf in her arms joins them and gives her actually a kiss on the head.

What the heck?!

“Have fun, pumpkin.”

Oh, now she is also pumpkin?

The black-haired girl feels formally how she is getting angry.

What is this we-are-a-happy-family-play her parents have going on?!

To distract herself she kisses Ulf’s tiny forehead and calls for Starchaser.

She needs to get out of this house before she loses her nerves.

Harvesting the healing herbs for Gothi helps her a lot to not think about what dumb sheep her parents actually are.

She can’t comprehend how they have gone from you-need-to-be-a-Viking to supportive be-who-you-are-you-are-perfect.

It’s just like Hiccup with his dad and the whole village.

Not that she talked much to him this past day, but she has eyes.

And she sees how everybody treats him like a hero and how proud his dad is now, when not even a month ago he was shunned and his dad was ashamed of him.

But other than her, Hiccup seems to enjoy the transformation and not question it.

Leandra signs and looks at Starchaser. Her dragon is playing with the butterflies in the field they are.

Absolutely adorable.

“You cutie.”, she cooed at her.

“Hey Lee!”, calls then Hiccup for her and Leandra has to force herself not to twitch at this.

With the fakest smile, she turns to him and yep Astrid and the whole gang and their dragons are with him.

Starchaser is the only one happy to see them since Toothless is there too. The two Night Furries purr and lick each other.

Must be nice to love and to be loved in return.

Is she jealous of her dragon?

Yes, she is.

“Hello Hiccup.”, she greets him and waves with fake friendliness at the other Viking teens. “Hello, guys. What brings you here?”

“We are doing a trick competition with our dragons. We wanted to see if you want to join.”, it’s actually Astrid who tells her this.

And she even smiles at her friendly.

Astrid was never friendly with her or even smiled at her.

It is creepy!

Even more, as the other teens join in to make her come with them.

They never cared for her and now they are best friends?

Maybe Hiccup can do it, but she still remembers how it had hurt to be outcasted and mocked by them.

“Sorry can’t. I still have to work with Gothi. Take Starchaser with you, she can show you alone some tricks.”

All look with disappointment at her.

Yep, so creepy.

“Ah, then maybe next time, I can show you my super cool trick 'Andra.”, say’s Snotloud with a wink.

Leandra gets goosebumps all over her body and feels the vomit coming up. Did Snotloud Jorgenson actually flirt with her and gave her a nickname?

She wants to die!

And take a long shower!

Not necessarily in that order, but still!

None of the boys ever flirt with her since she didn’t look like a Viking girl, yet being a dragon rider makes her suddenly pretty in their eyes?!

“Yeah, maybe, but I need to help Gothi more these days. Winter is coming soon and most of the healing herbs will not grow in this time.”, she explains and hopes this is the end of it.

Thankful it is and Hiccup and his Something-Girlfriend and his new best friends leave her alone.

Starchaser looks at her in a way that says are you sure I can go.

She nods at her dragon and gives her a tiny pet.

How long they are going to stay on Berk is still a mystery, Starchaser should enjoy the time she still has with Toothless.

And that’s how practically the next few weeks in her life are.

Leandra feels like she is in a bad play.

It is all so fake, wrong and anormal for her.

Not that she wants that Vikings and dragons are enemies again, but that world had made more sense to her.

Suddenly being loved and cherished by everyone makes her freak out internally.

Hiccup is the only one that enjoys it from what she sees.

She doesn’t get how he didn’t feel the same way she does.

Berk and his inhabitants have treated them like trash for years, but now after killing a giant dragon, making peace with the dragons, and being the first riders they are in the eyes of the population like the second coming of Christ.

She hopes god forgives her for this example, she couldn’t find a better one.

Currently, Leandra is leaning on Starchaser on the floor of the main room in their house, playing with Ulf in her arms, while her parents sit beside each other on the couch. Her father reads a book and Sigrùn is knitting a new blanket for the winter.

It is all so…domestic and peaceful.

So, so, weird.

The black-haired girl was starting to ask herself if somehow she died in the Battle of the Red Death and is now in this weird version of heaven where all was okey-dokey, without talking about the problems they had.

They just…moved on with their life.

Maybe she had finally reached her breaking point because she hears herself say: “So we don’t talk about that you guys practically wanted a Viking girl for years and after I helped to kill the Red Death I’m fine the way I am?”

Her parents stop what they are doing and look at her surprised. Even Starchaser gets tense.

She feels how her Night Furry practically wants to tell her that this isn’t a good idea, but Leandra can’t take it anymore.

