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Hey.

Are you heavy metal?

Cause you're breaking my heart.

Do you know BTS?

Love seeing these bad puns makes me feel better about my sense of humor 🤣

Hawks: Y’know, you should consider handing out candy, maybe then you’ll get more recruits

Dabi: Right, because candy is the way to enticing A rank criminals

Hawks: Well, I just mean, being eye candy worked well enough for you in the past, but it ain’t gonna be enough in the long run

Dabi: Yeah sure, and giving out candy is the- Wait what

Hawks: What

Random league member who overheard the convo: What

Little Bittle #46: Recluse Makes a Lady Friend #comic #webcomic

That man has not left the house in a long time. Give him a break. He's gotta polish those skills, that's all. 

This is why we no longer take Ted to the bar with us

"With ladies," Ted said ''I've no luck

'Cause all of my pick-up lines suck."

To show us his plight,

To the gal on his right,

Said "Hey there; nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"