Master: Lancer, Youve Been Working Really Hard Lately. I Think Its About Time You Receive A Grail....if

Master: Lancer, you’ve been working really hard lately. I think it’s about time you receive a grail....if you’re willing of course!

Cú Chulainn, sporting a shit-eating grin: Hey shishou, guess what I’m about to get~

Scatchach: On my nerves.

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!

This warms my heart so much.

IT’S SO WHOLESOME

You said you only have Casters in Fgo. Let me announce i have not rolled a single assassin troughout the entire three years im playing. Not even a single one. No welfare either because i was busy with life so. My only assassin currently is Charlotte. I have 6 special class servant too but not a single assassin. I'm cursed :D

I just rolled my first assassin the week before last while attempting to get someone else, but oh well, that’s just bad luck I suppose. I ended up getting Emiya assassin, and I still have a large amount of casters, so I’m embracing this at this point. I have hans Christian Anderson grailed and maxed out, buffing emiya’s crit, while my friend’s Zhuge buffs as well. On the sidelines I have Xuanzang and Nitocris. Why are they on the side? I really like Anderson. Just an everyday cursed life in Chaldea. XD

Scathach: Okay, you know what, YOU’RE IN TIME OUT! SÉTANTA, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! Get up there!

Cú Chulainn: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Semiramis: Welcome to the red faction meeting. Here, we shall discuss plans, voice complaints, and explain our wishes. Who’s first?

Shakespeare: Yes I have a complaint!

Semiramis: Now I’m going to stop you there. Faction members who actually do something are permitted to complain.

Amakusa: No, let’s not be mean. Go on caster.

Shakespeare: Being a playwright, you’re constantly looking for inspiration and exciting things to write about. Well the other day, I happened to be carrying a rather large ensemble of books. I noticed rider over my shoulder, walking the same way I was, so I asked him for assistance. He stared me directly in the eyes, and mind my assumed French ‘Ok Boomer’ before he walked ahead to bother archer.

Teary eyed Achilles: I’m not apologizing, it was great!

Amakusa:....So, caster what are you asking for?!

Shakespeare: RESPECT?!

Atalanta:.......Ok Boomer

Achilles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Got em!

Semiramis: Truly a life more tragic than his plays.

Amakusa: ....Agreed.