“What do you mean by that sweetheart?”, ask Sigrùn blinking.

“This right there!”, Leandra gestures with Ulf’s rattle at her stepmother, while her brother tries to grip his toy. “You never used pet names for me, I was always Leandra and now I killed a giant-ass dragon and suddenly I’m sweetheart, pumpkin, and sweetie pie.”

That had been a shock when sweetie pie was used for the first time. Leandra had screamed a whole hour into her pillow.

“Leandra, langue!”

“My langue is the last problem this family has father. What’s up with you guys suddenly? I was never your perfect Viking child and now you are happy that I’m a Spanish dragon rider. You wanted for years that I forget my heritage!”, she accused them, waving the rattle wildly around.

Ulf frowns and tries to grab it.

Starchaser grumbles.

And her parents look with big eyes at her.

“We never wanted you to forget who you are, mi amor.”, says her father. “We just wanted you to fit in with the kids in your age group.”

Sigrùn nods.

“You know how Hiccup was shunned for being himself, we didn’t want that for you. We know now that we needed your and Hiccup’s way to change things for the better.”

“That’s it, that’s your excuse?”, scoffs Leandra. “How you guys any idea what this did to me? I felt I was not good enough for you, that I was wrong!”

“Mi amor!”

“Sweetheart!”

“Don’t call me by pet names, you don’t deserve that!”, Leandra screams and stands up.

Ulf looks at his big sister confused, while Starchaser croons at her human.

Her father stands up also and makes with his hand a calm down moment.

“Leandra, we never wanted to make you feel this way. We just thought we should help you to fit in on Berk.”

“We are sorry.”, adds Sigrùn. “It was the wrong way, we should have been more open-minded.”

“Indeed, you should have.”, agrees Leandra. “But why didn’t you talk with me after all that happened? I deserved an apology way earlier.”

There her parents twitch together.

“…You didn’t speak of it, so we thought it was all right?”

“REALLY, FATHER, REALLY!”, she shouts so loud and in turn, Ulf wails. “Oh, Ulfi sorry!”

Leandra tries to calm her brother down.

“Maybe we should talk about this when Ulf isn’t here. We will make him just upset.”, declares Sigrùn.

“Oh no, we talk about this now!”

“Leandra, your brother is crying and isn’t stopping, we need all to calm down.”

“So that you two don’t have to confront me, father?! I think not!”

“Listen, young lady-“

“Oh shut up Sigrùn, now you want to be a real mom! You are ten years too late.”

“Leandra Mirabel Alvarez, watch you tone!”

“Or what? I know what, I shit on this family, I shit on you two, I only care for Ulf and I will go back to Spain!”

After that declaration, only Ulf’s cries were heard.

Leandra tried to calm her brother down, rocking him back and forth, while Starchaser nosed and purred at the baby.

Gustavo and Sigrùn have turnend into stone. Did they hear right?

“You want to-“

“I’m going back to Spain, I have decided.”, says Leandra calmly to them. “I never was happy on this miserable rock, I want to live with Abuela.”

“Mi amor, we sure can find a better solution.”

“No, I’m done. I’m done with you guys, I’m done with Berk, I’m done with this whole situation. Starchaser and I will go to Spain and stay there. And you better don’t stop me or I will just run away. So accept my discussion or choke on a dick.”

Leandra ignores the offended sounds of her parents and turns to go to her room, Starchaser following after her.

She closes her door and puts her chair on the doorknob, so no one can come in.

Starchaser croons at her and Ulf looks at her, catching with one of his hands a bit of her hair.

“It’s the best.”, she says to her dragon. Then kisses Ulf’s tiny forehead. “You sleep in my bed with me today Ulfi. We will not have a lot of time anymore together.”

And so the three make themselves ready for bed.

Ignoring the pleads from behind the door, till they stop.

Maybe Gustavo and Sigrùn have finally given up since Leandra won’t.

“After Christmas.”, she mumbles to Starchaser to not wake up Ulf. “Or Snoggletog how they call it here. That’s the best time to fly to Spain. The winter storms calm down.”

Starchaser just croons at her girl.

Oh, how she would miss her mate…but Leandra was the next closest thing to a hatchling she has.

She would follow her to the ends of the world.

Still a tiny tear leaves the golden eyes of Starchaser.

Leandra closes her own eyes and tries to ignore what she saw.

This will be the best for everyone.

She is sure.

Leandra should have known that her parents wouldn’t simply accept her decision.

