I Cant Believe Santa Failed At Sledding..

“I can’t believe Santa failed at sledding..”

Meme

“Yeah, I know…it’s actually kind of sad, you know…like you’ve built up this image that Santa would be good at sledding but then you see that and your hopes are dashed. Like..that is some crushing disappointment right there….maybe she should give up being Santa?”

△ rate the top five servants you would want to marry? Also, the top five servants you would least want to marry?

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“Alright, this is a 2 for the rating, but I shall respond to it. Whom would I marry? Nero, Tamamo, Ereshkigal, Meltryllis and Passionlip, Whom I wouldn’t marry? Elizabeth, Kiara, Medb, Ishtar and Quetzalcoatl.” The worker spoke truthfully, though something about most of the ones he would marry seemed familiar.

…almost as if in another world he did marry two of them.

“I feel sorry for whoever gets hit by Lancelot and Kintoki.”

Meme

“Oh shit...they are in this Snowball fight, aren’t they...?” And now Hakuno was a little concerned about joining up. Because those two could throw snowballs hard with their high Strength rank. “I know that, if I join, we will be on opposite teams but...good luck Archer-”

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They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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⚔ - Masked Saber

“I have searched my immediate summoning area, and found no threats that would cause a servant to be summoned unexpectedly.” She told the other master. She gently crossed her arms, putting a hand to her chin to think.

“Outside of a few Risen that almost attacked me, but those are pretty weak. Especially compared to other ‘viruses’.. Am I saying that correctly? But still. why would Risen suddenly appear in this.. utopia?” She questioned aloud.

“I am still trying to wrap my head around that we are in Naga’s iris’. The Moon herself.” She lets out a rather sheepish smile. “If I had told any of my allies from back then whats in here.. They’d dethrone me.” She let’s out a laugh. 

Risen huh? Now that was a name he had never heard, mostly the viruses or rogue servants would be causing issues up here, not so much these ‘Risen’, this Saber claims that they are weak but it still concerned him greatly. 

“Yes you are saying that quite correctly Lucina, however I am concerned. this place may seem like a Utopia, but like the Moon itself, there is always a dark side.” He spoke almost poetically, it seems that Nero had indeed rubbed off on him just a little bit....nor did he want to tell her the wholr truth, that they were inside a giant Super Computer, the Moon Cell. That might blow her mind.

“Can you tell me a little about these ‘Risen’ you spoke of?”

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .