This Is Literally Just Me Every Single Goshdamn Day.

This is literally just me every single goshdamn day.

My absolute favorite types of fics to read are the ones where Izuku is a quirkless vigilante teamed up with Hatsume and/or Shinsō and they have a really nice platonic bond and they will both kill and die for each other.

Izuku manages to piss off every pro hero but they hit the protect button the second they find out he’s a kid. Except for Endeavor who he hates with a passion (the feeling is mutual). Todoroki knows Izuku for both his vigilante and civilian personas, cue his absurd theories. And mayhaps Tododeku.

Izuku goes to UA but nObody makes the connection until he pulls some heroic shit outta nowhere. Bakugo is less of a dick and more like a worried-for-his-long-lost-childhood-friend-but-still-an-asshole. For some reason Izuku has a lot of cats. Many meme references, Aizawa’s done with all of this shit, a dash of childhood trauma, and BAM

It may seem obscure, but I’ve read, like, over ten fics that for that exact description. If you have read/made something like that, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WOULD READ THE HECK OUT OF IT AND SUPPORT YOU BECAUSE IT’S A STELLAR STORYLINE AND I WOULD READ IT A THOUSAND MORE TIMES

At this point I should probably just write one myself.

Irondad after someone hurt Peter:-

The Lion, the witch and THE AUDICITY OF THIS BITCH-

Here children, have some baby Kevins love.

thanks baby kevin

Izuku: *recording everything*

Denki: *running away with fear in his eyes, shirtless with only one shoe on*

Aizawa: *running behind Denki, capture weapon in the ready, quirk activated because this boy DARED to touch his son with his disgusting hands*

Shinsou: *running behind Aizawa, questioning when did he acquired two dramatic parents instead of the dramatic-stoic duo he was promised*

Yamada: *running behind Shinsou to make sure Aizawa doesn't kill Denki and to tease both teenagers because Shinsou's chest is full of hickies*

Eri: *running behind everybody because she thinks they're playing*

Wait this wasn't canon?

I don’t remember where I read it (I think it was AO3) but the line made me literally laugh out loud hard enough my eyes shut so now I’m sharing it: 

“If you don’t want to get adopted then don’t be unsupervised where Aizawa can see you”