BD-1 Tries To Wake Up Cal So He Downloads An Alarm Sound But Its The Same Alarm Cal Had On Bracca So

BD-1 tries to wake up Cal so he downloads an alarm sound but it’s the same alarm Cal had on Bracca so he wakes up in a panic thinking he’s late for work, gets dressed in two seconds and tries to run out the door only to break his nose when he runs into the wall of the Mantis. He’s still half asleep.

Imagine a Clone trooper Meowing at a tooka, and trying to pet it, and the tooka just looks at them like they're an idiot.

[Jaster Mereel ends up in clone wars era]

Jaster: so when you said you have a lot of brothers I was imagining maybe 4 or 5

Fox, thinking of his batch: yeah that’s what I meant

Jaster: I’ve counted at least 25 people who look just like Jango

Fox: oh! You mean in total? Like a few million

Jaster, internally: didn’t he say he was ace???

So what you're saying is that he would get along with Mando if they ever met.

And one of them would have an existential crisis that their janky laser sword is now the signifier of being king(his best friends are definitely laughing at him for it.), and the other is probably relieved that he doesn't have to be king and isn't the only one that accidentally became a king(Boba Fett is most definitely also laughing).

Tarre Vizsla except everything about him was glorified and turned into a legend.

He didn’t die on Mandalore, he gave a speech a little too well and when he left the room to throw up cause he never quite got over his stage fright he was proclaimed king and then ran away in the middle of the night out of embarrassment.

He’s literally just a guy. Boring ass guy. Most interesting thing about him is that he’s a Jedi and also madalorian. Short as fuck. Retakes a public speaking class every year or so cause he’s so bad in front of crowds. Everyone makes fun of his janky ass lightsaber. His two best friends are in a casual lesbian situation ship and he forgets sometimes cause he’s aroace. His first padawan was taller than him by the time she turned 17. He gets sad if he can’t pet someone’s dog.

But they sure as hell can read body language.

wait considering tuskens have a non-human appearance and always keep their faces covered? i bet they can't read human facial expressions in the slightest