90% of my posts are about the seawing royal family and i'm not even sorry about it
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Darkstalker: If I Die, My Funeral Is Going To Be The Biggest Party Ever And Youre All InvitedClearsight:
Darkstalker: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Clearsight: If? Fathom: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Glory: Where is the idiot anyways?
Deathbringer: I’m right here.
Glory: Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time
Clearsight: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Darkstalker: Stop romanticizing the past.