In Other News, It Is Now Not Only Morally Acceptable But The Morally Correct Thing To Do To Pirate The

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.

The rest of the month’s content is much more entertaining, I promise.

Hell yeah, the wild magic table is absurd. There’s stuff like

You summon a unicorn

You cast fireball centered on yourself

Roll a d10. Your age changes by the number you rolled

You instantly grow a long, black beard of feathers. It explodes the next time you sneeze.

Each creature within thirty feet of you becomes invisible

Etc.

okay I might be incredibly late to this particular party but I decided to actually read through the Wild Magic Surge table in full following the most recent TAZ Graduation episode and there’s this:

He looks like a centaur without the horse (that was yesterday)

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg