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sleepy bois hp au
techno
-sorted into slytherin and didn’t really fit in at first
-came out of literally nowhere and kicked the shit out of everyone
-when he first came to hogwarts no one knew who he was
-”technoblade? who dat??”
-muggle-born!techno bc it just makes sense to me
-like no one knew who this guy was
-he swoops in and he’s doing wandless non-verbal magic
-has a muggle brother and 2 muggle sisters and he loves them more than anything; be pureblood supremacist all you want just don’t talk about his siblings
-technoblade refuses to die. duel him, please, he wants violence
-doesn’t actually play quidditch (despite being absolutely cracked at it), but he is the dueling club mvp
-dude actually studied, though he worked very quickly, so he achieved more than everyone else in the same amount of time
-actually really likes divination, don’t tell anyone, he’s really good at it
-dyed his hair pink in 5th year in celebration of becoming a prefect despite having dueled everyone
-to be fair it wasn’t his fault everyone wanted to see if he was truly untouchable
-he’s only in 6th year but he has a legacy already
wilbur
-sorted into gryffindor, fit in perfectly
-halfblood with a very large family (the soothouse boys)
-everyone loves this guy, he gets along with everyone, but they’re also lowkey terrified
-no seriously he has an uncanny ability to get along with anyone
-likes the idea of plants but despises herbology
-”WILL THESE PLANTS STOP SCREAMING FFS”
-loves DADA (hence how he first met techno, when he dueled him and was like “woah pls teach me”) and joined the dueling club
-wilbur you need to help ur friends with transfiguration ur the best at it nO STOP MAKING INSTRUMENTS
-was never a prefect but is in 7th year and the gryffindor headboy
-may or may not be a sweetheart, may or may not be a dirty dirty crime boy
phil
-freshly graduated 3 years ago
-there is stupid amounts of debate on whether or not he should’ve been a hufflepuff, but we’ll stick with gryff for now
-has one of those kool quidditch plaques for best keeper of his generation
-works as an auror; specializes in rescue-based missions/survival missions
-techno is interning under him, and through techno phil met wilbur
-the dad and also the BEST
-is a light family pureblood, so he’s anti-pureblood supremacy
-very VERY good at charms stuff, and is happy to tutor you if you need it :)
-was also gryffindor headboy during his 7th year
-famously went missing while in America for 5 years starting just before he started hogwarts to the spring break of his fifth year but managed to survive and eventually made it back to hogwarts
-only actually went to hogwarts for half of year 5 and 6th and 7th year but still made headboy (damn)