The Naming Of Lil Bleater Suggests The Existence Of Another, Larger Bleater

the naming of lil bleater suggests the existence of another, larger bleater

The larger Bleater is this boulder he found once that was shaped like a goat, so far only he’s discovered it

Sooo, uh, yeah. This happened today.

I was pondering through my tumblr, like ya do, and I was amused that @a-kind-of-merry-war seems to adore frogs as much as the witcher…. and well, then this happened. 5 hours later, behold: The Witcher, befroggled edition. 

I have this headcanon that Eskel at some point slept with Eist Tuirseach while helping out some bear pals in Skellige. It might have even been more than once. Eist still considers him a friend forever after that and Eskel truly does enjoy the company of the mischievous Skelligen prince. They have a lot in common and they get along very well.

This is an interesting one, cause isn’t Eist the king of Cintra? I’ve not read the books just yet and I’m just starting the video game series’s o I’m not that informed about his formally position as being the Skelligen Prince. Love to think about Eist talking his way into letting Eskel or other Witcher’s with Eskel to the kingdom and trading though, he always tells other Witcher’s to let Eskel know he’s still around for another good time wink wink nudge nudge it makes Geralt’s super uncomfortable at times too, he’s like “stop party wacking my brother >:(“

I know this bitter life may feel

Ungentle and at times unkind

It bears within itself the fear

Of being someone else it’s fine but

You, my lovely friend have nothing

But a spine, but a spine

Getting a sunburn somewhere remote where poppies grow tall

Jaskier: damn boy you make my heart skip a bleat😔

Eskel: :( that’s not good for your health

Jaskier: do you like cuddling? Me too, we should do it together sometime on my bed.😉

Eskel: aww Jask, I wish I could but I can’t today

Jaskier: why 😭😭 what could possibly be more important than cuddling with the best bard?

Eskel: it’s Lil Bleater’s birthday

At one point Jaskier would probably start sexting the witchers... but for cuddles. Like

Jaskier: Hey handsome ❤️

Lambert: wtf

Jaskier: Wachu doing tonight? 🥺

Lambert: are you drunk??

Jaskier: *sends picture of his bed*

Lambert: jaskier wtf im married!?

Jaskier: 🤭😜 Bring Aiden with you

Jaskier: We could...

Jaskier: cuddle 😉

Lambert: ...

Jaskier: PLEASE!! 🥺🥺 Geralt is on a hunt and I'm lonely!!

And all witchers agree that it's freaking weird, but they still come over anyways.

Y’know, I would love to hear some of your headcanons you have on Eskel(+everyone else), I also want to hear nicknames people may have for them too, because nicknames are awesome.

Gimme your thoughts >:)