Master: Lancer, Youve Been Working Really Hard Lately. I Think Its About Time You Receive A Grail....if

Master: Lancer, you’ve been working really hard lately. I think it’s about time you receive a grail....if you’re willing of course!

Cú Chulainn, sporting a shit-eating grin: Hey shishou, guess what I’m about to get~

Scatchach: On my nerves.

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!

Atalanta: Jack?!

Jack: We’re here!

Atalanta: Nursery Rhyme?!

Nursery: Present!

Atalanta: Okay, good....everyone made it back safely. I’m so relieved.

Ritsuka: What about Achilles?

Atalanta: WHAT ABOUT HIM?

Ritsuka: N-Nevermind then.

Gudao: Lancer, have you ever made shishou mad?

Cu Chulainn, sweating: Oh yeah, it’s not fun.

Gudao: Really? What was the worst thing you’ve ever done?

Cu Chulainn: I told her that I was a warrior capable of surpassing her with just a little bit of time, because she’s getting older, so just wait.

Gudao:....what happened next? What did she do to you?

Cu Chulainn: Now that’s the terrifying part....nothing. She did nothing, except raising an eyebrow. A week went by and she forgot about it....or so I thought. I asked for some water, and she gave me the biggest smile before stepping out of the room. Five agonizing minutes later, she came back with a massive slab of ice, looked me in the eyes and said, “Just wait!”

Gudao: What did you do..wait?

Cu Chulainn: ‘course I did, are you insane? We didn’t go anywhere until the entire thing was a massive puddle.

Welcome I suppose?

Honestly, I received a lot of followers since the last two quotes post I did, and I wanted to say thank you...also welcome! Hell, it’s still getting likes. While I wanted to say thank you, I wanted to answer some things in my inbox that a few are asking, because a lot are repeats.

Favorite servant: That’s actually very tough for me as I love all of the Celtic servants and the Japanese servants with all my heart. Nobunaga among the Japanese servants, but I can’t pick my favorite from the Celts...they’re too great.

NA or JP: I actually play on both. However, NA I have the worst luck and I recently got into last year. That’s the account that I only have casters and emiya on. XD

Do I welcome asks and chatting: Yes, sorry this page was dead and holy hell this question is months overdue, but yes I do. Promise I’ll be active now that I’m done with university....for now at least.

Favorite Fate Anime and why: Apocrypha, Amakusa.

And finally, any other anime I watch: A lot actually...oh god my Crunchyroll list is colossal. BNHA, Food Wars, Shield Hero, Nanatsu No Taizai, Kimetsu No Yaiba, Fruits Basket, and I’m still reading Tensei Shitara Suraimu Datta Ken, but those are only some of my favorites. Hit me up with some of your favorites or recommendations though.

Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!

Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!

Fergus: What?!

Setanta: I’m baby.

Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—

Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.

Fergus: WHAT?

Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!

Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*

Fergus: You fockin—

Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-