HL Incorrect Quote #100

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

Ominis (after MC and Sebastian get in trouble /plan failed AGAIN): I don’t like saying I told you so, but-

Sebastian: The hell you don’t, it’s your favorite phrase.

(Garreth leans over a steals some of MC’s chocolate)

MC: Are you sure you want to do that?

Garreth: (teasing) It’s just chocolate. What are you gonna do? Kill me?

MC: (inhales violently before yelling) Sebastian! Garreth just tried to kiss me!

(Sebastian sprints across the courtyard, wand raised.)

Sebastian: You better start running, Weasley, before I hex out your tongue!!

MC: I won’t but he might.

Ominis: Now, are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solutio-

Sebastian: Oh, the problem, definitely.

Ominis: Th - that was rhetorical, you-

MC: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it already is. ✨

Ominis: ....

Ominis: Where’s Sebastian? MC: Around. Ominis: Around? Ominis: You don’t have any idea, do you? Sebastian: *Drops down from above* Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Sebastian: Do you trust me?

MC: Yes.

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I see the past year has taught you nothing.