In the next days in the Alvarez-Jonnson household, you could hear often screaming matches between them.

Gustavo and Sigrùn tried to explain and excuse themselves, but Leandra was having non of it.

She brought up a lot of things that always rubbed her wrong.

She brought up how she nearly left Berk and they didn’t even notice.

They tried to tell her, that they thought she just couldn’t watch how Hiccup should slay the Monstrous Nightmare, and that’s why they didn’t search for her.

The black-haired girl had a tendency to disappear if she needed time to cool down from something.

What a weak excuse!

Today during their screaming match with her parents, Leandra had enough, she took Ulf and Starchaser and took a long flight with them.

Her only free day in the week and her parents had to get on her nerves with still trying to change her mind!

Angry she signs and cuddles Ulf, who is enjoying the flight. Her brother will be one day a great dragon rider, Leandra just feels it.

Starchaser grumbles at her in question.

“No Star, I’m done with all of this, father and Sigrùn can talk all they want till Christmas! We will leave after that and basta!”

“You will what?!”, shouts suddenly a voice in disbelief.

Leandra groans and turns her head.

Yup, it’s Hiccup and Toothless flying beside them.

Great, just great.

“Long time no see.”, she greets him drily. “You taking a flight alone? Where are your girlfriend and fan club?”

Hiccup splutters at her.

“A-Astrid isn’t my girlfriend and the gang isn’t my fan club!”

“Really? Could have fooled me.”

Leandra pets Starchaser’s side to make her fly faster so she doesn’t need to talk anymore with Hiccup, but her stubborn dragon stays on the side of her mate.

Again, great!

She doesn’t want to talk with Hiccup.

“Lee what’s wrong?”, asks her Hiccup desperate. “Since I woke up you are different and now you talk about how you want to leave why?”

“So you did notice.”, she scoffed and caresses Ulf’s chubby cheek. “And why are you shocked I always told you that I want to go back to my Abuela.”

“But-But why still? Now all is good on Berk and-“

She interrupts him and stares with fire in her brown eyes into his confused green eyes: “For this reason. Everybody treats us now like we are some kind of legendary heroes and like they always liked us when not even two months ago they couldn’t care less about us. This is so fake and wrong! You may be okay with that, but I won’t forget how they made me feel. They made me feel so bad about myself.”

Tears spring in her eyes and she turns away from Hiccup.

Ulf babbles at her, while Starchaser croons and finally flaps her wings faster.

They are gone from Hiccup and Toothless sight in mere seconds.

“Lee…!”, calls Hiccup for his best friend and has to fight his own tears.

He knows her, he knows she spoke the truth…that mean Leandra will leave Berk forever?

Toothless crooks at him sadly.

“Buddy we can’t let them.”, he tells his dragon, yet Toothless shakes his head. “What? You will let Starchaser go? But you are mates!”

The dragon nods and wishes he could tell his human that while he loves Starchaser, he knows that she can’t be separated from Leandra. It’s like with him and Hiccup. They are bonded in such a special way that being away from each other would hurt them.

Also, Leandra is the hatchling Starchaser always wished for and he couldn’t give her.

He won’t force his mate to decide between himself and being the mother she always wanted to be.

The brunette boy, of course, can’t hear what his dragon thoughts, but he has a feeling this runs deeper than he thinks.

Sadly he steers Toothless back to Berk.

Could he do something to change Leandra’s mind?

Or was all hope lost?

Deep down he knows the answer.

Leandra never wanted to stay on Berk. She missed Spain, the way of life there, and mostly her grandmother.

Now she had the possibility to go back home…who was he to chain her to Berk, making her more miserable?

Hiccup closes his eyes and silently cries.

He would miss her more than she would know, but he wouldn’t stand between her and her wishes.

Toothless also joins in and whines defeated.

If you truly love someone you let them go…if they are meant for you they would return…

He can only hope that this saying was true.

When Leandra, Ulf, and Starchaser return back home, no one is in the house.

Maybe her father and Sigrùn took a walk to clear their heads?

Well, better for them.

Leandra falls with Ulf in her arms in her bed tired.

What a shit day.

That’s when she sees how Starchaser is pawing at her closet and making frustrating noises.

“Star, what is it?”, she asks and puts Ulf on the bed.

Starchaser just whines and paws more at the closet.

“Okay, okay, you want me to open it or what?”

For that, she gets a nod from her dragon. Leandra raises her eyebrows and does it. Starchaser picks up her packed basket.

The one she prepared when it was time to leave Berk.

