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Fangirl problems
Don't you just hate it when you want to throw yourself of a cliff, but there are no cliffs around so you have to stay in your own little hole that God created for you called "the hole of disappointment, depression and sadness"? This is me when my otps fight, don't talk to each other or when they don't realise that they have undying love for each other so they do gay shit but say they meant it in a "no homo" way.
Dangit, Tumblr!
I check my dash real quick, accidentally make one errant tag click, cut to four hours later I’ve hearted 357 things, reblogged 39 fics, found 24 new shows/movies/bands/books I need to watch/listen to/read, and been smacked with 17 new pairings to be obsessed with. Come ON, Tumblr!! Leave me a little dignity!!
Wait, I’m a fangirl. Dignity has nothing to do with it. Never mind.
Person: Can I use your phone real quick?
Me: *Tries to remember if I left any gay fanfiction open*
Mom: What's that book you like where everybody dies?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Uhm
Me: Could you be a little more specific please
You know you have a problem when you type “the” into the URL bar and the first thing that comes up is theolicitylibrary.
But somehow... I don’t care that I don’t care. :)
The truth hurts but it’s still true *le sigh*
Can’t even deny this really
I have no life
Friends: Wanna go to the party at (insert name here)’s place?
Me: no, I’m watching hetalia
them: c’mon! It’ll be fun! lighten up!
Me: I can’t- England says I have to stay home
Them: Wtf man
Me: *aggressively now has no friends*
Trying to be creative with insults
Me: go blink at a weeping angel
Them: wtf that makes no sense.
me: *goes into long and over-complicated explanation*
them: ok whatever man *runs off in other direction*
*time skip brought to you by my sarcasm*
other person: haha you have awful fashion sense
me; well Aph France would be having a cringe attack looking at you
them: *slowly backs away*
me.
*Fangirl/Bias Relationships*
Me: Look at him! Daddy AF! Yasss!
Also Me: Why is my son like this??? I didn’t raise him this way! Ugh my child!
Even More Me: Hmm… Do you think that he would mind if our first dance at our wedding was to his song? Is that weird?
Me to the Max: I want to kill him. This beautiful piece of filth needs to stop existing on my planet with his bouncy hair and flawless skin. I’m done. DONE!
I noticed that back in the early days of the fandom, there was a lot more "official" fan content for this show(e.g: the avatar creator, the aftermentioned FAQ’s, the now defunct SPS forum, etc.).
Unfortunately, this kind of South Park content seem way more scarce nowadays and the fact that Trey and Matt aren’t as heavily connected with the fandom as they used to be(maybe because of a large age gap since the current fandom is different and back when Trey and Matt were involved with fans, they used to be much younger but still) certainly does not help matters.
Also the fact that the official South Park social media appears to be completely detached from Matt and Trey and know as much about their plans as fans do.
They literally never share any inside information or content these days. They've only ever shared a few behind the scenes photos years ago. The behind the scenes Tweets were so good too.
I can't believe that SPS used to frequently post FAQ's and Q&A's of Matt and Trey answering random (often inappropriate) fan questions.
What happened for paying for what you break? Every time a book breaks my heart I'm the one that pays for it. Literally. Time. Tears. Focus. Money. WTF is this.
As tagged by @sillysherlokian thank you here are 10 pictures that are not selfies. Pretty much a small fraction of what my life consists of!!
I am currently facing HUGE problems in my everyday life. Like, how am i going to cope with all the shit going on? How am i gonna LIVE when none of my friends care about the Glorfindel fic I read last night, why Rosekiller and Dorlene are my favorite Marauders ships (Wolfstar, Jily and Jegulus too, dont shoot me), the thousand reasons why Tony should have survived Endgame, why Eragon is obsessive over Arya? Huh? What is a fangirl supposed to do these days?
Fandoms I will write for:
Request status: Open
MCU
X-Men
Harry Potter
Marauders
Tolkien (Basically everything , I've read lotr, the hobbit, the Silmarillion, the book of Lost Tales and the Unfinished Tales)
Riordanverse (Everything except the Sun and the Star and the Chalice of the Gods so pIs no spoilers)
Narnia
Supernatural
Inheritance Cycle
Caraval
The Hunger Games
Divergent
The Maze Runner
The Magnus Archives/Protocol
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss
Once upon a Time
Tales of Arcadia
The Dragon Prince+Mystery of Aaravos
Avatar (the movies)
Good Omens
I will be writing about lots of characters from all these, so don't be afraid to request anything (except smut I'm not ready for that yet)
Arcane
Descendants
That's all for now, I'll be editing this because I plan to buy more books...
I burnt myself with a hair straightener cause I was rapping to Twenty One Pilots too hard… I have such a sad life 😂
*bias do something*
Me: Awwwnnn!! So cute! *jiggle, clap hands and roll on bed*
*bias wrecker do the same thing*
Me: No! Stop! You have no right to do that to me! OMG!*scream then die*
It's 5:30 in the morning and all I can think about is "Where the hell is Chuck?!".
characters may be fictional, but my love is real