90% of my posts are about the seawing royal family and i'm not even sorry about it
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Clay: Why Isnt The Statue Smirking At Me?Tsunami: It Isnt Smirking At Anyone, Theyre All Just Imagining
Clay: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Tsunami: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Clay: Three of us saw it, Tsunami. How do you explain that? Tsunami: *points at Glory* Sleep deprivation. *points at Starflight* Paranoia. *points at Sunny* Delusional personality disorder.
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