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A Slytherin is..

A Slytherin is the type of friend to do something incredibly sweet and thoughtful for their friend but refuse to be thanked or hugged, the type of friend that calls over bearing parents assholes, the type of friend that's always there, the type of friend that holds grudges way to easily, the type of friend that never shares their problems, the type of friend that it's a privilege to be their friend, the type of friend that drives and picks up their sad friends, the type of friend that everyone is scared of, the type of friend that says cruel words too fast. The type of friend that slithers into your chest but never opens their walls.

Reposting for those insane tags that should NOT be ignored ⬇️

Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.

Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.

Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.

Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!

The Houses based on my friends

Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd

Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7

Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything

I’m quiet because...

Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud

Gryffindor: my actions speak 

Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response

Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything

Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.

Being Young and Green, I said in love's despite:

Never in the world will I to living wight

Give over, air my mind

To anyone,

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Pranking (Request)

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: Are you guys nervous about the presentation tomorrow?

Hufflepuff: I’m just hoping that everything will be alright!

Ravenclaw: I’m freaking out here! That will define our grades!

Slytherin: I’m chill.

Ravenclaw: HOW?!

Slytherin: I just keep in my mind that time is slowly passing by and our presentation doesn’t matter, because we are getting closer to our deaths and everything we know and care about is going to end. So why bother?

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: … Do you need a hug?

me talking about my grades and future ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better ▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

Second Year

McGonagall (stiffening): They’re here. I can feel it in the air.

Dumbledore: What do you feel?

McGonagall: Chaos. Terror. Mischief.

Flitwick (panicking): No no no no. It’s not time yet.

Slughorn (wiping the sweat off his face): I can’t do this, I can’t go through it again. They blew up my potions lab twice.

Dumbledore (gravely): We must. Remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.

Madame Pomfrey (crying): I can’t do it again.

McGonagall: We have to! We must!

12 year old James and Sirius busting down the door of Hogwarts: We’re back!

Remember when Harry accidentally did some magic and stormed out of the Dursley's his immediate reaction was planning his life as a outcast ? He's such a drama queen

And that's the reason he's James Potter's son !!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter is bisexual , change my mind I dare you

Remember when Ron got his Hogwarts letter in the fifth year and also found out that he's the prefect ?

Mrs Weasley was praising him saying : Oh wonderful Ron !! Everyone in the family is one .

And Fred and George said : then whom I and Fred are ? Next door neighbours ??!!

Harry : if you need something I'm 24/5

Gryffindors and the other Wizarding World : don't you mean 24/7 ??

Harry : Nope weekends are for Ron and Hermione :/

Do you ever think of Charlie Weasley as a asexual / aromantic ?

Cuz just think all the other siblings would be having crushes and all but , Charlie would be like : Guys !! DRAGONS !!!!!

I've three A's

A: Asexual

A: Aromantic

A: Anxiety