Im Weird - Tumblr Posts

I've just realised that I kept my dolls in a plastic box and each one of them were naked.

What was wrong with me, you may ask?

I REALLY DON'T KNOW

Merlin as things I've said part 3

Merlin: kill me but do it in a sexy way

Elyan: eat bees

Gwaine: live, laugh, cheese

Gwaine again: I'm classy, you see I don't watch my pøřñ I read it

Leon: stop stroking your horse like that

Mordred: I'm scared of God

Arthur: can you stop moaning? Go to the bathroom and moan

Percival: chew five dollar energy drink

Morgana: Luke Skywalker is and myth and so is your dad

Gwen: he's so cute i wanna rip my hair out

Lancelot: he's going through his Divorce and developing a villain arc

Have You Ever?

My mind is weird and sometimes evil. I’ll have this plan on what i’m going to do and then a few hours later, instead of playing that game I wanted to finish playing, I’m listening to random music that I have no idea how I came across and reading a South Park fanfic that made me cry which i also don’t know how I found. My mind just goes on these random tangents, and I can never remember the reason I ended up somewhere random. 

Well my question to you, people of Tumblr is, does your brain ever go on random tangents and a few hours later you have no idea how you got somewhere totally random?

Tidy room, tidy mind: Aries, Libra, Scorpio

Tidy room, messed up mind: Virgo, Gemini, Pisces

Messed up room, tidy mind: Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus

Messed up room, messed up mind: Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius

For people...there are two moods

For me it's two types of sighing: The 'sigh' cause I'm frustrated and the 'sigh' because I am always holding my breath

I have issues ik! btw I can eat with people but yk it depends and I struggle with intrusive thoughts. Pls don’t judge me, ik I have anger issues and I’m fucked up, if I could be someone else or change that I would , but I can’t. I don’t even know why I’m constantly angry. My anger is one of the reason i mostly just stay in my room but also bc i don’t like ppl or being social lol </3

Is it weird that I called their names singing the fanchant?

tiny tan

thank you!

yeah, I have a little hyperfixation on these two at the moment, but I draw different things… (well, mostly just… guys and weird stuff?)

proof ⬎

scruffy Mike Peabody

is it so bad to want to be an evil 2d mans most beloved cherished and spoiled pet

Help me! Smells are triggering me to wretch like a cat, noise and all. I wanna gag every time I smell meat. (This is just me being weird, not pregnant. lol)

Me, speaking about a character of interest: what if... I ate him..

My friend: you couldn't

Me: but... what if I did..?

Friend:

..

You would have indigestion-

I've solved it!

Fellow fans of The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy: I've solved it! Life, the universe, and everything: Q: What is the air-speed of an unladen swallow? A: 42. (I tripped over my dog in a rush to type this. I hope you appreciate what I do.)

Once I drove by a salon called Sassy Nails but the “s” has fallen off so it just said “Assy Nails” but I couldn’t laugh at it because my mother was in the car; and anyway I think about that a lot.

Me: *applying chapstick in my underwear at night* Something: *makes a loud noise* Me: Hm how about no. Not today, Satan.

Friend: bro wtf is that weird ass sound??

Me, who just attempted to speak with my cats (keyword: attempted): yeah idfk bro

Yall ever make a loud purr like trill sound when you get happy or see something you like? I'm pretty sure that's a stim I get lol-

I think when I grow up I will overwork myself because I would think that I deserve it....

Or I will be just bored at home

Often when I'm going through whatever song is in my head, I'll replace for words/tune with the amount of numbers in that bit to make sure I do it right.

To compensate for differing syllable counts, I only do the first bit.

This actually works great until 16, the only repeated start is 14

(example, the Undermine Game Over song: one-two-three. Four. one two three four one two threeeee, four... [one-two-three-four one-two-three-four one]. One-two-three! [it continues])

HUGGGGGAAAAA I couldn't help my self.

I know it isn't fanart week but i wanted too with lil drawing of bird heavy in the corner :) FOR SOMERESION I CAN DRAW LIKE THIS ONLY ON COMPUTER.

(@blubushie your welcome :3 )

Fan art for @blubushie 👍

I've got more people to do so I'll get on that

(Red S is my signature btw)

"A firm believer actually." /He laughed/ "I'm alright though, sorta tired and I can't phantom why. My day has been, unproductive~"

“Coincidence,oh no. Fate, that is what this is.” /He nodded in approval of his own words, a swift chuckle falling from his mouth/