So, Let Me Guess You Just Started A New Book, Right? And Youre Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much An

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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man could you imagine if you were a demigod in kronos’s army and you’ve been lowkey worried cause the other side has a child of the big three as their frontman and he’s been extremely formidable in battle before but finally Kronos has a physical form and has bathed in the river styx and your army outnumbers them severly but then during the final battle you hear whispers that the son of poseidon has been single handedly wiping out droves of monsters and weapons aren’t breaking his skin either and he just straight up destroyed a whole ass bridge?? I’d abandon the cause so fast I mean—

Hey remember how Luke defeated Kronos but Percy gets credit?

modern au where jack typically bleaches his hair bc personal reasons(he’s more comfortable looking like his godfather north!) but is growing out his natural hair for some reason or the other. 

merida has always been outnumbered but now she’s also lost her partner in crime. spare her. 

Must’ve hurt watching your siblings reunite with each other after max 3 years and everyone getting hugs and stuff, happy they see each other while you went missing for 17 years and got back like a week ago and even reuniting for the second time all you got were confused faces and a cold shoulder, no one even saying they’re glad you’re back and being told everything’s your fault

This video cured every single chemical imbalance I had