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every-cool-name-is-taken

8 years ago

I have no life

Friends: Wanna go to the party at (insert name here)’s place?

Me: no, I’m watching hetalia

them: c’mon! It’ll be fun! lighten up!

Me: I can’t- England says I have to stay home

Them: Wtf man

Me: *aggressively now has no friends*

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hetalian hetalia problems fangirl fangirl problems no life i have no life im a loser I DONT CARE because i can do what i want goddamit because reasons okay guys i dont need you anyway

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every-cool-name-is-taken

7 years ago

Friend: I can smell the ocean! It smells like salt! Me: yeah, it smells like salt and issues. Or is that just me? Friend: *doesn’t laugh* Me: that…that was a joke- “salt and issues” because I’m salty and have issues? No? Okay sorry. I’m not explaining it because if I do, it isn’t funny.

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joke terrible jokes puns Salty ocean beach beach life meme funny it's probably not that funny sorry i tried okay guys look i'm just like this deal with it

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