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guess whose alive.

even tho i’m technically not working on this au anymore I was looking back and realized that I didn’t like their designs so I redesigned them also I originally drew them last year

LITTLE BABY BOIS LIL BABY MEN GOO GOO GA GA AND SHIT

Ayo baby “twins” pog uh

Yeah come get y’all juice lmao

Imagine villain!emduo where they do some kidnapping along with other villainy things. But Techno and Phil have differing views about how to knock someone out while kidnapping them. Phil's an expert at potion making and prefers to use his potions to render someone unconscious (think like chloroform). Techno prefers to just knock them out the old fashioned way - using his fists. When Phil asks why, the conversation goes like this:

Phil: Using my potions are way easier, why bother with your fists?

Techno: Do you know how harmful those chemicals are to the body?

Phil, in disbelief: So you can bash a man's head in but draw the line at drugging? God forbid the Blood God gives his kidnappees chemical poisoning.

Techno: Bruhhhh

Human experimentation!au where Tommy gains blood bending powers as a result of the experimentations. Scientist!Wilbur takes pity on the boy after seeing Tommy get beaten for failing a test (the scientists regularly make Tommy test his powers on animals) and escapes the facility with him.

The facility keeps Tommy drugged when they don't need him, though, so whenever he's woken up, he's so disoriented he barely remembers what his powers are and how to use them until something triggers him (usually a scientist or guard beating him up).

So Wilbur has to escape with a groggy, disoriented boy, and they barely manage to escape the facility. They're eventually surrounded in a public area, and Tommy struggles to use his powers to get them out.

It's when a guard shoots Wilbur in the arm that Tommy's memories and powers are triggered.

It's not a pleasant sight. Tommy's powers are unstable - always have been. Accompanied by built up stress, frustration and desperation, he and Wilbur are the only two left standing in a circle of blood and gore.

Tommy knew he was waist deep in shady shit, but the money offered was too much to say no.

The gun pointed at his head helped too, he guessed.

He'd known that once he got himself involved in the illegal hitmen scene, he was never going to crawl out of it alive. But desperate times called for desperate measures. Neither he nor his roommates were making enough to make ends meet.

So here he was, sneaking into some snobbish rich kid's room with the intention to kill. He had snuck in to the house - no, mansion - fairly easily. A little too easily, considering that this was a rich family and they really have ought to invest in better security measures.

It was the middle of the night, when no sane person would be awake. The only light source Tommy had was the moonlight reflecting off his knife blade.

He crept quietly into his target's room, zeroing in on the lump of person under the blankets (those were really thick duvets, god these people were rich). Tommy only hesitated for a second, questioning the same question he always had whenever he did a hit:

What did this person do to deserve such a fate?

A flash of pink barely caught his eye as Tommy starts bringing the knife down, but before he could land his strike, Tommy's being pushed backwards. He topples onto the floor with a disgruntled yelp, his victim-turned-attacker pinning him to the ground, one forearm pressing dangerously on his throat and one hand holding down the wrist which held his knife.

In this awful predator-becomes-prey moment, Tommy makes two very annoying observations: his victim's hair was pink, not brown, and he was pretty certain snobbish rich kids weren't supposed to be this agile.

"What the fuck?" he exclaimed.

The figure holding him down raises an eye at him.

"What do you mean what the fuck? You just tried to kill me!"

Tommy's eyes darted around, trying to find a way out while struggling under the man.

"I know that, why the fuck are you so hard to kill? They told me you'd be this lanky-ass brunette." The words came spewing out of Tommy's mouth as if they would help him out of the predicament in any way.

"Brunette? So you are here for Wilbur."

"Yeah, Wilbur Craft - wait, so who the fuck are you - "

The bedroom lights switch on suddenly, a tall brunette man at the door. Silence fills the room, and something in Tommy clicks that the man was Wilbur Craft, the hit he received. But before he could take advantage of the small distraction, Wilbur is talking:

"They sent a child after me?"

