Bbc Gwaine - Tumblr Posts
Merlin: Gwaine... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Gwaine: Your note told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Merlin:
Merlin: I wrote sanitize, Gwaine.
Lancelot: You know those things will kill you, right? Gwaine, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Leon, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Merlin: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Merlin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Gwaine: Just rip the bandage off. Merlin: It’s Arthur. Gwaine: Put the bandage back on.
Merlin: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Gwaine, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Merlin: both
Merlin: Are you ready to commit?
Gwaine: like, a crime or to a relationship?
Great answer
Gaius, going over Merlin's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Merlin: Yes
Gaius: Okay... may I know what you create?
Merlin: Problems.
Thinking of a kinda gen Merlin scenario where Arthur finds out Merlin likes men and at first it's kinda uncomfortable with Merlin being like "I don't look at you like that or anything" and Arthur is awkwardly trying to process this but then after a moment he's like. Well why not. You got something to complain about???? Am I, a handsome prince and fierce warrior, not desirable enough for you???? And he's genuinely outraged for not fucking reason and Merlin is like God fucking dammit of course he would be insufferable about this too. So naturally he goes "well I've seen better" and Arthur is like "do tell" (disbelievingly and exasperatedly -because obviously his servant has rubbish taste, and quite frankly Merlin is in no position to have such high standards) and Merlin has this thing where his mouth moves faster than his brain whenever Arthur needs to be put in his place so he goes, immediately and without hesitation, "Gwaine, for one" and Gwaine, who is present along with the rest of the knights when this happens, looks oddly pleased at that and is literally preening for the rest of the week (Merlin lets him have this)
I haven't thought about how this would end but probably with Gwaine and Arthur fighting for Merlin's attention (yes even if Arthur is straight and not in love with him)(Gwaine would elope with Merlin in a second)
*Me rediscovering my love for Merlin and my otps in the show*
the Merlin tag should just come with a one or two word explanation as to why we’re randomly trending every two months. For example: ‘sad’ ‘very sad’ or my personal favourite ‘utter despair’
I’m writing an outline for an omegaverse Merlin fic (as if I didn’t have enough wips already lmao) and it just occurred to me how much Gwaine feels like an omega. Like he reeks of omega vibes