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My Six Year Old Learned Today That A Spoonful Of Peanut Butter Cures Hiccups.

My six year old learned today that a spoonful of peanut butter cures hiccups.

Now he's running over to me every 20 minutes, "I have hiccups! Can I have some peanut butter?" (Less eloquently, but you get it.)

And like.... Smol child, you don't have hiccups. But you're hilarious and adorable so have a spoonful of jif, idgaf lol

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9 months ago

This.

1 in 10 people with a uterus has a reproductive disorder like endometriosis, PCOS, fibroids, or worse.

Treatment is available but you have to figure out what you're treating first, and that means going to the doctor and advocating for yourself until you're heard.

Mention family history, even scary stuff that you don't think is going on. "My great aunt had cervical cancer" or "my grandma had a hysterectomy" makes people pay attention. Like, even if you're sure you have fibroids or something, just say the scary stuff until you're tested for everything and it's ruled out.

Just keep talking about it until you get heard.

So many people who get periods are like “Ugh it sucks that having a menstrual cycle makes you almost die every month” like no that’s not normal you need to go to the doctor

9 months ago
YOU Hates Terfs

YOU hates terfs

9 months ago

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

This Is Who Youre Asking To Work 40hrs Per Week Btw
9 months ago
Had A Fun Experience On The Subway The Other Day

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

9 months ago

Had a meeting with my kid's school today.

It was decided that he would be driven to and from school by us for the time being because of behavioral issues related to being on the van.

We went to pick him up a few hours later.

He wasn't there.

They put him on the van despite us telling them that we'd start picking him up today.

The van was waiting when we got home. I might have flipped off the driver out of frustration.

I was big mad. I'm big mad.


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