A/N: Am I uploading a Neapolitan Trio blurb/writing idea instead of working on my WIPs? Yes, and you cannot stop me.

sbi superpower au

Powers are genetic in this au so first the parents

Phil’s power would be a bird power he has sharp claws and giant pitch black wings and can release a very loud biRd caw that is so incredibly loud it functions like black canary’s caw

Kristin has the ability to drain a person’s life by singing it’s painful but if she stops before the person dies they can recover there depleted energy with time when a person is affected by her powers they are covered in a

Techno has the ability to send out an intimidating ear piercing scream that makes people freeze and loose focus temporarily it doesn’t work on everyone if someone is not easily freaked out it doesn’t effect them and also instead of a caw like his dad it’s just a scream with a bit of an echo

Wilbur inherited his moms singing activated power when he sings he doesn’t slowly kill somebody like his mom his parents where very grateful for that but he can still control people when he sings he makes people feel different emotions not just fear like his brother but anger sadness and happiness

Tommy is the only one to get wings like there father but like in origins his wings are only able to glide he can’t control the speed he falls like that Steven universe episode where Steven jumps super high but can’t get back down so he spends a very long time slowly falling except Tommy’s default speed of descent is a little faster and like Steven or star fire his powers are controlled by emotions when he’s confident he jump around and glide at any speed flying from wall to wall but when he’s down emotionally he is also down physically he is also slightly more durable then average the down side is he gets drained easily because he uses his own life force to do that see he has to take time to get his energy back

HEY! I just posted the newest cheaper to my racing fic! It's tommy centric so be sure to check it out!

SBI Hero AU - Intern Tommy - Making Sense to Why They Immediately Tell Their IRL Name & Show Their Face.

hero au thing where the sbi actually dont tell the intern their name, usually keeping the mask on cause policy but at one point will just have the mask off, tommy will panic but they'll wave it off, saying that the association had gotten rid of every file about them, completely wiping them, so even if tommy did know their face and then it was used for malicious purposes, it would mean nothing. if they died, they were already erased from the system, so it was like they did not exist, not to mention that they were required to stay inside and live in the tower, on their floors otherwise if not patrolling or called anywhere so the risk of losing a hero would be less likely, but it wasn't like it mattered if a hero had died anyways, because they would not exist besides the news articles and videos and photos, but maybe the association has people take those posts down after, hiding evidence that that hero ever existed, and pretending like no heroes died.

hm. possibly. its a grim thing.

So, I’ve had an idea which has almost certainly been done before-

Quackity is related to SBI, HEAR ME OUT-

So, Quackity doesn’t know. The boys don’t know, but Phil does. They arent closely related, but phil can see a little bit of Aunt Kate’s nose, and uncle Roberts wing pattern, and he just knows.

He’s conflicted at first. Sure, they’re related, but its pretty distantly and Alex isn’t really that important to him anyway and hes a little salty about technos execution and his own house arrest.

he only starts to care when he looks at Quackity’s wings. And I mean looks at them. They look as though they might have been the same colour Wilbur’s were, if they weren’t covered with dirt. His left wing is charred so deep, phil can see the bone in one area, and his feathers are matted, and his wings are always curled up tight against his back which is only going to make the matting worse and-

Needless to say, he asks Tubbo to bring him over for a bit.

Quackity is cautious. He won’t unfurl his wings. Or, he won’t until Phil gets this no nonsense look on his face and starts reciting their family tree. Then his wings are spread against phil’s wooden floor. Its cold and hes tired and he doesn’t like it until Phil begins to wash and comb his feathers gently. He even manages to fix some of the charring. Then Alex is put on a much more strict care regimen for his wings and is sent off with some baked goods for his fiancés and apparently he’s delivering some blankets to Niki and some nametags to Ranboo and damnit he’s apart of the family now isn’t he.

The next member of the family to find out is actually Techno. He’s talking to Phil, and Phil goes “Your little cousin” and Techno goes,,,, “Huh?”

