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hc of the day
geordi’s sister has a kid, about 2 years old, and sometimes geordi and cutie babysit. the child freaking loves cutie. they read their mind to know what’s wrong when they’re crying and stuff, and that child absolutely loves them for it.
soon as cutie the room or anything, the lil sweetheart is either reaching or crying out for them.
when cutie holds them they immediately fall asleep, like.
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geordi and cutie have small “bets”, where they try to guess why the baby is upset. what’s funny is cutie is always right, so they don’t even need to use telepathy.
literally have a draft ab this. y’all we must manifest this
So given recent developments about October.
All I want is full DAMN crew Halloween audio.
I don’t even know what exactly I want from it, I just know that my soul yearns for it.
hc of the day <3
nicknames fl has for damien specifically for pissing him off:
- damey pooh
- damey baby
- dee dee
- pookie dee
- d man (lmfao he absolutely hates this one. fl does too but they sacrifice it just to make him mad)
- sunny d
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he’s grown to like gav calling him “wildfire”. hearing his explanation has since made him proud to be called that, in a way. lol he won’t ever admit it tho.
do u have anymore cutie angst 😞🫶🏻
as a matter of fact, yes 🙏🏾 gotta do some finishing touches tho <3
hc of the day
-freelancer and gavin (mostly gavin) always say “kick that ass, champ” or “good luck champ” and stuff like that to lasko to make fun of him for that one time he said it to fl.
-if one says it the other immediately starts laughing and lasko gets so embarrassed, lol.
-it’s literally become part of fl’s vocab when they’re like playing smash or something, they’ll be cheering him on and telling him to “kick that ass champ!” LMFAO
-damien and hux have no idea what’s goin on but laugh anyway bc they find lasko’s reaction funny
- sometimes fl and gav say it at the same time and bust out laughing and lasko is DEVASTATED. and sometimes when they’re watching a movie or something and someone says “champ” they look at each other giggle (while lasko sighs in embarrassment ).
- huxley has started calling him champ too now, he isn’t aware of the joke but y’all know how supportive he is. he’s tryna be sweet 😭
okay fl and lasko’s listener both having trauma relating to rain/storms, and reacting in opposing ways. fl sits out in the rain often, constantly going around water actually, like in that audio with gav. and lasko’s listener tries to avoid those things entirely. i really wanna see how’d they act with each other, because tbh they seem similar in some ways.
now that we know lasko’s listener is afraid of storms, i think it’s safe to say he won’t be calling them “raincloud”, lol
d.a.m.n crew learning dreamwalking magic and joining each others dreams like every night.
that’s all bye
spoilers for gav
the “yes baby”, bro i fainted. wtf.
lasko watching damien burn his papers to a crisp because he couldn’t get extra classes:
ts killin me man
vincent the type to turn into a bat in the middle of an argument
+eric confirmed hux’s favorite cereal is cap n crunch and he eats it dry lmao
Once I was sitting in the car outside the Walgreens, and this dude walks out. Huge, tall, absolutely jacked. Tank top and gym shorts. Holding single box of Cap’n Crunch by the top with one hand. No bag or anything.
And immediately I was like. Yes. Huxley energy.
Hope that guy’s having a good day.
Idk why but I imagine that Damien and FL call each other the worst insults. But there's something in the tones of their voices so the other know it's just in jest.
It took a bit for the rest of the DAMN fam to recognize those tones, so they were pretty concerned if Damien and FL actually considered each other friends.
