every-cool-name-is-taken

Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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This Is It. This Is My Legacy, The Only Thing Anyone Will See Of Me. This Is The Only Thing Ive Ever

This is it. This is my legacy, the only thing anyone will see of me. This is the only thing I’ve ever posted that I’m proud of, and it was on my other blog.

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7 years ago

Need me a freak like that

date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

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7 years ago

So I did a tarot card reading online today for fun, and I did it twice. The first time, it was like “you’re gonna succeed! You’re gonna be great!” The other one pretty much said “lol you’re fucked”. No seriously, the “how it will end up” for reading 1 was strength; reading 2 was judgement. Also, “what’s going against you” for reading 2 was “the world”. Like, true. But harsh.

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reality fortune fortune telling tarot tarot cards tarot cards are bullshit im fucked but I’m also gonna succeed so hey THAT'S A THING???? text post funny tumblr humor meme or something

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7 years ago

Ok so this is in my Human Geo classroom, and it always makes me laugh because can you just imagine Jefferson counting to like 10,000 because Hamilton’s in the room.

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hamilton lin manuel miranda alexander hamilton lafayette John Laurens aaron burr human geography musicals musical theatre Hamilton musical shitpost text post funny tumblr tumblr ruined my life shit post meme Hamilton meme or whatever

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7 years ago

Okay so there are some small children running around my neighborhood commons and they WERE running around shouting at each other but now they’re on an iPhone playing music from YouTube with no headphones and one of them just said “if a zombie gets shot in the body it dances” and I’m very worried. Not sure what I’m worrying about, but I’m worried.

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shitpost shitpost s meme funny text post small children shouting the void panic youtube Concerned worried why gen z what? just what i i can't even No

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7 years ago

Me: I'M FREAKING AWESOME Me: *victory gesture* Me: *throws headphones across room* Still me: *facepalms* Yeah, still me: *waits for annoying cheesy laugh track*

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not funny funny probably not though sorry I have tried but I have failed fail sitcom *laugh track* relatable meme i think it's a meme I have no idea. look please just deal with my stupidity okay stupid things i do i fail at life headphones am i right no I am not but thats okay

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