This Had No Business Being This Funny

This had no business being this funny 😂😂

The Bad Batch HCs - Playing Monopoly

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Tech

an absolute fuckin nightmare

this man has known how he was going to win before the game even started

Tech is ruthless with the properties he takes

The game is over within 30 minutes

Hunter

the only time he takes no prisoners

Tech has the data advantage, but Hunter is a skilled tactician and he'll do what he can to counter Tech

he's almost as ruthless

Omega has never seen this side of him

He has hotels on his properties in 5 minutes, purposely boxing everyone in

Omega takes note to never get in a real estate battle with him

Echo

Normally he'd be the ruthless strategist, used to going up against Rex

but when he sees Tech and Hunter's intensity, he goes into protector mode

trying what he can to give Omega a chance

he's trying to snag easy properties and make easy trades with her

but it's no use

he's bankrupt within 10 mins thanks to his bad trades with Omega and Tech having the entire boardwalk

Omega

the poor smol bean

she innocently suggested the activity to pass the time while in hyperspace

it was her first time playing and she just liked all the colors on the board

next thing she knew, Hunter was asking her for $500 for landing on his space

she's never seen his eyes so cold

latched onto Echo's attempts to help her

she was out soon after Echo, choosing to leave Hunter and Tech to their real estate blood bath

Wrecker

knew exactly how this was going to go having played with the batch before Echo joined

he remembered them making a deal to never play again but no one could resist Omega's pleading

he sat back and watched the war play out between Hunter and Tech

he finds his brothers' antics more entertaining then the game itself

the third one out, chuckling at Hunter's attempt to bargain with Tech

he leans back with his hands behind his head watching the drama unfold

Crosshair

he was the first one out

observed Tech's energy when he sat down and knew there was no chance

Hunter has the senses, but Crosshair was the observer

he saw Hunter just as ready for blood and knew better than to get involved

he cashed out on his first turn, popped a toothpick in, and smirked as the two got more and more riled up

he only told them to cut it once when he saw Omega becoming visibly upset

when she was out, he made a spot next to him offering snide commentary as the game continued

Omega had to quickly stifle her giggles when Hunter and Tech gave them both a quick glare

Day 70 of waiting for Techs return

Let´s talk a minute about Depression.

Let´s talk about how, sometimes, you’re just so absolutelly down the dark hole with no light, and you can’t put “the mask” anymore but you’re still trying... How it’s maybe affecting your sleeping pattern and you get to sleep at 2 am in the morning and you have to get up at 5 am to go to class/ work/ etc. Or the way you’re making everyone around you worried about you and you want to stop but you don’t know how... Let´s talk about how you have supporting family members or friends that are there for you but you’re ready to let go.. The way you may be crying every time someone comes near you and tries to help you How difficult is to ask for help...

Let’s talk about all that

I was looking at the episode list yesterday and a thought came to my mind...

What if the "plan 99" was a plan that 99 gave them when they were cadets? Making it the first plan they ever had and that's why they named it after him

You know, just some sad thoughts before I went to bed

Tech nation, I'm obviously on the ✨denial wagon✨ but I want to know for how long are we grieving?

'Cause I'm denying but also grieving

Day 93 of waiting for Techs return