Heaven forbid someone outside of the friend group tries to insult Damien or FL in front of the other because they'll be on the other end of the most brutal roast (maybe literally in Damien's case) that they've ever experienced.
they did 😩
When will Huxley’s moms adopt the whole DAMN crew???
thinking about fl and gavin being known around campus as the couple that..does stuff with other people. and everyone wants to get “recruited” lol
whole time it isn’t even true 😭 (i mean..it really only happens once in a blue moon)
so many people are crushing on the both of them it ain’t even funny
freelancer, lasko, & damien 🤝🏾 mommy issues
contrary to popular belief, i believe kody is conventionally attractive. he takes care of himself visually so he looks well, contradictory to his personality.
he has good hygiene and everything, so the average person who meets him won’t think his true self is what it is.
he’s one of the types of people who you just feel weird about though. sometimes you feel a certain vibe, but you move on. damien felt that vibe and just knew something was off.
so did freelancer, but they always want to give people the benefit of the doubt. they’re always right about their instincts too, that’s the sad thing. but because of who they are, they can’t bring themselves to judge people.
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it’s one of the reasons why he was so upset about his “image” being ruined. no one would’ve thought he was that kind of person.
“for several reasons” yup 💀
5+1 headcanons 👀
tagged by the glorious @romirola for a dose of headcanon this evening - i'm very happy to oblige! as always you may consider this an open tag from me if you'd like to join in on the fun, and we'll do a few no-pressure tags too: @zozo-01 @halscafe @autisticempathydaemon @thicchaco @mr-laveau @penncilkid mind if i pick your brain for a bit?? 💕💕
rules: share 5 redactedverse headcanons you hold, plus 1 headcanon you're still working on!
hcs under the cut!
william and vincent may not actually be biologically related [EDITOR: insert ‘blood relatives’ joke here], but they look similar enough that people often think they are.
this is not so much a headcanon as just my refusal to accept canon, but gavin coalesced LONG before 1990 - it was actually somewhere around the mid-1700s, although he only chose the name ‘gavin’ for himself in approximately the mid-1900s, not long after the end of WW2.
gavin and vincent are very good friends - they get on extremely well, and the double dates with freelancer and lovely are legendary, for several reasons.
the prime and imperium universe are not entirely separate from each other - sometimes, they bleed into each other without anybody really realising. it’s nothing too serious - a strange feeling of deja vu, or a weird dream, or a turn of phrase that just feels… right.
as beings of emotion, demons don’t naturally express themselves physically, making facial expressions and body language very difficult for them to both interpret and perform accurately without a lot of practice. because they aren’t designed to have physical bodies, they lack an innate sense of outwardly expressing and responding to emotional stimuli.
(well, +1) gavin might never admit it out loud, but he secretly daydreams a lot about being able to transform freelancer into a demon like him. even though he knows it’s never been done before, and may not even be possible, he doesn’t ever want to be apart from them and he wants so much more time with them than their human lifespan could allow.
thinking of freelancer unconsciously shifting away from lasko’s listener, because of their “water elemental” aura. not about the person at all, but they can’t help it. they aren’t even aware of it.
they take a step back upon meeting them, and always slightly lean away…among many other things.
eventually that stops though, once the aura is inherently associated with nothing more than trust and new, good memories.
you heard of "hating female characters for traits people would find interesting and morally grey in male characters", now get ready for "calling female characters annoying for traits they would consider interesting or quirky in a male character" and its twin sibling "accusing a female character of 'holding grudges' and 'being selfish/unforgiving' over something that people would consider 'traumatised' and 'still feeling hurt' in a male character"
hc time
so in the morning sometimes, freelancer will go for a walk or for a drive somewhere, and if they don’t feel like going all the way home they’ll stop by damien and hux’s house to like, take a shower or use the bathroom.
and they’ll do it without warning. damien used to be annoyed because they’ll just come by and knock loudly on the door. of course he was up by then, but he still hated it. lol
now he and hux are used to it. fl will come there and just walk past damien with a “hey” when he opens the door like they’re living there. they practically are, because hux has literally bought a robe, towel, and other stuff for them now too.
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fl doesn’t eat much in the morning, but after getting scolded by damien enough times, they’re trying to more. he’ll always ask if they’ve eaten yet and even if they say yes he’ll make them stay and eat breakfast with him and hux.