You Said You Only Have Casters In Fgo. Let Me Announce I Have Not Rolled A Single Assassin Troughout

You said you only have Casters in Fgo. Let me announce i have not rolled a single assassin troughout the entire three years im playing. Not even a single one. No welfare either because i was busy with life so. My only assassin currently is Charlotte. I have 6 special class servant too but not a single assassin. I'm cursed :D

I just rolled my first assassin the week before last while attempting to get someone else, but oh well, that’s just bad luck I suppose. I ended up getting Emiya assassin, and I still have a large amount of casters, so I’m embracing this at this point. I have hans Christian Anderson grailed and maxed out, buffing emiya’s crit, while my friend’s Zhuge buffs as well. On the sidelines I have Xuanzang and Nitocris. Why are they on the side? I really like Anderson. Just an everyday cursed life in Chaldea. XD

Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!

Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!

Fergus: What?!

Setanta: I’m baby.

Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—

Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.

Fergus: WHAT?

Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!

Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*

Fergus: You fockin—

Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-

Lancer Cu: Hey, do you think I could fit 5 marshmallows in my mouth?

Scathach: You’re a hazard to society.

Berserker Cu: And a coward! Do twenty.

Bradamante went from armor and a nice coat, to almost the equivalent of Shuten. I like her personality, and I love her lines with Merlin. But, like so many other servants, I wanna throw a coat on her. One of those big, fluffy, Russian coats will be perfect! At least she explains that she’s still protected by magic in the places where ya know, a screen door is thicker than what’s there.

Ritsuka: Who…who are you?

Mecha Eli: Why I’m Elizabeth.

Ritsuka: *Squints*

What kind of fool do you take me for?

*Points to Elizabeth Brave*

She’s Eli!

*Points to Camilla*

She’s Eli! You’re Eli! I’M ELI! ARE THEIR ANY OTHER ELI’S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

CinderEli: Master~!

Ritsuka: …I’m outta here.

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!