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sleepy bois hp au
techno
-sorted into slytherin and didn’t really fit in at first
-came out of literally nowhere and kicked the shit out of everyone
-when he first came to hogwarts no one knew who he was
-”technoblade? who dat??”
-muggle-born!techno bc it just makes sense to me
-like no one knew who this guy was
-he swoops in and he’s doing wandless non-verbal magic
-has a muggle brother and 2 muggle sisters and he loves them more than anything; be pureblood supremacist all you want just don’t talk about his siblings
-technoblade refuses to die. duel him, please, he wants violence
-doesn’t actually play quidditch (despite being absolutely cracked at it), but he is the dueling club mvp
-dude actually studied, though he worked very quickly, so he achieved more than everyone else in the same amount of time
-actually really likes divination, don’t tell anyone, he’s really good at it
-dyed his hair pink in 5th year in celebration of becoming a prefect despite having dueled everyone
-to be fair it wasn’t his fault everyone wanted to see if he was truly untouchable
-he’s only in 6th year but he has a legacy already
wilbur
-sorted into gryffindor, fit in perfectly
-halfblood with a very large family (the soothouse boys)
-everyone loves this guy, he gets along with everyone, but they’re also lowkey terrified
-no seriously he has an uncanny ability to get along with anyone
-likes the idea of plants but despises herbology
-”WILL THESE PLANTS STOP SCREAMING FFS”
-loves DADA (hence how he first met techno, when he dueled him and was like “woah pls teach me”) and joined the dueling club
-wilbur you need to help ur friends with transfiguration ur the best at it nO STOP MAKING INSTRUMENTS
-was never a prefect but is in 7th year and the gryffindor headboy
-may or may not be a sweetheart, may or may not be a dirty dirty crime boy
phil
-freshly graduated 3 years ago
-there is stupid amounts of debate on whether or not he should’ve been a hufflepuff, but we’ll stick with gryff for now
-has one of those kool quidditch plaques for best keeper of his generation
-works as an auror; specializes in rescue-based missions/survival missions
-techno is interning under him, and through techno phil met wilbur
-the dad and also the BEST
-is a light family pureblood, so he’s anti-pureblood supremacy
-very VERY good at charms stuff, and is happy to tutor you if you need it :)
-was also gryffindor headboy during his 7th year
-famously went missing while in America for 5 years starting just before he started hogwarts to the spring break of his fifth year but managed to survive and eventually made it back to hogwarts
-only actually went to hogwarts for half of year 5 and 6th and 7th year but still made headboy (damn)
And Wreckage (sbi hp au)
wilbur gets up, slowly, with his arms above his head. his eyes flicker to his wand, before looking back to his opponent.
"so, that's it?"
the sort of disappointment he feels when he watches the wand lower leaves a dryness in his mouth that could only be described as leftover bits of anticipation. wilbur glares at the famous technoblade, but he doesn't say anything.
he dives for his wand, but techno still doesnt say anything.
the room is quiet. everyone wants to hear what technoblade has to say, having defeated yet another student in a class full of wizards and witches of higher age and status of him.
technoblade leans back, his already relaxed dueling stance somehow relaxing even further.
"i mean, what are you expectin' me to do? kick you again?" he lets out a laugh, perfectly unaware of everyone staring, "if i knew you liked explodin' everythin', i would've stayed firmly out of your way. geez, i need new robes."
...and then he dusts himself off, and wandlessly summons his bag from the ground. the act is perfectly comfortable.
"technoblade never dies, man," he says, starting to walk back to his desk, "though, the furniture isn't as lucky when i duel."