“Starchaser?”

Her dragon puts the basket on the ground, points at it with her snout, then at her saddle, and then at the window.

Is she understanding right?

“You want to leave now, Star?”, wants Leandra to know for sure.

Starchaser nods. She feels in her heart that her human hatchling has enough. Why should they wait any longer?

After a long time, a real smile forms on Leandra’s lips. She gives Starchaser a kiss on the head.

“Thank you.”

Faster than lighting Leandra undresses and dresses in the travel clothes she made in secret. A simple black tunic, with black pants, her fur boots, and a grey fur coat made out of a wolf’s pelt, which had cost her a lot when she had traded for it.

She clicks the basket on Starchaser’s saddle and they are ready.

Well almost.

Leandra kneels down beside her little brother on her bed. She caresses his little face and he grabs her fingers.

“Oh Ulfi, I don’t want to leave you.”, she signs sad, tears prickling her eyes. “I don’t want to leave you with father and Sigrùn, but you are too tiny for the voyage we are about to make.”

Softly she kisses his tiny forehead.

“I love you, Ulfi, never forget that.”

With that she takes him to his crib, he would be safer there till her parents returned, and then mounts Starchaser.

Her window is open before them and the first stars are appearing in the sky.

The black-haired girl pets the side of her trusted and beloved Night Furry.

“Let’s hit the road, Starchaser!”

Starchaser lets out an agreeing growl.

Not a second later they are out of the window, flying up into the sky.

Leandra looks for the last time back to Berk before she gives her personal hell the middle finger and turns Starchaser in the direction which will bring them to Spain.

“Go, girl, go!”, she shouts happily.

And with that Leandra Alvarez and her Night Furry Starchaser embark on their journey.

The only things that are left behind are three letters.

One for Leandra’s father and Sigrùn.

One for Ulf when he is older and can read.

And one for Hiccup and Toothless.

But these letters will be found late into the night after the whole village searched for the Spanish girl and her dragon.

What is written in the letters you ask?

Well, no Gustavo, no Sigrùn, and no Hiccup would ever tell you.

Yet you could see one emotion clearly in their eyes.

Regret.

The End!

And this FF is my second to be finished!

I’m so happy. :D

I hope you liked the chapter.

I will take now a three weeks break from this series before we start with the second book named UNITY!

Also the 19.03.2023 the new book should be online.

Always check my profile to be sure to not miss it!

Thanks for all your comments and support, without you readers a writer is nothing!

Have a nice day/night my loves!

15/10/23 Update I made an Epilogue

Next

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 7: I rather be on the Normandy

I’m on the Main Street in Seattle.

It looks like a goddamn war zone!

Screams and shouts can be heard around me.

Cars are on fire, buildings are half destroyed, and the military is here with tanks and all this shit.

I feel…tired.

So tired.

I have been fighting for a long time.

My breathing is rugged.

I don’t know how long I can still fight.

I look down at my hands.

They…

I’m…wearing white fingerless gloves.

They are ruffled on the edges, with a golden bracelet around them.

Drenched in blood…

With a gasp, I wake up and automatically search for my glasses to put on.

What the fuck?

What kind of fucked up dream was this?

I place my glasses back on my nose, looking around the room wildly.

Holy cow, why did my brain, dreamed up something like that?

I need to calm down.

It helps that I can see.

It’s okay.

I’m in my new room in South Park.

Not in a war-thorn Seattle!

Tired I rub my eyes.

Maybe I should get a glass of water. My heart is still pounding in my chest and I feel a bit dizzy.

Yeah, some water will do me good.

As I’m about to stand up, a freaky light from outside shines into my room.

“What the fuck?”, I mumble.

It gets even better, as my door slowly opens, and a motherfucking alien steps in!

But not a cool alien, like the ones in Mass Effect. Like a Turian or Asari, damn I would even take an Elcor, not this generic white-ass, huge-head alien!

I can’t even shout for my parents, as more motherfuckers enter and circle around my bed.

One alien sprays something in my face.

And I blank out.

Whatever stuff they gave me, it’s not that potent. I’m not entirely sedated.

Yes, I can’t move for shit, but I wake up for a few seconds, before blanking out again.

These stupid alien motherfuckers drag me by my feet through the woods of South Park, then through their ship.

What I see…oh god I wanna scream in fright.

They don’t wanna do this to me?

Or?!

OR?!

Mr. Mackey, Mr. Slave, and even Craig get propped by their asses with something which looks like a Dildo. Only Mr. Slave seems to enjoy it, even asking for a bigger one.

