WILL! DROP ANOTHER PART OF IT, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

WILL! DROP ANOTHER PART OF IT, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐀𝐮!𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 + 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐲 𝐩𝐭.𝟐

[part 1] [part 3]

It’s a new day, the sun is shining, the camera pans into the office where Y/N stood there crossing her arms while talking to pansy.

“Sooo, what’s up with you and mattheo? Like you two been at each other’s throat since I’ve been applied here.” Pansy says sitting on the counter where the coffee pot sat perfectly. You shrugged leaning against the counter she was on.

“He’s a fuckin' chump. A bum. And a no life. Plus he’s a nepo baby. So even if he gets fired from Draco or Tom. He’s still making more money than us combined.” Pansy frowned with a "really" face.

“Maybe you’re just sexually frustrated?” You gave her the same face. “I fuckin hate Matthew. Or is it mattheo? Matt? Matthew??”

Mattheo who heard the whole conversation paused outside of the break room.

The camera cuts to mattheo with disbelief on his face.

“MY FUCKIN' NAME IS MATTHEO! MAH-TAY/THEY-O. NOT MATTHEW??!” Mattheo then starts to sound out his name again to the camera. The cameraman backs up but mattheo is still ranting.

Mattheo then realizes and tries to reach out to the camera. “HEY, NO COME BACK HERE!” The cameraman starts to run which makes a commercial breakthrough.

The next scene shows pansy and y/n laughing, exiting out of the break room. Lorenzo waves at Y/N who cooed at him. Lorenzo blushed with a smile, sadly the poor man accidentally knocked into something. Too busy looking at the beauty that passed him, he knocked over the coffee pot to the outlet.

“Shit! Shit!” Lorenzo yells the camera zooms in on the outlet that starts to spark. Then starts a fire. Lorenzo then spots the fire extinguisher case and bashes it open with his arm. Tom who had seen that side eyes the room. Next scene shows Tom facing the camera. “He could’ve just opened it like a normal person.” The scene cuts back to Lorenzo trying to spray the fire out. But nothing comes out.

“WHAT KINDA FIRE EXTINGUISHER RUNS OUT OF EXTINGUISHER?!” He yells tossing the poor extinguisher at the outlet making the fire worsen.

Lorenzo screams with the camera quickly focusing to his face.

The scene cuts to Tom drinking out of his mug. His mug shows black coffee while the camera slowly focuses on Lorenzo screaming at the fire spreading in the break room.

“I fuckin' hate this job.” Tom says. He then leaves the frame only to show Tom I the next scene to go outside and get in his car and leave.

“Is he coming back?” The cameraman says from behind the camera. Tom speeds off the second the cameraman said that. “He’s not coming back…”

In the back, Draco immediately puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher that was in his office.

“I..I did it! See, now I earn respect—” “no you don’t.” Theodore says, passing by the poor blonde man and picking up a passed out Lorenzo.

A/N: hey! I did this on my own time and was bored. So let me know if you want more parts or want this in a series! Love ya, and don’t be a stranger <3

Blaise: *yells from his dorm* “MATTHEO!”

Mattheo: *yells back* “WHAT?”

Blaise: “GET YOUR FUCKING RACOON, HE’S BEING CREEPY AGAIN!”

What pets I think they’d have

Theodore:

Name: Batman

Has a farting problem.

Is called Batman because he likes to sleep at daytime and jump from shelf to shelf at 4am.

Blaise:

Name: François the second (the first one, jumped out of the window. Blaise is still traumatized and visits his grave every now and then)

His best friend is Cornelius

They tried escaping once.

Lorenzo:

Name: Jeffrey

Survived jumping after François the first, eating rotten berries, missing for whole two weeks, almost eaten by a goat, sneaking into Snape’s office, and is somehow still alive.

Mattheo:

Name: David the magic cheese wizard

Likes to dress up as a wizard, that’s why the name.

Mattheo has an entire wall in his dorm, filled with David’s pictures.

Draco:

Name: Cornelius

Is best friends with François.

Is a distinguished little cook.

They tried escaping once

Regulus:

Name: Lord Bob Voldemort (Bobby)

Has terrorized François and Batman before. It is assumed that he is racist and American.

MERICAAAAAAA

What tattoos I think they’d have (except the dark mark)

(ITS JUST MY OPINION SO DONT HATE ON ME FFS)

I’m bored so here ❤️

Draco:

Enzo:

Blaise;

Theo:

Regulus:

Matt:

guys I love turkey but taking my privilege by not being able to watch shameless on Netflix is a crime

So I was listening to Señorita, cus no one can make me hate this song😫

And I got this idea

What about modern au, Mattheo that lives in spain x tourist Y/N, that asks him to take a picture of her or smt????

Cus in my mind this sounds good

LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE