Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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I Have No Life
I have no life
Friends: Wanna go to the party at (insert name here)’s place?
Me: no, I’m watching hetalia
them: c’mon! It’ll be fun! lighten up!
Me: I can’t- England says I have to stay home
Them: Wtf man
Me: *aggressively now has no friends*
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Crush: The stars are beautiful tonight
Me: *looks at them*
Me: Bob says hello
Me: *tears up*
Me: *starts sobbing*
Me: *shakes crush* He deserved to live! D'you hear? Bob... Bob... BOB!
Crush:
Me: Bob... says...hello
Crush:
Oi watch it earth man/girl. We got a reason for being mad. Also a reason for neon confused! I mean we have NINE episodes. NINE. if that's not lame I don't know what is. As for Doctor who, the Doctor watched the Doctor get killed by his wife while standing next to his wife while his best friend is pregnant with his wife. ITS CONFUSING!!
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Romano, thinking: 'today's the day I stop being a dick and confess to Spain!'
Spain: Hola-
Romano: FUCKKING FUCK YOU AND YOU R FUVKING FACE STUPiDD FUCKin G BITCH ASS FuCk GET OUT TA MY FUCKKINg FAcE
Romano: I mean
Romano: hi
It's like Hogwarts quizzes that ask "what's your favorite animal" and the options are lion eagle badger and snake.
Hetalia quizzes be like
What’s your favorite food?:
A) PAASSSSSSTTTAAAAAAAA
B) BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
C) Sushi, rice, and mirk
D)TOMATOOOOSSS