This Is The Quality Ive Come To Adore From Yall.

This is the quality I’ve come to adore from y’all.

Why haven’t you edited a cowboy hat on diarmuid yet

I don’t have Photoshop nor the time or will to put in the effort.

Scathach: That’s it, you’re grounded!

Cu Chulainn: You can’t be ser-

Scathach, literally taking the stairs with her: You’ll get these back when you earn it!

Scathach: Okay, you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! SÉTANTA, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! Get up there!

Cú Chulainn: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Mori: I got called a murderer at the cafe.

Nobu: What happened?

Mori: Ootono, I got called a murderer a-

Nobu: Yeah I get that, but why?

Mori: Oh! Because I murdered a guy in the cafeteria.

Nobu: Okay, what did you do next?

Mori: Ordinarily, everyone else would have died as well, but I remembered that ‘self restraint’ thing you were talking about before. So, I didn’t do it. Instead, I cleaned up.

Nobu: The mess? The body?

Mori: MY CLOTHES! Ootono, you’ve gotta pay attention to the story! So I left to go get cleaned up, leaving the guy on the floor. Everyone started screaming for some reason as I ran down the hall, covered in blood. And then it hit me!

Nobu: Oh god no. What did you realize?

Mori: They probably thought it was my blood. So I reassured them, and they only started screaming more. Some started running away. And so, that’s how I ended up in your room.

Nobu: Still not cleaned up.

Mori: Still not cleaned up.

Nobu:......Just another Friday.

You said you only have Casters in Fgo. Let me announce i have not rolled a single assassin troughout the entire three years im playing. Not even a single one. No welfare either because i was busy with life so. My only assassin currently is Charlotte. I have 6 special class servant too but not a single assassin. I'm cursed :D

I just rolled my first assassin the week before last while attempting to get someone else, but oh well, that’s just bad luck I suppose. I ended up getting Emiya assassin, and I still have a large amount of casters, so I’m embracing this at this point. I have hans Christian Anderson grailed and maxed out, buffing emiya’s crit, while my friend’s Zhuge buffs as well. On the sidelines I have Xuanzang and Nitocris. Why are they on the side? I really like Anderson. Just an everyday cursed life in Chaldea. XD

Ritsuka: Who…who are you?

Mecha Eli: Why I’m Elizabeth.

Ritsuka: *Squints*

What kind of fool do you take me for?

*Points to Elizabeth Brave*

She’s Eli!

*Points to Camilla*

She’s Eli! You’re Eli! I’M ELI! ARE THEIR ANY OTHER ELI’S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

CinderEli: Master~!

Ritsuka: …I’m outta here.