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Jj: Im Sorry I Lied To You About Emilys Death But I Had To, You Gotta Understand-

jj: i’m sorry i lied to you about emily’s death but i had to, you gotta understand-

reid: i can’t hear you over the sound of the ✨dilaudid✨ i could’ve been doing🤪

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4 years ago

bro i just realized i dont think i get tired from talking to people, i think i get tired from hunger


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4 years ago

Seattle: A Series

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Chapter 14: Duty

(A/N): Um…so, lots of angst today. Maybe you saw this coming, maybe you didn’t, but I would probably recommend you have tissues ready(?). It slowly starts to get better from here. 

Series Summary: From the moment they are assigned to each other as partners at their first placements at the FBI’s Seattle field office, Special Agents Y/n L/n and Aaron Hotchner are clearly the perfect match for each other: driven, intelligent, courageous, and both working towards the ultimate goal of becoming profilers. While learning the ropes of the Bureau, they become everything to each other: a rock, a confidant, the person they trust their life with, best friends, and maybe even something more.

Series Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mentions of Normal Criminal Minds Things, Mentions of Sexism, Season 5 and 9 Spoilers, Mentions of Infidility/Cheating, Mentions of Divorce, Mentions of Death.

Word Count: 3K

Song: Let It Go by James Bay

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“You must be strong enough to know that love will come to you when you are ready. You must be strong enough to know when to say goodbye, and know that letting go is not weak.” -Marisa Donnelly

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FOUR YEARS LATER

The phone rang on my desk, shaking me from my trance. I physically shook my head, then picked up the receiver. “L/n.”

“Y/n!” A familiar, somewhat excited voice said on the other end. 

“Rossi!” I answered, just as enthusiastically. “It’s good to hear from you.”

“You too, kiddo,” he said. “Is Seattle still treating you well?”

“It is, as always,” I responded. “And is life still good at BAU? You’re not regretting going back, are you?”

“Oh, you know I could never stay away,” he joked. “It’s still good.”

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4 years ago
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4 years ago

✨criminal minds headcanons✨

just thought i’d just put these out there

disclaimer: these are all 100% facts, not opinions. if you disagree ur wrong❤️

will and emily got really close and bonded over jj. As much as i love jemily if will didn’t exist but since he does, emily definitely gave him the dad talk. probably intimidated him a lot. “if you hurt her i’ll turn ur balls into meatballs” type deal. but now they’re sort of step siblings.

rossi tried to host his own cooking show but he kept yelling at the producers so it got canceled. rossi had one of the show tapes in his house and the team found it. they never let him live it down.

hotch volunteers at the animal shelter w jack and everyone who works there ADORES them.

reid has an affinity for red bull. we’ve already established he a. doesn’t sleep, b. needs a lot of sugar in his coffee so he’s definitely had an energy drink addiction. he’s also tried to mix coffee and red bull together when he was particularly desperate. he basically poisoned himself and got sick for a week.

garcia will hack into the team members phones just to leave cute lil messages in their notes or reminders. (“5:41 reminder: reid ur perfect in every way”)

hotch picks team members purely based on how bad at emotions they are.

rossi definitely got married drunk in vegas.

one time hotch and jj started panicking cause they couldn’t find jack or henry. five minutes later they get a text from spencer and emily of a picture with them and their kids at disney land.

sometimes the team (minus rossi) will call hotch aaron just to fuck with him and then deny they ever called him aaron. the rest of the team in on it will back them up. (“ok thanks aaron” “what did you just call me?” “i didn’t call you anything. u ok? ur hearing things hotch”)

morgan is a cat person. everyone on the team assumes he’s a dog person, but he loves cats. he’s allergic to dogs.

elle will text or call every so often to let the team know she’s alright.

garcia platonically cuddles whoever had the toughest time on a case whenever she’s on the jet.

emily is really good with knives. especially throwing knives.

there has been a rubber band war in the office. they got a very disappointed lecture from hotch after. but reid swears he saw hotch fling one. hotch neither confirms nor denies.

rossi was this close to becoming a crazy cat lady

reid doesn’t know how to swim.

derek and emily sometimes text eachother pictures of trashcans with the caption “you”

sometimes when morgan wants reid to shut up he’ll just pick him up and throw him over his shoulder.

feel free to add onto any of these


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4 years ago

can you die from choking on ice

no cause the ice would just melt in your throat right


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