I Love Ur Drawing Style

i love ur drawing style

Thank you!! You sent this when I had already drawn a few Eskels, so you get one of those as well!

dumb among us headcanons for the witcher:

lambert always acts sus; during emergency meetings, he’s always too dry and sarcastic for people to take him seriously, or he’s angry and cagey, so he always gets voted outta the ship. surprisingly good impostor, even better if he’s teaming up with kiera or geralt. typically gets killed off.

eskel is the best impostor, don’t even. dude can charm and lie outta any situation and will almost always throw geralt and/or lambert under the bus. one time, he and lambert were both the impostor, but cause lambert killed him first in an earlier round, eskel killed kiera and then managed to convince everyone that lambert did the deed. dude can be hella petty.

jaskier lies about everything. will lie that he isn’t the impostor. will lie that he is the impostor. will lie that he saw geralt murder yennefer despite not being in the room. will lie that he’s done all of his tasks. never gets killed off, never gets voted out. how?????

geralt is still trying to understand the controls, ciri help, ciri stop laughing, ciri how to do i call an emergency meeting, ciri why am i a ghost now, ciri how do ghosts carry out tasks, theY DON’T HAVE HANDS, CIRI

yennefer is a human lie detector and can almost always sniff out the imposter. she chooses not to expose jaskier, ‘cause they enjoy fucking with geralt. when she’s impostor, she always wins.

vesemir just wants to complete his tasks, leave him and his little blob spaceman alone, he just wants to stop this ship from malfunctioning, everyone leave him alone, he didn’t even want to play this stupid game

ciri finishes her tasks first, every time. she should’ve even be playing the game, it’s past her bedtime, but if kiera is babysitting her, then it’s fair game. also, she can’t sleep when she knows her dad is sulking at the computer cause he sucks with technology so, so, so bad.

kiera plays just to irritate lambert. she always hunts him down before everyone else. if lambert dies first, chances are, kiera is the impostor. always cheats by venting, ffs, kiera, stop using the fucking vents!

triss gets angry whenever people are too quick to vote, like fucking hell, at least wait for the evidence to build up, you’re ruining the game! also cheats by calling yennefer up midway through the game to plot nefarious deeds of subterfuge and sabotage.

leto plays without anyone knowing it’s really him. he changes his name every time, pretending to be iorweth, roche, zoltan and even priscilla. he dutifully carries out his tasks, but he always cheats. his one mistake was playing as valdo marx one time. no one’s ever heard such a roar emit from jaskier before and for the first time, in a long time, leto feels a flicker of fear.

I am in love with your Eskel and want to court him

I don't draw him often, but he still is my fav

The Bard's Gone Feral

“Ciri looked up into his face and barely restrained her frightened scream. He wasn’t human. Although he stood on two legs, although he smelled of sweat and smoke, although he wore ordinary human clothes, he was not human. No human can have a face like that, she thought.”

AH I’m so happy with this commission that @lebzpel did for me! Highly recommend going to Leb for anything your heart might desire, art-wise.

I’ve made some more wolf geralt headcanons, would you like some wolf geralt headcanons? Here, have some wolf geralt headcanons you poor children.

I do think someone gives him a toy. I don’t think it’s from one of his brothers or Jaskier, but it’s from a little girl who was taught that he was the white wolf, not the butcher and wanted to give him something so he’s protected too. Him as normal adores the fuck out of the toy, but his wolf form has an obsession with it. The first time the wolf brothers see it, Geralt has been whining up a storm, shifting from side to side with nervousness while Jaskier gets the toy. If the toy isn’t by his side most of the winter, everyone’s going to hear him whine until it’s found.

Geralt blends in really well with the snow, so when it’s just beginning to snow, him, Eskel and Lambert race outside to play hide n seek. Geralt does it because it’s fun and tires him out, for Eskel and Lambert it helps with their hunting skills, mostly like smell and sight. It’s really funny to see Geralt lay down completely to try and camouflage in the snow, with his golden eyes shining so bright.

Geralt nannies the fuck out of Ciri when she comes along. She is now apart of the pack, she must be protected!! He followed her around everywhere, being there for support if she needed to lean on something, pulling her out of the way when the other wolves, +bard, are trying to get things done. If they’re somewhere and Geralt has a sudden feeling of danger, he’ll do everything is wolf self can to get Ciri out of there and safely somewhere else. Ciri is also the only one who can bribe Geralt into doing tricks.

If he’s tired after a long day of training, he’ll shift into his wolf form sometimes, and wherever he is at whatever time, he’s going to lay down and stay there. Jaskier jokes about him being a lap wolf, it’s all fun n games until Geralt turns into this huge fluffy white wolf and crushes your legs with pure hunting muscles. Eskel only likes it’s when he’s had a bad night, Geralt always sticks with him after a bad night. He’s with Lambert most of the nights, poor baby wolf so sensitive to the cold keep. When he’s not with either of them, he’s with Jaskier laying his head on his stomach and Jaskier petting his head. He sings for him and massages his ears, and in return Geralt keeps Jaskier warm and licks his face when Jaskier is joking with him.

Last one, but when Geralt gets excited over something, his tail wags like no tomorrow and doesn’t care what he’s hitting with it. If it’s a body part, better hope it can stand it. But if it’s a hard object, like a door or a counter corner and it has that steady beat to it, Jaskier totally makes up a song on the spot to the beat of Geralt’s tail.

I hope that was enjoyable, if you want to add anything I’d love to see it!!