Oh hell no!

OH HELL NO!

Whatever sedative the aliens gave me, it’s starting to wear off, as they place and bind me on an alien-y table.

One alien pulls my pants and underwear down, which is when I start to completely freak out.

“NO, NO, NO, NO! UNHEAD ME YOU HEATHENS! I DON’T WANNA GET PROBED IN THE ASS!”, I scream scarred.

Not that the aliens care what I feel and think.

They ready their Dildo-Probe-Machine.

Oh god!

I need to get out!

So I do what I never thought I would willing to do if I have other options. Sadly right now I don’t have any.

I let out a huge Dragenshout.

This confuses the aliens, one even throws up, but they continue.

“NO, NO!”

Fat tears fall from my eyes.

I don’t want this!

I already feel violated!

I need to free myself, I need…

That’s when I feel how power is cursing through my body. It has slowly built itself up, I realize.

I don’t know what it is, yet I don’t care.

Something tells me it will help me.

With an angry scream, I let the energy curse through my whole body.

It feels… familiar.

Like I did this a hundred times.

I feel how my hair changes, my clothes…

I feel stronger than ever!

“HIYAH!”, I shout and manage to free myself from the bindings.

I make a backflip from the table, floating down on the ground.

“YOU GENERIC ALIEN ASSHOLES WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU NEARLY DID!”

Golden energy forms at my hands and with that I shot at all the aliens, till only ashes remain of them.

I even destroy the Dildo-Machine.

Only a strange little eyeball-probe-thingy remains from it.

Frowing I walk over to it to pick it up.

I note how my steps make click-clack sounds as if I was wearing heels.

I squeeze the eyeball-probe-thingy. A little satellite comes out of it and seems to react to another probe-thingy in the room.

Huh?

Interesting.

“Is this your first time getting abducted?”, asks me a male voice.

Surprised I turn around.

I didn’t even note that in the room I am another table is placed. On it older gentleman with black hair and a mustache, wearing a blue P.J. is bonded.

“Erm yes.”, I answer, confused about how he can be so calm about all this shit.

“Yeah, it's a pain, but this is the kind of stuff you put up with living in a remote little mountain town.”, he says. “At least we don't have to deal with traffic.”

I frown.

“I rather deal with traffic than whatever that all was.”

“Understandably, the aliens only recently started to abduct women to.”, explains to me the man.

My frown deepens.

“They are some sick motherfuckers. You have to endure this for years?”

He nods.

I sign.

“Well, I’m Novella-Karin, but most people call me N.K. What’s your name, sir?”

“I’m Randy Marsh, kiddo and I must say your Dragenshout was really potent, but whatever transformation you have gone through was even cooler.”, he tells me grinning.

…What?

Confused I look down at myself.

I’m not wearing my pink cat P.J., no, I look like a Magical Girl!

My hair is pink in long pink pigtails, and on my head is a crown I think, as I touch it. I have puffy white sleeves and a ruffled white hemline. I wear a soft pink corsage, a short white skirt and over it cut in the middle a long soft pink skirt, which flows down till the floor. I’m also wearing white stockings with ruffled soft pink edges and white-gold ballerinas.

My hands…white ruffled cloves with golden bracelets…

Why are they so familiar?

And how did I manage to transform myself?!

I don’t even need my glasses anymore, they have completely vanished!

Right now I would love to freak out, but being still a prisoner on an alien ship is not the best time.

I need to get out of here, then when I’m back home I can have my crisis.

“Mr. Marsh.”, I turn to my cellmate. “Do you perhaps know how to get out of here?”

“Sure, kiddo, but I'm surrounded by some kind of force field.”, he points out. Oh right, I see it now too. “Go find a way to shut it off. When you break me free I can show you how to get off the ship!”

“Consider it done!”

With that, I use the little eye-probe-thingy to teleport me out from the forcefield.

Before I step out of the room, I turn to Mr. Marsh: “Sir, can you please keep it a secret that I’m basically a Magical Girl? I don’t think it would do me any good if people know this.”

“No problem, kiddo. I will wait for you here.”

I nod and step finally out.

I’m now in a corridor.

A lone alien stands there and as he sees me, I kid you not, he walks over to a fire alarm, pulling it.

Now there is a laser barrier and behind it await three aliens for me.

That’s when I hear whimpering from the room beside the room I was in.

It sounds…female!

Faster than lighting I enter the room.

I see a crying brunette girl with blond streaks who seems to be my age and some alien fucker who tries to probe her!