Phil explains and Techno is a little peeved that he could have never dealt with the whole execution business in the first place but for the most part he’s whatever.

They talk to ghostbur about it and apparently Alivebur knew, which is part of the reason Quackity was allowed into L’manberg in the first place. Same coloured wings and all that.

Tommy finds out last and he is extremely loud about his protest, because their family is big enough. Then he remembers that Big Q is rather fun and that loud protest turns to loud enjoyment in a split second.

idk I think it’s kinda sweet or whatever

More sbi mask! Au content :)

Philza’s Mask

Uses: when worn, this mask gives two big nebulous wings strong enough to take off and fly for a short distance. As a bonus, the surrounding birds will be attracted by the mask presence and can offer their support if they sense that the wearer is in danger.

Con: its power led quickly nauseous and dizzy feelings, and extended use will cause the wearer to pass out. Taking off and flying is particularly taxing for the user.

Wilbur’s mask

Uses: using this mask will enhance the charisma and make anyone notice and listen to the wearer. The mask helps in finding the right word to pass a message and move the people to their cause. It’s really effective for manipulating and for gathering information. To the audience, the user will look like a strong-willed young man with dark hair, and they will only be able to recall a blurry face after the encounter.

Con: the mask is mentally exhausting, and with the mental fatigue Wilbur’s taunting voice starts to blend with the thought of the wearer. Prolonged use can lead to severe confusion, stress, panic and dissociation.

Techno’s mask

Uses: with this mask the user will have their strength and their speed enhanced; their instincts will be sharper and their reflexes top notch. Its abilities will help the wearer in combat situations and get out of conflicts.

Con: this mask power can be really harsh on the body, it tends to go beyond what a human body can endure and lead to great fatigue and injuries. If excessively use, that can lead to irreversible damages to the body and even death.

All masks have a spirit attached to it, they can appear if they want to those who are close to their mask.

Wilbur was the first to appear to Tommy, Philza the first that wanted to help him and “adopt” him, and Techno the last to manifest.

I made a modern(ish) SBI AU and I kinda love it.

SBI are a family

Phil(32) adopted Tech and Wilbur when the kids where 12. He also adopted Tommy a year later, Tommy was 9. He’s very caring and will not hesitate to fight for his boys.

Technoblade(17) he is the oldest twin and he never lets Wilbur forget. He is part Piglin but he takes pills (that are non harmful) to calm them down. He works at Candyland in the local mall. He is transgender and came out to Phil when he was 13. He’s quiet but don’t hurt his family or he will hurt you.

Wilbur(17) the youngest twin, he loves music and his guitar is very special to him. He has wings that come from his bio mom and (more calm) voices that he usually just ignores. He works at GameStop thats also in the local mall. He has pretty bad anxiety but he has coping mechanisms. Techno and Schlatt are his best friends.

Tommy(14) is the baby of the family. He has anger issues but he loves to game with his cousin Tubbo. (I’m gonna work more on him later)

This is so cool what

Hero AU where school counselor!Phil has to deal with… interesting students.

Namely, the three boys he sees constantly bickering in the hallways.

And slamming cars into each other on the news.

Ridiculously, none of them know who the others are.

But Phil notices the *moment* new young vigilantes start popping up. The trio’s dropping grades, spotty attendance, and injuries only confirm it.

Or, y’know. Tommy mumbling, “What would you do if you were a hero?”

Phil helps in the least obvious ways he can.

Modifying their grades to be a bit less suspicious, leaving out ice packs by his office door (easy to steal), writing late passes without a bit of resistance.

But he can only be so subtle.

“So, Red.”

Tommy’s head jerks up. 

Phil almost laughs. “You’ve heard of him, huh? I figure he’s your favorite.”

Tommy shifts awkwardly in his chair — readjusting the wound Phil knows lies beneath his sweater. “Better than the fuckin’ Blade.”

Techno. Honors student. Flawless GPA. Volunteer. And vigilante.

