Sleepy Bois Hp Au

sleepy bois hp au

techno

-sorted into slytherin and didn’t really fit in at first

-came out of literally nowhere and kicked the shit out of everyone

-when he first came to hogwarts no one knew who he was

-”technoblade? who dat??”

-muggle-born!techno bc it just makes sense to me

-like no one knew who this guy was

-he swoops in and he’s doing wandless non-verbal magic

-has a muggle brother and 2 muggle sisters and he loves them more than anything; be pureblood supremacist all you want just don’t talk about his siblings  

-technoblade refuses to die. duel him, please, he wants violence

-doesn’t actually play quidditch (despite being absolutely cracked at it), but he is the dueling club mvp

-dude actually studied, though he worked very quickly, so he achieved more than everyone else in the same amount of time

-actually really likes divination, don’t tell anyone, he’s really good at it

-dyed his hair pink in 5th year in celebration of becoming a prefect despite having dueled everyone

-to be fair it wasn’t his fault everyone wanted to see if he was truly untouchable

-he’s only in 6th year but he has a legacy already

wilbur

-sorted into gryffindor, fit in perfectly

-halfblood with a very large family (the soothouse boys)

-everyone loves this guy, he gets along with everyone, but they’re also lowkey terrified

-no seriously he has an uncanny ability to get along with anyone

-likes the idea of plants but despises herbology

-”WILL THESE PLANTS STOP SCREAMING FFS”

-loves DADA (hence how he first met techno, when he dueled him and was like “woah pls teach me”) and joined the dueling club

-wilbur you need to help ur friends with transfiguration ur the best at it nO STOP MAKING INSTRUMENTS 

-was never a prefect but is in 7th year and the gryffindor headboy

-may or may not be a sweetheart, may or may not be a dirty dirty crime boy

phil

-freshly graduated 3 years ago

-there is stupid amounts of debate on whether or not he should’ve been a hufflepuff, but we’ll stick with gryff for now

-has one of those kool quidditch plaques for best keeper of his generation

-works as an auror; specializes in rescue-based missions/survival missions

-techno is interning under him, and through techno phil met wilbur 

-the dad and also the BEST

-is a light family pureblood, so he’s anti-pureblood supremacy

-very VERY good at charms stuff, and is happy to tutor you if you need it :)

-was also gryffindor headboy during his 7th year

-famously went missing while in America for 5 years starting just before he started hogwarts to the spring break of his fifth year but managed to survive and eventually made it back to hogwarts

-only actually went to hogwarts for half of year 5 and 6th and 7th year but still made headboy (damn)

And Wreckage (sbi hp au)

wilbur gets up, slowly, with his arms above his head. his eyes flicker to his wand, before looking back to his opponent.

"so, that's it?"

the sort of disappointment he feels when he watches the wand lower leaves a dryness in his mouth that could only be described as leftover bits of anticipation. wilbur glares at the famous technoblade, but he doesn't say anything.

he dives for his wand, but techno still doesnt say anything.

the room is quiet. everyone wants to hear what technoblade has to say, having defeated yet another student in a class full of wizards and witches of higher age and status of him.

technoblade leans back, his already relaxed dueling stance somehow relaxing even further.

"i mean, what are you expectin' me to do? kick you again?" he lets out a laugh, perfectly unaware of everyone staring, "if i knew you liked explodin' everythin', i would've stayed firmly out of your way. geez, i need new robes."

...and then he dusts himself off, and wandlessly summons his bag from the ground. the act is perfectly comfortable.

"technoblade never dies, man," he says, starting to walk back to his desk, "though, the furniture isn't as lucky when i duel."

"that was really good, tubbo! any ideas where tommy is?"

tubbo, knowing that tommy is dealing drugs with wilbur and helping him and techno with overthrowing the mafia:

mcyt 20's au

Money, Power, Fame… and the Truth Hidden in the Dark. (lowkey inspired by some ad i saw)

Arriving in the great American 20’s isn’t easy. Actor and singer Wilbur Soot wants fame, needs money, and power is but a distant dream. However, after starring in a film with “the King”, Wilbur finds power is much closer than it seemed. However, does Wilbur want power? Or does he want to help Techno find the truth?

(mafia, 20’s, and actor AU all wrapped into one! Featuring actor-scriptwriter Techno, confused-chaotic acting students Tommy and Tubbo, young stuntman Sap, and even British and Floridian co-stars George and “Dream”.)

maybe ill write a bit about the other mcyts in this au (dream team, trio, rest of sbi) idk i need more ideas

first post

starting strong

mcyt/sbi hp au (pt. 2)

hear me out

mcyt harry potter au with tommy and tubbo as pureblood childhood friends is my heart and soul

BUT

tommy as a pureblood brat clinging to his halfblood best friend tubbo is the best, so that’s what i’m going with!

tommy

-was sorted into gryffindor, to his absolute despair

-he eventually was proud of it after meeting wilbur tho

-really looks up to techno, so it sucks that techno is in slytherin bc it reminds him of what he’s supposed to be

-5th year seeker

-became gryffindor seeker in 5th year (he was on the team for a bit in 3rd year, but he threw on purpose a lot so they thought he wasn’t reliable) and is probably the best seeker they’ve had since,, phil

-he and tubbo are best friends, just facts. they met on the train in first year

-hates arithmancy, no idea why he chose it as a class

-adores DADA, but his best subject is actually charms

-met techno in dueling club, but accidentally (didn’t join to meet techno)

tubbo

-everyone thought he’d be in hufflepuff, but he was actually sorted into slytherin

-wanted to join the quidditch team and actually made in in 2nd year as chaser

-friends with dream bc he’s quidditch captain 

-also in 5th year as a prefect

-struggles with the writing parts of some subjects (he can’t read) but is amazing at the hands-on part

-he and tommy are almost joined at the hip, though tubbo isn’t as notorious as tommy

-helps tommy prank/scam people

-very good at care of magical creatures, but his favorite subject is astronomy

-met wilbur before tommy did and introduced the 2

-eventually met techno through tommy and phil through techno

mcyt 20's au

Money, Power, Fame… and the Truth Hidden in the Dark. (lowkey inspired by some ad i saw)

Arriving in the great American 20’s isn’t easy. Actor and singer Wilbur Soot wants fame, needs money, and power is but a distant dream. However, after starring in a film with “the King”, Wilbur finds power is much closer than it seemed. However, does Wilbur want power? Or does he want to help Techno find the truth?

(mafia, 20’s, and actor AU all wrapped into one! Featuring actor-scriptwriter Techno, confused-chaotic acting students Tommy and Tubbo, young stuntman Sap, and even British and Floridian co-stars George and “Dream”.)

maybe ill write a bit about the other mcyts in this au (dream team, trio, rest of sbi) idk i need more ideas