Not on my watch!

I call for the power in me. Shooting them with the golden light orbs, turning them into ashes.

Surprised the girl looks up, still sniffling.

“Hey all good, I will help you get out of it!”, I promise her.

Thank the lord there is no forcefield around her, so I can just free her from her bindings.

I help her get down from the table and turn around as she pulls her underwear and pants back up.

“T-Thank y-you!”, she whimpers. “I really thought they would rape my ass.”

“It’s no problem, these aliens are sick fucks!”

She nods.

“I’m Tammy. Tammy Warner. And who are you? You look like a Magical Girl, a bit like one of Pretty Cure.”

Aww, another anime fan, that’s awesome!

“I wish we would have met under better conditions.”, I tell her. She nods agreeing. “I’m…Novella-Karin or just N.K. I don’t have a cool Magical Girl name since it’s the first time I transformed…I think.”

Tammy raises an eyebrow.

“You think?”

“Meh, I have blanks in my memory. I don’t know why. Has been like this since I can remember.”, I explain to her. “So could have I transformed already and I forgot? I really don’t know.”

“Wow, that sucks.”

“Indeed.”

We smile in understanding at each other.

“Anyway, you should stay here. I don’t think the aliens will come back. I will find a way to free us all from this nightmare.”

“What? Are you insane?”, she shouts surprised. “You wanna face the aliens alone? Don’t take this the wrong way N.K., but if you are really a novice or just simply forgot your powers, then you will get your ass handed to you. Or worse you will transform back randomly and then don’t know how to transform again!”

I wince at this.

Tammy has some good points.

But…

“I’m the only one who can face the aliens.”, I remind her. “It’s a risk I have to take to free us all.”

The brunette with the blonde streaks shakes her head and then cracks her fingers. She looks like she is ready to kick some ass.

“You don’t have to. I may not look like it, but I started with karate a few months ago. I can give you back up with this motherfucker alien kidnappers!”

Dear heaven, she looks so hot right now and so sure of herself, that I get weak knees. I love girls who can dish out!

“Let me guess, even if I say no, you would just follow me.”

She gives me a wide grin.

“Yes.”

I expected it. Tammy is my kind of girl and I know how they are.

Still, I sign.

“All right, but you listen to me and don’t take any unnecessary risk, understood? You take out the simple ones, I take the dangerous ones.”, I make myself clear.

Playful Tammy salutes.

“Yes, Commander!”

I snort and take her hand to lead her out of the room.

I hope I won’t regret that.

We are back in the corridor…and the aliens still stand behind the laser barricade.

Don’t tell me they actually waited for us.

Damn son, in what kind of fever dream are we?

I use my eye-probe-thingy to teleport us to the aliens.

Of course, a battle starts and we are again in Final Fantasy!

Even the aliens participate in the RPG?! I ask how, HOW, is this possible.

Anyway, Tammy and I kick their asses.

She didn’t lie about doing karate. She packs quite a punch. If we are already in Final Fantasy, her moves remind me of Tifa Lockheart.

Well, better for us.

We ransack the aliens and find a laser gun by them.

Without a word, I throw it at Tammy.

She looks at it in confusion.

“What’s this?”

“Not that your karate moves are golden, but you need something if we can only long-range the aliens.”

“Good point.”

Tammy puts the laser gun on her back.

We turn to the elevator.

I sure hope it doesn’t has the elevator machine from Mass Effect! Amazing game, but that always drives me mad. How can it take so long?!

Over the elevator is a little screen where the still prisoned Mr. Marsh appears.

“Oh hey, there you are. And you found a friend! Oh, yeah. Yep. That's the lambda containment block.”, he tells us. “Take that elevator next to you. The probe you have on you SHOULD interface with it.”

Not like we have another choice. So I use my alien probe thingy and success! The elevator opens for us.

Thankful it’s not like the one in Mass Effect and we reach fast the next level on the spaceship.

While Mr. Marsh, thanks to all the screens in this big ass room, directs us through the dungeon to find the security console, Tammy and I get to know each other.

“So how old are you?”

“I’m eleven and you?”

“Same! Then you must be the New Kid who is joining our class.”

“Cool! It’s nice to have made a friend already, even if we meet in such a fucked up way.”

“Who are you telling this?”

We find the first console, but it doesn’t free Mr. Marsh. We continue on.

“I love your pink hair! Is it natural or thanks to your transformation?”

“Transformation, but I dig it. Pink is my fav color.”