Far closer to a villain.

“If only I could give the Blade a lecture,” Phil says, unable to stop a chuckle, and barely managing to not say, *You two have to stop beating the shit out of each other.*

Eventually, Phil gives up on subtlety & calls them all down to his office.

“So. I heard you’ve been getting into fights.”

Wilbur, drama kid — or Siren, smooth-tongued — is the first to act, eyes widening. “I’m sorry, sir?”

Then Techno. “Mr. Watson, I would *never.*”

“Then what’s that?”

Phil nods to the bruise beneath Techno’s turtleneck — from a hit Siren landed. Then, to Wilbur’s knuckles, ever so slightly battered.

And neither seem to notice a thing. 

Phil pinches his brow, sighing.

“Alright. Then Tommy. Care to explain the state of your shoes?” (Burnt, melted from running through rubble the Blade had created.)

*There* it is. Techno frowns, leaning back to peek — and Tommy quickly tucks his feet beneath the chair.

“Nothing.”

“Where were you all last night?”

Every single kid tenses. 

And starts rambling out excuses.

“I was— studying, of course—”

“Well, *I* was trying to get ice cream, and that bitch the Blade showed up—”

“Bitch?” Techno cries before catching himself. “I think you mean *Red* and *Siren*—”

“What the fuck?” Wilbur splutters. “Siren was trying to calm those two fuckers down—”

“Boys,” Phil says. “Look. All three of those heroes would be better *together,* right? Not fighting, not hurting each other?”

“Maybe,” Tommy finally mumbles, toeing at the floor, “but… why are we talking about heroes?”

Phil tips back in his chair, face in hands.

“Come on. Someone figure it out.”

Silence. 

Phil groans. “Wilbur, you quit band two months ago. Techno, Tommy, who showed up two months ago?”

More silence.

“Uhh… I don’t know.”

“Techno,” Phil says, almost desperate. “You tutor Tommy, right? What happens after he disappears from your lessons?”

“I… go home,” Techno lies. 

Phil lets out an exasperated sigh. “No, you go where *he* goes. And where’s that?”

Tommy’s eyes start to narrow.

“You like Greek shit. Like… the Blade,” he says quietly, staring at Techno. Then, at Wilbur. “And *you’re* a pretentious bastard. Like *Siren.*”

Phil raises an eyebrow, fighting a smile.

“And you’re a little shit,” Wilbur snaps, then— pales. “Like… Red?”

“*There* we go,” Phil says, letting out a sigh of relief. “Now, I have a plan. If you three work together, I truly believe that—”

It’s a shame Phil’s office is so tiny.

There’s no room for three vigilantes to sufficiently beat the shit out of each other.

.

.

.

Just the idea of the three of them curled up at Phil’s, working on homework before heading off to fight crime (together, for once). 

Phil being their “man in the chair” (even if he directs them to safer areas, too worried for anything more).

And of course, the best (worst?) part of being a school counselor — the actual *counseling.*

Except it’s not about what classes to take, or bullies to avoid.

It’s holding Wilbur as he sobs after killing his first villain to protect his brothers. (Because that’s what they are, now). 

It’s comforting Techno as he fails his first class, too busy with heroics to focus or study. 

It’s reassuring Tommy when his brothers get hurt, always ready to defend their youngest.

And it’s crying like a father when they graduate.

It’s *loving* them like a father, his home always open to them, filled with medical supplies and bedrooms for each kid, newpaper clippings pinned proudly on the fridge.

There’s a reason the city’s strongest trio of vigilantes always protect one specific man.

And Wreckage (sbi hp au)

wilbur gets up, slowly, with his arms above his head. his eyes flicker to his wand, before looking back to his opponent.

"so, that's it?"

the sort of disappointment he feels when he watches the wand lower leaves a dryness in his mouth that could only be described as leftover bits of anticipation. wilbur glares at the famous technoblade, but he doesn't say anything.

he dives for his wand, but techno still doesnt say anything.

the room is quiet. everyone wants to hear what technoblade has to say, having defeated yet another student in a class full of wizards and witches of higher age and status of him.

technoblade leans back, his already relaxed dueling stance somehow relaxing even further.

