Eskel Might Be The *polite One* But Hes Got Mad Shit On Everyone On The Continent And He WILL Spill It

Eskel might be the *polite one* but he’s got mad shit on everyone on the continent and he WILL spill it if deserved (and no one knows how he got it because he seems like such a nice shy witcher man but actually he’s been directly involved in every weird royal scandal for the past near-century)

He’s got his own burn book and everything. He can and will shit talk, don’t test him

If you are thinking about soft headcanons for Eskel/Eist, I would very much love to hear them 😍

I know I was asked this a few days ago but I wanted to sit and let my thoughts kind of brew, and instead of soft wholesome headcanons, I totally think they’d be that soft chaotic ship?

Like I bet they totally did the dirty on a house roof once, or head a picnic in a tree. They’ve totally trained and sparred together too, and has made out in every hidden place they could find, twice. I saw something for Eist and Eskel, but also Calanthe was also apart of what they had and I agree

I bet Eskel gets scrambled after a night with those two, it also probably keeps Calanthe on her high horse, knowing she can reduce a witcher like Eskel to pleads and begs.

the naming of lil bleater suggests the existence of another, larger bleater

The larger Bleater is this boulder he found once that was shaped like a goat, so far only he’s discovered it

Y’know, I would love to hear some of your headcanons you have on Eskel(+everyone else), I also want to hear nicknames people may have for them too, because nicknames are awesome.

Gimme your thoughts >:)

Eskel: Let’s get high on shrooms and run around the woods and dance around a fire pretending to be be forest spirits!

Everyone: No! That’s dangerous and illegal!?

Eskel, making sure to push that side of himself deep deep down: Y-yeah. Okay.....

Totally want to add to this, I love each and everyone’s ideas of this, omg they’re so soft and good😭

I totally agree Aidan makes his ownclothes, and soon after sharing that fact, everyone wants to buy from him so he opens a small online store where you can totally buy some of his handmade clothes. Lambert is one of the only ones who sometimes works with him (and by that I mean he sits there or brings Aidan some snacks for break time) I’d like to also think that they have kinda been their own little thing and Jaskier, Geralt and Eskel want to meet Aidan, and they all collectively meet and it’s a mess. They’ve decided to cook something for an upcoming event or birthday and Vesemir was no happy returning to a destroyed kitchen.

As for Geralt, trust me I love the hobo aesthetic, personally one of my favourites for him, but could you also imagine that he just also. doesn’t care? Like if someone were to hand him anything clothes related, like a crop top or a skirt, doesn’t matter clothes are clothes. Hands down totally think Jaskier hands him some of his clothes and fans reconizes them in one of his videos.

@j-a-pankratz is right, it sure as hell is Eskel who sings with Jaskier. At first, Eskel doesn’t want it to be posted, he’s so embarrassed, but Geralt and Lambert took a small Snapchat video of him and people are totally encouraging him, so he tells Jask he can post it and there’s so much positivity that comes his way. He only does it a few more times, out of shot mostly, he’s warming up to the idea.

Finally for Vesemir, some of the fans find old videos of Vesemir during his golden years and he starts trending on everything, he doesn’t go outside for a while after that.

FOUND THE CURSED SHIT. I THINK I POSTED THIS BEFORE BUT IT SAYS IVE ADDED TO THIS RECENTLY SO IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN BECAUSE WO W ITS V E R Y CURSED AND I ✨HATE IT✨.