Merlin: Im Kind Of Crushing On Someone, But Im Worried About Telling You Who It Is, Because Youre Not

Merlin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Gwaine: Just rip the bandage off. Merlin: It’s Arthur. Gwaine: Put the bandage back on.

Merlin as things I said

Merlin: I want to murder myself

Gwaine: Shove a stick up my ass and call me a corn dog

Morgana: Shut the fuck up I'm doing witchy shit

Mordred: I'm making cinnamon packs

Arthur: Holy fuckles it's knuckles

Elyan: Cha cha real smooth

Lancelot: it's a prickly stickly

Morgause: what did i tell you about killing people without me?!

Leon: I love the Mickey Mouse Crack House

Gwen: Coffee is the only thing that keeps me from killing you idiots

Percival: *getting choked* Harder Daddy

Merlin: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Lancelot: You know those things will kill you, right? Gwaine, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Leon, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Merlin: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Merlin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Mordred: Emrys?

Merlin: What?

Mordred: You kicked me in your sleep

Merlin: who said i was asleep?