"i mean, what are you expectin' me to do? kick you again?" he lets out a laugh, perfectly unaware of everyone staring, "if i knew you liked explodin' everythin', i would've stayed firmly out of your way. geez, i need new robes."

...and then he dusts himself off, and wandlessly summons his bag from the ground. the act is perfectly comfortable.

"technoblade never dies, man," he says, starting to walk back to his desk, "though, the furniture isn't as lucky when i duel."

mcyt bnha au! (pt. 1 sbi)

inspired by Freakshow - no seriously this entire au idea is inspired by it, check it out

to explain basic mechanics of this bnha au, hero school is like normal high school, with 4 years. hero internships start in 2nd year, and most successful heroes get their hero licenses in 3rd or 4th year. however, it normally takes multiple tries to pass (because of the high amounts of people who want to become heroes), so people start taking the exam since the minimum age of 16. so-called “prodigies” may pass first try, but passing at 17-18 is already impressive.

the school is pronounced “MC” but spelled “emmsii” - kind of like “UA/yuuei”

generally, i based rankings and such on au age (ex. if character is still in school, ill probably make the ranking a lot lower than originally) and tournament placements. however, a lot of pvp youtubers would be official heroes already in this au, and aren’t included in class rankings (obviously).

(sbi character sheets below cut)

techno

quirk: untouchable

desc: he's faster, he's stronger, he's smarter - and he's completely untouchable! the bounds of this quirk are fairly simple: if you try to get him, you will fail. should you come up against him, you are doomed to fail. however, it is not exempt from the effects of other quirks (ex. in extras).

age: 17 (year 3/4)

class placement: 1/28

extras: 

-emmsii high school’s most currently successful student, though there’s hot competition for the spot

-rivals with dream, since dream’s quirk basically makes it even between the 2 quirk-wise

-got his hero license in 2nd year (lowest age possible, dang)

-everyone’s kind of intimidated by him, but he’s actually really funny

-gained most of his rep from being challenged by random students and villains, but also gained a lot of rep from helping train/tutor fellow students

-sometimes mistaken as the villain bc of his brand

wilbur

quirk: unanimous

desc: depending on his skill with a given instrument, playing a song for people to hear makes them more agreeable towards you on varying levels and degrees! this quirk has also evolved to incorporate voice in recent years, and more generally, makes people in hearing range match the user’s mood.

age: 18 (senior year)

class placement: 13/28

extras:

-found out about his quirk when he started learning guitar when he was 6 (has been carrying a guitar around since)

-very popular, as you can imagine

-actually originally wanted to be a singer, not a hero - what changed his mind?

-came from london rurals (hence the accent)

-transferred from a london hero school to emmsii in 2nd year

phil

quirk: the survivor

desc: user’s body takes less supplies to run - doesn’t need as much water, food, sleep, etc. in addition, he can also survive in harsher conditions compared to most other people

age: 22 (has been doing official hero work since 17)

hero placement: 12

extras: 

-taught at emmsii for a year, hence how he knows the rest of sbi

-he and techno actually won a tournament together

-was supremely underrated for the first few years of his career

-extremely nice, and has been steadily climbing the leaderboards for the last year or so

-specializes in rescue-based disaster-zone hero work, so he’s saved a very large amount of people

tommy

quirk: influencer (i cant name quirks ok)

desc: voice has the ability to affect people’s state of mind - inspire confidence, plant unease, and cause happiness or discomfort. makes the user a bit prone to emotional outbursts, but with practice, can become much more controlled

age: 15 (freshman year)

class placement: 9/28

extras: 

-has always wanted to be a hero, it’s basically his childhood dream

-quirk is a bit similar to wilbur’s; they worked together once (that’s how they met)