“Oh my god girl same!”

“I also love your hair. The blond streaks are nice.”

“Aww, thanks! What is your natural hair color?”

“I’m brunette too.”

“Cool!”

After we defeated some aliens we reach the second console to try to free Mr. Marsh.

Let’s just say Tammy and I are scarred for life now. The buttons flashed so fast and violently that I didn’t get behind them. I’m so sorry Mr. Marsh!

“Was South Park always this fucked up or did it become so only because I moved her.”

“No, it was always crazy here. You get used to it one day. Still, I didn’t need to see THAT!”

“Who are you telling this? What’s with aliens and probing us in the ass?”

In the end, we have to face off against the tough aliens on the bridge, but Tammy and I make a good team and defeat them quickly.

Finally, it’s the right console and the force shield is down!

“Hey, you girls did it!”, celebrates Mr. Marsh. “The force field's down. Come on back and we can get outta here.”

“Nothing we would like more.”, Tammy and I say together and then grin at each other.

Oh, I have a feeling this whole dungeon gifted me a friendship of a lifetime.

We return back where we come from, but the pit is open now.

Tammy crosses her arms and cocks a hip out.

“Let me guess, you trophy hunter, wants to get down there!”

“Tam, we found the cool space suit you are wearing, and the audio logs were hilarious I must know if there is more.”

She grins at the nickname I gave her, yet also rolls her eyes.

“Okay, okay, let’s get down there. A few minutes longer Mr. Marsh can wait.”

And we do just that.

Score!

There is another audio log!

I press play and we listen.

“Success! I found something that looks to be food! It's some sort of green, fluorescent goo... I'm- I'm gonna have to try and eat some... It's not so bad. It's tangy and nutty, would probably go well with a- l- w-hey, what's happening to me? What's it-“

Confused we look at each other.

Did our audio log friend start to talk in German or was I imagining it?

“Come N.K. let’s get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.”, admins Tammy shaking.

I agree, but before we can get out, we get attacked.

By a…green zombie-like German hobo???

What. The. Fuck?!

This night turns out to be the weirdest in my whole life!

Anyway, we defeat the hobo and get out of the pit as fast as we can.

“I need a long shower!”, shudders Tammy. “That was nasty!”

“Again I say it these aliens are freaks. What the hell was that?!”

“Don’t know, don’t care. Come on, N.K. let’s free Mr. Marsh and then get out of here. I’m done with this spaceship.”

Couldn’t agree more.

Easily we free Mr. Marsh and he jumps up from the table in joy.

“Ah! Oh! Oh, you did it! Thanks, kiddo! I don't know who you are or if you're real, but consider me... your friend. Until we meet again!”

And with that, he leaves us!

Tammy and I blink, look at each other, and then back at the door Mr. Marsh runs out.

“Don’t tell me an adult just left us here?!”, I shriek angrily.

I thought we would flee together since he knows how do to it!

My new friend signs and blows a strain of her hair from her face.

“You know, I don’t know why I even was surprised. The adults in this town, let us kids hanging every time. We have to take care of our own problems.”, she deadpans.

I facepalm.

“South Park is fucked up.”

“Preach it, sis.”

I put my hands on my waist and walk around thinking.

“Okay, what should we do now, any ideas?”

Tammy crosses her arms.

“Well, we need to get out…”, she frowns, but seems to have an idea. “Okay, that mind sound crazy, but what about if we kidnap the ship and make it fly back to South Park?”

I stare surprised at her, which makes her blush.

“What?”

“Are you saying we should pull a GTA on the aliens and take the ship for us?”

“Erm…yes?”

“Sis, let’s do this! That idea is amazing!”

I take her hand and we run out of the room after we picked up the shiny crystal of course. It’s pretty!

We turn to the elevator that we didn’t use and at least Mr. Marsh is so nice to tell me via Facebook that this is the way out.

But since Tammy and I are going to pull a GTA, we use to Elevator to travel to the cockpit.

I shit you not two aliens dressed like normal pilots on Earth navigate it.

I would have laughed if Tammy and I didn’t need concrete to kick their asses.

These assholes have a machine with them which gives them shields.

So we take out the machine before we beat up the pilots.

After we won, each of us girls sits down in one pilot seat and we try to understand how to fly the ship.

Okay, we are smashing buttons and pulling levers.

Not like we can read the aliens writing.

If we are talking about incomprehensible things, why make the alien’s cow noises?

What’s up with that?

“Okay, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea!”, admins Tammy, trying to pull the spaceship up.

