Hi All! This Is My New Blog, Moving From @eproctoanderucto Because I Want To Be Able To Reply And Follow

hi all! this is my new blog, moving from @eproctoanderucto because I want to be able to reply and follow from my kink account.

pls follow here if you follow my old blog! thanks :)

My favorite thing right now, I just can’t stop thinking about scenarios like this, where someone is super gassy but completely unashamed so whenever the feel the need they just push it out without worrying about the sound or smell and when the inevitable happens and they shart they just keep pushing like it’s just a fart, completely unbothered by the growing pile of shit in their underwear before continuing to go about their day

NEVER SAW THIS. Going insane about this for a moment! Do you think they'd keep pushing for relief or for their own entertainment? If Entertainment, imagine them rubbing their ass against something only to release a killer bubbler that lasts a minute long leaving a stain in the underwear they're wearing. Oh God, what if they do it for relief only ,, lifting their leg and releasing whatever was trapped inside no matter the circumstances of it being shit or not. It makes their seat rumble each time and they just moan happily as If they didn't just shit themselves. (Or damn near close to it)

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The impressive fart echoed out of your best friend as he lay next to you while you pretended not to hear and scrolled down your phone.

"Sorry for that." He chuckled wafting a hand behind his ass. It was the first time he'd farted in front of you since seeing that fart fetish picture in your camera roll. You both pretended it didn't happen at the time.

"It's fine." You mumbled idly. But it wasn't fine. The flatulence had reached your nose and it was one of his worst, that signature rotten eggy smell.

"Phew! If you say so." He'd obviously gotten a whiff of it himself as he sniffed. You tried to not sniff too obviously as your dick started to harden against the mattress.

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"Dang what did I eat today?" Something bad obviously, you thought as the stench lingering around the two of you grew stronger. You were barely even pretending to look at your phone as you glanced over to see him wincing and arching his back a little.

PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT

Your walls shook as the ass gas rumbled out from his jeans. "Heh my ass has got power today!" Your face felt like it was on fire as he smiled at you.

He changed his tone a bit. "Sorry man I'm not trying to tease you ya know-" He trailed off.

"What do you mean?" You looked directly at him swallowing your nerves.

"Just thought you might like it..." Now he looked a little reserved still smirking but a bit embaressed. You always thought he had a bit of a crush (just as you did) but since he'd seen the fart stuff you gave up hope on that.

But seeing him as embaressed as you were you pushed your head towards him and kissed him. He kissed you back. You pulled his body towards yours. Doing so forced an involuntary but still powerful fart out of him. He finally broke the kiss as you both inhaled his rancid brand of fart stink.

"Damn does that mean I'm gonna need to get even gassier for you now?" He joked smirking.

"Oh it gets worse?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Don't take my word for it." He pulled you back in.

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As your gut lurched at the stink you realised he wasn't lying.

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Imagine you're under a girl's skirt deepthroating her and she suddenly grabs your hair, pushes you down to the base of her cock and farts, then tells you not to choke or you're swallowing the next one 🥰

blowjob farts are so🥴 like you're already sputtering with how hard they're fucking your face.. heady, thick stench of their musk suffocating as they pound into the back of your throat. making some comment about giving you something real to choke on before they're plunging balls-deep into your throat and shoving your nose right up their hairy, stinking hole — mouth full of their cock, leaving you no choice but to breathe in nice and deep as these monstrous, putrid rippers start blowing out their pucker.. hot and muggy and so goddamn eye-watering you cant tell if you're gagging around their cock or their gas.

another one from last night

[PFFFVTRPLTPLRLRPLTPLRPRLLRPRLLRPRLPTLRPTPLRVVPRLTPLTRPRLVVVVVVRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!]

Sephiroth lifted xyr right cheek and unleashed a rippling, splatter-sounding fart. It sounded so wet, it was impossible to think all that came out was air, but it was. Sephiroth slumped xyr thick ass back on the bed and sighed loudly. Xe ran xyr fingers through xyr silky split bangs, xyr forehead dripping with sweat.

"Augh- dude, what the fuck!" said Zack. The dark-haired man was dead center in the blast zone. He could see some of Sephiroth's pillows ruffle and bounce from where they sat and waves in xyr sheets created by the wind.

Zack clasped his nose shut, the smell of moldy cheese and hot garbage tainting the walls of his mouth and nostrils. He breathed out. "Gaia, how are you so fucking gassy? I'm lactose intolerant and I've never smelled or… let out a thing like this." Zack's eyes fluttered as they welled up. Sephiroth's farts were like staring into each and every layer of an onion.

"I'm lactose intolerant, too, Zack." Sephiroth arched up xyr knees and put xyr hands by xyr sides. "Well, not by a lot. It's just those white cheeses." Xe scratched xyr wet forehead and leaned forward.

[VVVVVVLOOLRORLLRORPORLRLORORPOROORORORLRORARPAPAPRRARPARAPARAPRAPRPARPRAPRAPRAOARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!!!]

Sephiroth clenched their teeth, feeling the sensitive skin of their asshole sputter and stretch with horrible gas. Their pillow fell and their sheets rippled. Zack jumped from his seat at the disgusting motor sound and stared as his partner farted uncontrollably.

When they stopped, they looked exhausted. Their arms and legs slumped down, as did their head and neck. Their hair, now frizzy after being caught into two monstrous farts, drooped around their tired body like a long veil.

Zack could hear their trembling breath. He could've sworn he could make out their heartbeat, too, had his ears not hurt so much. "I'm honestly a little jealous, but... I'm not gonna say anything cuz I know you're in-" Zack paused to give an awkward chuckle. "-a lot of pain, buddy."

The air was impossibly sour, so much so that it stung. Zack was scared to swallow any saliva while he could taste Sephiroth's reeking ass. It was also so humid, Zack could feel a moisture build up on his skin. The sleeves that engulfed the partners' armpits immediately became damp.

The General turned their head to the younger SOLDIER. "Thank you for your sympathy, Zack." Their voice was hoarse. It must be the smell.

[PRRAAAVVVVIIIIIIIIRRRRROOOPLOOPLPLOPLOLLOLSHHHHHHHOOOORRROOOOAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPTPTPPTPPTPPT!!!]

Sephiroth kicked up his long leg and unleashed another ripper. This one was launched across his room and slowly started to spread out. What hadn't made it to the other side stayed with his other massive clouds of gas. Sephiroth looked to his side, fanning his face. Zack reeled back and followed suit. The younger man's scalp was drizzled in sweat.

"Holy shit…" he said. "No more cheesy pasta for you, man." Zack rested his elbows on his knees and giggled.

"Like I'll ever," Sephiroth said, stubborn and sly. "I give up pasta and you give up grilled cheese and cereal."

"What? No way!" Zack leaned back in surprise.

"Angeal and I aren't letting you stink up our kitchen again."

"You stink up the kitchen all the time!! And the living room!" Zack waved his hands in front of himself.

"I'm not listening to that. You have worse lactose intolerance than I and take full advantage of it."

Zack crossed his strong arms and pouted. "Whatever. You're not any better if you keep eating cheese."

"I guess we'll call it even then." Sephiroth gave Zack a smirk, their green eyes shimmering.

"Suuuuure," said Zack, rolling his eyes. Rolling them made sure he wouldn't get too flustered looking into Sephiroth's.

Thicc white lady farts super loud