Natsuo To His Colleagues: Dont Be Too Hard On Yourself. My Dad And Older Brother Probably Killed More

Natsuo to his colleagues: Don’t be too hard on yourself. My dad and older brother probably killed more people than you ever couldn’t save in 5 life times. Besides, at least you don’t beat up and neglect your child to the point of one of them resorting to villainy

Colleagues:

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Intern: Wow how did you figure out that the child was being neglected by their parent without any NAIs?

Natsuo: Nothing beats first hand experience

Intern: 0.0

Are you kidding me, of course Geten is related to Rei and therefore the Todoroki’s. He sat in a cell next to Compress and said “okay I’m going to tell you everything about myself, specifically my families dark secret and the reason I ran away. chime in whenever you want”

We always knew the Todoroki’s had a “tell random people about our drama” gene. It was the HIMURA gene and if Geten ever interacts with the family, he is going to ENCOURAGE it and make it worse

Next thing you know, Shouto is telling the customer in the waiting line behind him at the store how he saved his long lost villain brother and got a terrorist uncle out of it as well. Geten will join him and start talking about the liberation army. Natsuo is trying to drag them both away. Touya is helping Rei put the shopping in the bags while Fuyumi apologizes to the person in line. Endeavor is paying and wondering why he can’t ever get some peace and quiet in this family

Hii! Saw your reblog for valentines day emoji asks

I'm a little late, but if you're still open, I would love to hear your thoughts on dabihawks for 🍭🧡🤍🧸

Hi! Thanks for asking! I am always down to blab about my obsessions 🖤

🍭 What's something they can never agree on?

They will never agree on who deserves to die. Hawks wants to protect as many people as possible and succeed in changing society with out murdering civilians, Dabi views them as collateral damage; they know his goal, so stay out of the way. Dabi doesn't comment on Hawks saving people on their missions and Hawks doesn't comment on the charred corpses.

🧡 who said 'I love you first'?

Dabi realized he was in love first but Hawks says it first, probably on accident. Dabi comes up behind Hawks after a long day and lays a quirk warmed hand in between his wings to help relax some of his muscles, he leans in and kisses his temple with a little "Hey, Birdie" and it hits Hawks all at once that he wouldn't give Dabi up for anything in the world.

🤍 what is their favorite/ most admired quality in the other?

Hawks loves how unapologetically Dabi puts himself first. He loves that Dabi is so incredibly selfish and he doesn't care who knows it. Dabi is never going to do something for Hawks out of pity or because its what your supposed to do, it'll be because it's what Dabi wants and the best part is that Dabi wants Hawks.

Dabi won't admit it (or can't admit it) but he admires that Hawks still believes that there is good in the world and that people want to help eachother. ((He also melts a little everytime Hawks let's his bird traits show around him because, he made his Birdie so comfortable and safe he can finally be himself))

🧸Bonus! Include your favorite moment between them!

My favorite cannon moment between them is when the fans catch Hawks on the phone with Dabi and assume he's talking to a girlfriend. I just imagine it devolving into them bickering once Dabi snaps that he's not his girlfriend and Hawks acts offended like "what? Am I not pretty enough for you? Is there someone else??? You whore why would you do this to me I thought what we had was special!" And Dabi doesn't even react just waits for Hawks to get it out of his system.

gifting your significant other flowers that match their eyes sketch!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ happy valentine's day ❤️

Shigaraki: That second rated traitor raided one of our bases last night-

Dabi: So uh funny story, but it might not be him this time

Shigaraki: And how exactly do you- No, you know what, I don’t want to know

Hawks: Y’know, you should consider handing out candy, maybe then you’ll get more recruits

Dabi: Right, because candy is the way to enticing A rank criminals

Hawks: Well, I just mean, being eye candy worked well enough for you in the past, but it ain’t gonna be enough in the long run

Dabi: Yeah sure, and giving out candy is the- Wait what

Hawks: What

Random league member who overheard the convo: What