-despite people calling him annoying, he’s friends with a lot of people and generally really well-liked

-”screaming and swearing doesn’t make you funny tommy” they, said, laughing so hard that they couldn’t breathe

-very emotional and gets angry a lot, and it effects other people, so he gets in trouble quite a bit

sbi hero costumes

bnha au hero costume notes (sbi)

I'm not very sure about actual full designs, but i've written a few little notes about their costume designs!

techno

-has cool mismatched white-black boots, a bit like rain boots, but more stylish and cut just above the ankles

-has a red pull-on outer-coat thing for his hero costume, it's sort of like a sweatshirt, but with a high collar and fur near the neck

-has a white blouse-like shirt and black pants of the same material (its actually really tear resistant tho)

-red outer coat thing has an attachable pink hood that can be pulled over his face - pull-on pig mask!

-has a small yellow crown print on the top right of his outer sweatshirt

wilbur

-has lab goggles on his costume, they have a golden rim/frame

-always wears his guitar case slung over his shoulder over his hero costume, the case has a lot of stickers collected from different people he’s met/saved 

-has tan water-proof pants, kind of like like ski pants? rather tight fitting, relatively light

-wears a yellow jumpsuit with black highlights and black stripes on the sides, jumpsuit is basically like a sweatshirt and sweatpants

philza

-body-fit dark green jumpsuit and a short outer coat - has short sleeves and cant be zipped up or anything

-signature striped hat! also has a dark grey backpack, it’s rather flat, so it isn’t that obvious, except for the bright green straps

-has black open-toe lace-up boots

-actually has a belt with 2 small bags on it, sort of like a fanny pack?

-hero outfit is actually extremely function-based, since gets put into a lot of high-risk rescue situations

Passerine is amazing. This is a re-draw based on a Sad-ist Twitter post I saw.

These boys...just. My heart. Can't take it.

Crimes!

alright I have an au idea that im about to badly explain but it's a little strange so stick with me.

I call it: 'The Parent Trap but Opposite' au

So picture this: Tommy is Phil's only child, right. His mother died in childbirth so for his entire eight years of life its just been him and Phil. And that's fine, that's great, he loves it. Tommy doesn't want another addition to the family, it would only screw everything up.

That being said, Phil is lonely. Don't get him wrong, he loves his son and loves spending time with him, but he misses the feeling of being in love. He misses his wife.

Enter, Kristen.

They meet on a blind date, set up by a friend from Phil's work, and hit it off instantly. Months pass and Phil wants to propose.

One problem though. He hasnt told Tommy about it. He hasn't even introduced Kristen to him.

So what better way to merge both families that a holiday?

(I should probably say here that Kristen also has children. Take a wild guess who they are.)

Tommy is all for a holiday. Two weeks at a fancy ass hotel with room service, an arcade and a pool? Sign him up!

That is until, he finds out that Kristen and her boys will be joining them.

Enter, Wilbur and Techno.

(They're about fourteen. Their parents are divorced and, unlike Tommy, they knew Kristen was seeing Phil. They alse know that Phil is gonna propose - well, it's just a hunch)

Phil, god bless him, tries his hardest to get Tommy to warm up to Kristen, Wilbur and Techno. He plans all these activities and takes them all shopping, to the beach, to waterparks ect. But Tommy just won't take to them; he doesn't mind Kristen but Wilbur and Techno are weird, they keep making these cryptic comments about how they're going to be seeing eachother a lot in the future and Tommy just does not understand.

That is, until they decide to let Tommy in on the obvious.

Tommy, as expected, is in denial. Because there's no way his dad would do something like that without telling him first. Besides, Phil doesn't need to get married, they're perfectly happy just the two of them.

There's just no way.

Right?

Wrong.

Because Tommy is a curious little shit and he ransacks his and Phil's hotel room in search for the ring. He doesn't find it, of course, because Phil is used to Tommy's little raccoon tactics and hid it properly. But when he comes back from dinner with Kristen to a destroyed room and a confused Tommy, he decides to tell him the truth.

