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Reset Time Jim AU but a bit different

Please excuse my horrendous writing skills it's been years since I wrote a real story with characters, even as short as this

He had done it, after hundreds of resets, after carefully studying, carefully changing each detail one by one, he had given everyone a good ending, only those completely necessary died, like the Tarron's parents.

Jim had finally been able to tell them what he did, and while they had lectured him about pulling a batman and purposefully retraumatizing himself multiple times in the process of saving them, they all eventually just started laughing and crying.

He had even managed to stop the titans entirely, catching them early and foiling their plans, saving those three days that would have been used tracking the Titans and stopping them, so instead, they celebrated, they had sleepovers, parties, and worked to rebuild the town better and friendly towards every species living in their town

the old belltower was one of the first things they had rebuilt, adding on a large canopy to provide more shade over the town square and it chimed every day right on time at 3:00 PM, Jim thought back on all those other timelines, erased from existence around this time, on this day, he had come to memorize when he would reset it all, exactly 3:42 PM, finally he could forget that time once and for all. Jim took a nice deep breath and went back to work painting the walls of the new school, much more colorful and much more variety, with enchanted paint that would change patterns daily, to add a little excitement.

He had finished the wall he had been working on a little after 3:20 and went to go eat lunch with the rest of the trollhunters, though that title wasn't entirely needed anymore. They chatted idly about things that have become mundane for them, seeing a particularly small goblin paint a little ">:(" with finger paints onto a wall, joking about imagining Jim being short and Toby being tall, like that'll ever happen, or Claire accidentally burning the cookies she was making because Nari started growing the Nunez's houseplants all over the walls and floors. Until all conversation suddenly ceased, causing Jim to look around for a second, what happened?

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Jim shot up in his bed, and looked around, what? Had he fallen asleep painting and got taken to his room? Yeah, that had to be it, He got up, made some breakfast for him and Toby, and headed out. Huh, the trashcans had gotten knocked over, must've been a stray goblin or something. He started to make his way over to Toby's house, opting to walk, but Toby was way ahead of him and was already biking towards him. And then he said they were going to be late for school, Jim felt a bit of panic before realizing Toby was messing with him, Ha Ha very funny Tobes, "oH wE'rE gOnNa Be LaTe FoR sChOoL".

But Toby just stared at him, confused, before asking if he had hit his head when he was getting up this morning, now Jim was confused too, what? Wait. Jim frantically pulled out his phone and.

the time line had reset. No. It was never a time line reset, it was a time loop. And just like a gun, the trigger had been pulled, there is no taking the bullet back, the world is doomed to infinitely loop every two years, those same, horrendous, traumatizing, mind breaking, two years

I bet Boy Jerry has an absolute monopoly on the wallet business in Hatchetfield and all the towns around it -Clivesdale (I would say screw Clivesdale here, but I don't think he'd like that)

Love the hesitation king, real smooth

Boy jerry please meow for me I need to prove your a wet cat

- sincerely Melissa

...I'm a human.

The Phantom Triplets open a cafe in Gotham

they all take turns as cashier so they can mess with Karens

Danny works as cook, Danny fills the food he makes with passion to give people warm feelings of home and love, while also providing motivation and confidence to do the thing

Dani is in charge of the coffee, filling it with energy and excitement rather than caffeine, effectively creating a healthy coffee, with all the good flavor, and wakefulness you want, and none of the bad effects as the energy wears off gradually

Dan is in charge of pastries and bread, he loves absolutely pounding the bread as well as rolling it out, it’s therapeutic, he fills everything he makes with just a little bit of rage so that the flavor can still be exciting every time you eat it

they are all very much gremlins, but also very nice, like a group of crows you befriended, they will absolutely rock the shit of any rouge that tries to attack their cafe or any regulars of theirs

They could also be the batfam’s favorites, or their worst enemies, cause they’re offering cheap, tasty, healthy food, and feeding the poor, but also refusing to elaborate on how

Red Hood loves them though, since they all hate the Joker with a burning passion, are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, aren’t a front, and love to mess with Batman whenever they get a chance

Them

noncon friendship

you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

Based on this post that I cannot find for the life of me

HEHFBWNZNCMWRSKA

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

THATS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! You didn’t bother me at all!!!!

I'm reposting this again cause I don't think they saw it but, I redrew a thing @exo-eevee drew and their other account is @evilgoosegoose so I'm atting that account too, yeah. I'm sorry for bothering you if I did EGG🙏, but I really wanted to show you this

The first is theirs, the second is mine. That feeling when you see a really old cringe oc that you made.😨😳😱

Go @evilgoosegoose they're great 👍😁!!!!

Kindly donate anything

Real, I never finished it tho cause I kept going back and trying to do it perfectly

you know you've done fucked up when a fan remake of a game that hasnt had an update in 7 years looks 10000x more aesthetically pleasing than a minute long trailer made by a multi million dollar film studio featuring an extremely popular actor.

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

please donate to them and anyone else you may find, or at least forward this to someone who can

My gender is a worm on a string that you find faded and washed up on the beach

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you! 

Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.

sonic beating up pedophiles supremacy

seriously avoid these people, and if you think for a second someone you're talking to might be a pedophile , tell an adult if you aren't an adult yourself, and block them

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Mans can't walk: More at Six

Jazz cannot walk for the life of them, and will refuse to learn because "it's degrading"

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

REMEBER WHEN EMMA AND PAUL PROMISED EACH OTHER A SILENT MOVIE?? MOST SILENT MOVIES ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE, YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS???? DO YOU SEE THEM

URGENT HELP🚨🚨🚨🍉🇵🇸

Hello,

How do you do ? I hope to be in a good condition.

This is my special campaign

We hope to help us by donating or sharing to others.

Every donation makes a different even if it a small.

As you know, the war began on October 7 and lasted ten months. During this period, we were unable to obtain food, drink, or treatment because we did not have money.

There is no source of income for the family at the present time, so we are unable to buy food, clean water, and medicine, especially after we are afflicted with the ongoing infectious diseases spread in the north like Hepatitis C disease.

Our house has been damaged a lot since the beginning of the war. We are from the north of Gaza and we are still in the north and have not displaced to the south. We displaced 10 times from place to another seeking to safety .

We hope for your help and support, even if only a little.

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This is the link if you would to read our story well 👇👇

https://gofund.me/4e896ac1

Thank you all

Please go and support them, if nothing else, spread this to people who can

I abso-fucking-lutely do, it's absolute genius

Hatchetfield and Gravity Falls crossover

Do you. See my vision

Hatchetfield AU where the lords in black take care of their favorite humans as if they were their kids, just, Pokotho singing Paul to sleep, Tinky turning back time on one specific spot on Ted's leg so the pain disappears and won't come back, etc

just thought it would be kinda cute, in a weird ass way

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Hit me like a train, but a reasonable train, I was standing on the tracks

Call me crazy but imo? Tinky is Bill Cipher.

School Bus Graveyard, love their artstlye sm, so invested in those idiots, I'm still readin it

Note: I'm a 1997 baby, so obviously my choices are largely influenced by what was popular when I was in school - and what was popular with my friend group.

Y'all wouldn't believe it

I finally made an oc, after so long of fanart, my ass finally made a character

Okay, technically I was studying different body types and got distracted during one of them

Really tiny ones under the cut cause they're huge for no reason

got a new hobby, I call it speed annotating

Tried to type hatchet town out in time with the lyrics, eventually gave up and typed it like a really confused intern watching them perform a musical number