Hi! I Though It Would Be Funny For A Hc For Bisky And Treasure Hunter Boyfriend Who Has A Short Attention

Hi! I though it would be funny for a hc for bisky and treasure hunter boyfriend who has a short attention span when it comes to shiny things🤣🤣

-Honestly, you two are a match made in heaven!

-You both love pretty and shiny things, and you're both treasure hunters!

-Although Bisky does have to get you out of trouble fairly often. Treasure hunting is serious business, and just grabbing the shiniest thing right off the bat is dangerous. Y’all have probably ended up in that one Indiana Jones scene because of this.

-You’re both like a pair of crows. If it’s shiny you must have it.

-Bisky is a tad more picky, wanting to know how genuine the item is, and what it’s worth. Not that she would sell any of her precious shiny trinkets that is, she just likes to know she has something of value.

-She will occasionally give in to cheaper quality items. She’ll debate back and forth, but after the owner of whatever shop had to ask you both to stop drilling over said thingy, she was convinced enough to buy it.

-She’ll proudly parade around town with her little shopping bag in hand.

-You on the other hand are distracted by anything shiny. Doesn’t matter if it was a precious stone or the way the light hit that window. It’s like a moth to the flame. 

-At first, Bisky would freak because you disappeared chasing after it and have to scold you for marching through traffic when the only prize you’d get was a broken leg and a candy wrapper.

-After a while, she just straight up got one of those kid harnesses and she just has to pull you by the leash when you start heading in the wrong direction.

-She put some shiny keychains on it for you.

-Y’all probably watched Moana, and during the shiny song, you were both starring starry-eyed at the screen.

-Congrats you both now have matching Tamatoa inspired outfits. Glammed out to the max.

-When the two of you finish up with a treasure hunt, you’ll proudly wear your newfound sparklies. The two of you look like walking disco balls.

-The two of you may have gone back to greed island just to get more shiny stuff. With Genthru gone, beating the game would be easy.

-Bisky loves dating a guy who likes shiny stuff as much as her. She’d always been laughed at for liking them so much, but having someone else share her interest is the best thing she could ask for.

-You both have a giant treasure chest at home where you keep your prizes. You “borrow” from each other's chests now and again.

-God forbid you both want the same thing. It’s like children fighting over a toy.

I think at this point we've all clued in to the fact that I love HxH, namely a certain cheetah ant...

So. Y'all know about shifting right? The whole reality shifting thing? If not go look it up. In short it goes by the theory that there are infinite realities. Shifting is moving your conciousness to your desired reality.

If you believe shifting is real, good for you. If you don't good for you. Not looking for a debate, I'm just talking about something that interests me. Chill vibes please.

Anyways, I decided fangirling for this cheetah man and forever searching for a nonexistent body pillow wasn't enough. I decided I'm gonna shift to HxH! Yay

I haven't seen many people talking about shifting to HxH, or any about the chimera ants. If anyone has some experiences about shifting there that they'd want to share, go ahead and leave an ask. No detail is too much!

Anyways, I've been working on shifting there for a few months now and have been steadily and painfully slowly getting there. I have gotten a plethora of physical symptoms (my bed rocking back and forth, and my legs feeling like they are floating off the bed) visual symptoms, (seeing Cheetu a couple of times through eye blurs and in my head) and deadass had a conversation with Cheetu using a sunrise guided meditation thing.

He was literally so sweet to me I almost cried, sadly didn't get to shift that day because I had to pee. Fucking why.

Another thing, I scripted that when I shifted it would smell like vanilla, strawberries or hotel room, and I smelled vanilla. I opened my eyes but was still in my room.

The reason for that was that I couldn't decide wich reality I wanted to go to, since I plan on shifting to multiple realities. That and I was way too unfocused.

I'm rewriting my script completely, the first one I wrote needed loads of edits after being printed, and wasn't well formatted so I just restarted. Gotta say, I love the feeling of a clean slate.

If you guys want to script to HxH aswell, feel free to ask me if you need help on your script, if you feel like you forgot something or if you wanna figure out a nen ability. Whatever it is (within reason) I'm happy to help!

Tip tho, if you script that you are dating a character with a large dick (or strap) I recommend scripting that your vagina or anus stretch with ease, no discomfort and no damage. Imma be dating a cheetah with a 10 inch dong so I needed to script this.😂

Gonna be posting more about shifting stuff, if you have questions don't be afraid to ask, and remember, I haven't shifted yet, I don't know and can't confirm everything.

Happy shifting🎊

Also I didn't proofread this because I'm too lazy and wanna post more right now lol.

me: i love you like 1000

My boyfriend: `* cheats on me *

me to slashers:

Hxh Random Headcanon Time!

Cheetu has fuzzy lips, that much is canon. But I think he would tickle your face with them, peppering your face with kisses while you squirm trying not to be tickled.

You can get back at him by lightly tapping his whiskers. He flinches like a cat would and it's adorable.

The second mask is to feed the hungry bacteria and mites since the first skin has shed and they have nothing to eat. Otherwise you get awful acne and have to use extra masks.

Alright, for some reason tumblr hasn't been showing all of my posts in the recent search, so I'd recommend checking my page for new stuff if you can't find anything new on the recent page. It's done that with a couple other of my posts, as well as one I just made, theorizing on how Cheetu might not be dead.