“Not like we had other choices!”, I remind her, also trying to pull the ship up.

We manage to fly it over the South Park Mall and that’s when all goes to shit.

I don’t know what we did wrong, but the ship is falling and will crash into the mall!

If I don’t think of something we are going to die!

Again it’s like my body and mind know what to do.

I take Tammy’s bridal style and spit from my mouth a large golden orb. It destroys the spaceship shell.

Then I jump out from the falling spaceship and…float in the air!

With wide eyes and mouths Tammy and I watch how the spaceship completely destroyed the South Park Mall.

Thank the lord that my subconscious or whatever knew what to do or we would be crispy toast now.

I hope there wasn’t anyone more on the ship.

“Damn son.”, curses Tammy and grips me tighter.

“I want to add a fucking, a damn fucking son to it.”

Slowly I fly us down to the ground.

That’s when in a flash my Magical Girl transformation wears off and I’m back to normal N.K. with glasses and all.

“Cute glasses and cute P.J.”, compliments me, Tammy.

I can’t help but laugh.

Tammy joins me after a second.

What a crazy night!

“Okay, that’s where I live.”, I tell Tammy.

She lives further down the street and insists that I should get home first since I’m practically a walking corpse after using my Magical Girl form.

Okay, she is right.

I can barely stand on my legs and shake uncontrolled. If she hadn’t held me I would have faceplanted a lot of times.

“Your house is nice.”, she says. “You think you can manage to go to your room?”

“Don’t worry, you helped me a lot to drag my ass back here. I can manage the last meters.”, I reassure her.

We hug each other and share our Facebook and smartphone numbers.

“You message me when you are home!”, I remind her.

“You message me when you are in your room.”, she also reminds me.

In agreement we shake hands, then we hug each other again and anyone for themselves makes their way to their home.

With my last force, I enter my bedroom and fall on my bed tired.

I’m so exhausted!

Sleeping Beauty did the right thing.

I could also sleep for 100 years.

Still, I find the force to text Tammy that I’m safe in my room and she texts back that she is in hers also.

At least we both are save home now.

With a groan, I roll myself in my blanket and close my eyes.

It’s going to be so hard to wake up tomorrow or should I say today for school.

Stupid kidnapping aliens that had to come in the middle of the night!

The only good things in this whole messed up adventure was meeting Tammy and…realizing I’m a Magical Girl.

…Oh yeah, there was that!

Didn’t I want to freak out about that?

I mean, I don’t know where these powers suddenly came from. No cat gave me a brooch, I just transformed alone.

…Meh, fuck it, I’m too tired for a crisis.

Future N.K. shall take care of this.

With that, I fall asleep for the second time.

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Don't rush if you have a headache.

I am a huge fan and I will be patient for any chapter that you write.

The headache is more metaphorically, but thank you :D

I will try to no stress out myself so much ^^

Updates: 23.05.2023

Hi, my loves!

I update my South Park story. Chapter 3 is now online and ready to read!

Also, I have been working on redoing chapter 8 of Isekai'd as Chloe. I'm just unsure what I can add since the chapter is too short for my taste.

Anyway, I will concrete for now on South Park and Isekai'd as Chloe.

For now.

It can change any day, like how I'm feeling XD

Please enjoy my crappy writing!

Till the next update!

Update 28.05.2023: Isekai'd as Chloe my headache

Hi my loves!

Here we are with a new update about my FFs.

Especially Isekai'd as Chloe.

As you follow my writing blog you have seen that I update my South Park FF three times this week. I'm in a good flow with it right now and will contine on writing it. ^^

Now we come to my second FF I wanted to concreted on: Isekai'd as Chloe.

I manage to polish the grammer and spelling of Chapter 8, but for my taste the chapter needs to be longer.

It's missing something.

But my creativy for ML is lacking.

I'm just...so disconected from it.

I really, really don't enjoy writing for it.

But I want to finesh it.

So I'm asking you.

Do you want something specif happen?

Maybe your ideas will motived me or I will use them, because alone I aren't gonna get out of that writer's blog. I will give you of course credit.

If this doesn't help either, I will put Isekai'd on Chloe on infinity haitus till on day I find it in myself to write for it again.

I needed to tell you all this.

You have the right to know that a FF you like is struggling and will probaly be on haitus for a long time.

I wish I had better news for you, but I won't lie to you.

I'm this close to just abandon/delete Isekai'd as Chloe since it makes me only sad. 😞

Anyway, wish you all a nice day/night!

Till next time! 😘