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Get out.

:3 im stealing your cartilidge

HAHA, joke's on you, I don't have any >>:3€

"A-Delivery!!

I-A hope preparations for your-a event have been-a going well!"

Oh- hey mysterious pizza dude. It's going fine, I guess.

Thanks for the pizza, by the way.

"Hey, it's Frank again...can I still be invited to the "event"? Please?"

https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share

Ugh, fineeeee.

But no pictures!!

I bought those rings.. I better be invited to the wedding

*ominous tone before pulling out a cake and switching to a happy tone*

Cuz I baked a cake!

-H

It isn't a wedding!!

But, uh, thanks...

Say, where will this “event” take place?

-🥖

I dunno yet. I was thinkin' the corpse tower.

haha it is i

the green skeleton

and i give to you a random box

do not open until wedding

goodbye *explodes into all 206 bones*

-🟢💀

...

What?

Also, if you get your dad to build a quick door and like. A flat floor and some infrastructure the corpse spire would be a cool venue. It probably won't freak anyone out, I mean, those guys are long dead so who cares?

- 👓

Huh, that's smart.... He may be busy with the refinery tho.

*runs up with really pretty cookies that look like there expensive*

Uzi! :DDD

I brought you cookies :3 giggle

And I'm sorry I couldn't find you a good enough rock :( I can set out on another quest thought to find one

-silly anon

Oh! Thanks for the food.

And you know you don't need to find a rock for me, right? You can if you want, tho.

Since I didn’t see anyone sending movies I send my whole httyd collection you’re way (I ain’t in the same galaxy as u rn so it’ll take a bit also don’t worry I’ll make it in time for you’re event I only gotta travel like 40k light years it sounds like a lot but not when you have a warp drive)

-serial designation C

Thanks..?

[I LOVE HTTYD SO MUCH]

Can T and D join as well? T can cook! She makes delicious battery acid pie oh and can I crash land my ship as the entrance?

-Serial designation C

Sure, I guess.

WAIT ARE YOU CRASHING ON PURPOSE?

Dear Uzi,

Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!

Yours truly, Nelli

Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??

Btw I’m coming with my wives T and D also since I’m not on c9 right now I WILL be crashing near you’re event when I land so don’t be surprised if you hear a large *BOOM* during the event

-serial designation C

Thanks for the heads up, I guess...

Also since we seem to be interacting so much feel free to call me Cyn you can also call T Tessa and D Doll

-serial designation C

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Hey so congrats on the we- not-wedding, I have something for you, hope you like it.

x Hands you a box containing three daggers with ornate copper and black handles with names Uzi, N and V engraved on the handles x

How did the, uh, not-proposing go?

Also, uh, could I come to the not-wedding?

- 👓

HAHAHA!! You shouldn't trust me with these things, 👓.

And um, I haven't uh... Done that yet...

(And yeah, you can.)

Can I come to the wedding? Despite all the bald bullying stuff?

It isn't a wedding!

But sure, feel free to come by.

Theoretical scenario: two of your crushes are in different districts in the Hunger Games. You share a district with only ONE of them, and the other is with your greatest rival. Which one would be with you and why?

Uh... I guess V? Just because she's a better fighter, not because I don't love like N or anything.

*runs up to you at mach speed, looking very panicked* UZI ! I HAVE BAD NEWS ! NEXT WEEKEND, THE MOTH WILL LAND ON COPPER 9, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET IT GO TO YOUR TOTTALY NOT A WEDDING EVENT THINGIE ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! IM GOING BACK TO MY HIDEOUT ! *runs away at, you guessed it, mach speed*

//also, i am working on that comic, but unfortunatly i have been cursed with adhd-i and tf2 and tumblr are not helping, here is what i have at the moment tho !

//

The... What?

*runs up excitedly with somthing in there hand*

After many hours of exploring, almost dying, and adding trama to my trama soup I present- drumroll

Rock!!!!!!!™️

*hands block of amethyst*

Please enjoy my best of friend excitement

-your sillyist of anons

(Silly anon)

Ooooh, PURPLE >:D

Thank you, Silly.

Wait, what was that first part-

Throws potato at your face

EGH-

What was the reason??