Needless to say Tommy has a fit. One moment, he's happy; just him and dad, living life. And then this lady and her shitty sons come along and fucks that up

(I imagine the conversation being something like:

Phil: Yeah im gonna propose Kristen

Tommy, inhaling deeply: *screams*

And then it would proceed to reinact that once scene from Steven universe with ruby and sapphire like-

phil: he'll eventually tire himself out :'D

Tommy, making even more of a mess than he already has: that's what you think! I am an eternal flame baby!! >:(

Yeah.)

Tommy, ever the drama queen, storms to Wilbur and Techno - who are like "we told you so :/" - and the three of them (because Techno and Wilbur also do not want this little racoon gremlin hybrid in their home either) team up and plan to ruin the proposal. The only problem, they don't know when Phil is gonna actually propose.

And this...this is where the hijinks and shenanigans ensue.

They just like, constantly ruin Phil and Kristen's date nights with their dumb shit.

(I'm thinking shit like the three of them stacked on each others shoulders in a trench coat pretending to be a waiter at the hotel restaurant Phil and Kristen are eating at and constantly spilling drinks and food of them whenever it looks like Phil is about to pop the question; following them on walks under the stars, hiding in bushes with binoculars and making birds attack them; tackling Phil into the pool ect. ect. ect.)

But, plot twist, while pulling off these epic plans, the three of them...bond! Dun dun dunnnnn!!! Wilbur and Techno actually grow to like Tommy and think "Hey, maybe this kid ain't so bad" so they back out on the plans and try to convince Tommy to do the same. He won't.

(Meanwhile, Phil is just wondering why all his proposal attempts have gone so fucking wrong like???)

Anyways, fast forward. Its the last day of their holiday the two families go out for dinner. Its nice, they're having a good time, Kristen is chatting away to Tommy about Minecraft and Tommy is happy to tell her all about his favourite game. And then, Phil clears his throat.

He starts talking about Kristen and how happy he makes her, and Tommy can tell what's coming the moment Phil reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a small black box. And, in a final attempt to keep the life he has, Tommy snatches the box out of Phil's hand and fucking runs.

He runs right out of the restaurant, ignoring everyone calling after him, and doesn't stop running until he's on the beach, where he hides. And he cries. He cries because his dad is gonna replace him with Techno and Wilbur, and he misses his mum even though he never met her, and because this he knows that stealing a ring and running away isn't gonna stop this proposal from happening, and because the only family dynamic he knows is going to change and he isn't ready for that. And it's just a big angst moment.

And then some fluff.

Kristen finds him hidden by the rocks, and Tommy quickly pretends he wasn't just crying bc he's a big man and shit like that. He half expects her to immediately call for Phil and then for Phil to disown him, but instead she sits with him.

She asks if he's OK and when he doesnt answer her she just goes on talking about random things as if Tommy didn't just ruin their entire holiday (about shit like how she thought the cake at the restaurant was too dry and about the stars and different constellations and she even continues asking him about minecraft) and Tommy, after a while, talks back to her.

They talk for a while, arguing about the best Minecraft block (Tommy wholeheartedly defending cobblestone like his life depends on it) until eventually Kristen asks why he did what he did. And Tommy explains everything (that can basically be summed up in "I'm scared of change")

It's just a wholesome moment really. They're just sitting behind a bunch of rocks, Tommy is spilling his guts and Kristen is just listening. And at then end of it she's there to give him a big hug.

(I imagine Tommy saying that one cliche line "please don't hurt my dad" and Kristen being like "I wouldn't dream of it" and then Tommy gives her the ring box)

But yeah, happy ending! Phil proposes to Kristen on the beach and it's all happy and nice and cool and Tommy, Techno and Wilbur watch and Techno starts crying a little bc he's so happy for his mum.

...

I came up with this last night when I couldn't sleep.

here me out.....Wilbur and Techno