Ayeee Take My Motherfluffin Book

ayeee take my motherfluffin book

maybe I'll publish it one day aiming for 42 chapters

Chapter one: Shattered Hope

Snow drifted slowly to the ground, coating the trees in white powder. Crunching filled the air as a fox came into view. However, she doesn't look like a typical feral fox. An anthropomorphic looking animal, she rubbed her nose with the back of her hand, blood smearing. A bluish-white fox tagged along behind her, a small branch clasped in her paws.”Luna, you want a snack?” The white fox queried. Luna, the blueish fox, nodded. “Thanks, Mom.” Luna cast a thankful glance, taking the offered piece of jerky.

“Kitsune!”

A voice rang out through the still air, reaching the duo quickly. A navy blue skunk, also anthropomorphic like the two, bounded up to them. His sage green gaze filled with love. “Amor!” He lifted Kitsune into his arms, his lips connecting with her cheek. He yanked Luna into a tight, loving hug, purring. “Hey, kiddo!” He smiled. “Dad!” Luna mrrfed indignantly. Kitsune nuzzled into the skunk's short neck scruff. “Sammy…” Kitsune purred lovingly. “We finished the patrol, Oliver got into a fight with Mom again.” Luna huffed, anger boiling under her pelt. Sammy narrowed his eyes into the distance. “Alright, let's head home. It's getting late.” He began. Seeing their tired faces, he tried lightening the mood. “I made spaghetti!” He attempts to lighten the air. Kitsune purrs, seemingly content with being held close to her lover. Luna was uninterested, rubbing a cut above her eyebrow. Sammy led the way back to the house. Two other anthropomorphic animals were sitting on the couch, and both simultaneously turned their heads to look at the trio. Kitsune steps down from Sammy's arms and walks over to the two children. “Hey, Evelyn, Nebula.”

Kitsune murmurs, brushing her muzzle against the two's foreheads. Evelyn, the white skunk-fox hybrid, met her mothers nose with her own. Nebula, the baby blue skafunx purred and grabbed Kitsune's snout. Kitsune heard a sharp, joyful knock. She approached the door, twisting and pulling the door handle. “Jeremy! Felix! …Jinx?” Kitsune listed the three people in front of her. “Jinx? What are you doing here? I mean, I know Jeremy and Felix are here to drop off mail, but you?” Kitsune muttered. Jinx rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “So, uh… My king, Emperor Scarab, he… came to help. Your kingdom.” Jinx blurted out. Jeremy and Felix edge away, running to the camp. “Does he want me there? Did I aggravate him?” Kitsune scratches behind her ear, worried. Jinx grabbed her hand. “You didn't aggravate him, but they do want you there. Right now, they're passing time with tea and gossip.” Jinx quickly grabbed her hand and ran to the castle. Kitsune let go of his hand and quickly overtook him in speed. Jinx used his staff to vault over the river, Kitsune taking the bridge. They pushed open the doors to the throne room, Kitsune slammed her foot down in the room first. “I WIN!” The two royals, Queen Catherine and King Scarab glance over. “Your majesties! I- uh, we were just-” Kitsune sputtered. Jinx patted her back. “We've arrived!” He flourished. A dark presence stepped out from the shadows, grabbing them both by the shoulders. Kitsune froze, a horrid shiver running down her spine. Jinx quickly whipped around, swinging his staff towards the intruder with threatening ferocity. The intruder, a gray wolf with piercing yellow eyes, caught the staff.

“Try to hit me with that staff again, I'll shove it down your throat.” The wolf spat. “Oliver.” Jinx hissed. “Jinx. Kitsune.” Oliver's voice lowered as he said the foxes name. Kitsune made her way over to the queen, her tail bushed. “Queen Veneno.” Kitsune bows to the Bluebell Kingdom queen. Queen Veneno scoffed. Kitsune begins to open her jaws, fury in her eyes. Jinx reacts fast and snaps her jaws shut. “Haha, sorry Queen Veneno! She's just a little crabby today, not her fault.” Jinx quickly drags Kitsune behind a pillar. The royals look over with interested faces. “Are they going to kiss?” Queen Veneno ponders. King Scarab raises an eyebrow at the two. “I mean, Jinx has always been a bit touchy, not in a bad way, with Kitsune. Queen Catherine chuckles, not letting either of them know Kitsune is married.

“What was that?!” Jinx whisper-yells. He clenched her shoulders. “You know Oliver would kill you in a heartbeat!” Kitsune thrashes her tail, aggravation leaking through. “She scoffed at me!” She hissed back. “Oh, would I now?” Oliver loomed over Jinx. Jinx yelped, instinctively swinging his staff and smacking Oliver in the face. Oliver snarled in pain and fury, lashing out and slashing Jinx across the face. “Ow, you motherfucker!” Jinx clutched his face. Swiftly, Oliver grabbed Jinx's staff and raised it above his throat. “Oliver, no!” Kitsune shrieked. As the staff came down, Kitsune slammed into him, causing him to get knocked over. They squabble for a few minutes, before Oliver slammed her against the pillar, looming over her. Kitsune’s face flashed red. “No, no, no!” Kitsune struggled, hyperventilating. Oliver raised his claws, but got quickly intercepted by Jinx. “BACK OFF, BITCH!” He snarled. “WHAT IS ALL THE SHOUTING?!” King Scarab roared. Kitsune, Oliver, and Jinx all flinch consecutively. The tall king stormed his way over to the pillar. Oliver took the moment to quickly slam Kitsune's head against the marble floor. “NO!” Jinx screamed. King Scarab grabbed Oliver by the scruff, pushing his muzzle against the floor. “QUEEN VENENO, LEAVE THE SAGE KINGDOM NOW!” He shouted.

“Why should I?!” Queen Veneno shouted back. “YOUR GENERAL JUST ATTACKED OURS!” King Scarab shouted.  Queen Veneno scoffed and grabbed Oliver. “I never wanted to stop this war anyways!” Queen Veneno shouted. She stormed out. Jinx clutched Kitsune close, blood from his cheek dripping onto her chest. “No, no, no, no, no!” Jinx shouted. Queen Catherine rushed over, kneeling next to Kitsune. “Oh my goodness, she's bleeding…” She whispered, mortified. Jinx laid Kitsune against the pillar and pulled out a satchel. “Is Kitsune allergic to desert daisies?” Queen Catherine shook her head. Jinx quickly took out a bundle of the flower and shoved it into Kitsune's mouth. After a couple minutes, Kitsune spat the flowers out, coughing. “W-what… what the f-fuck was that?” Kitsune murmured. Jinx pulled her into a tight hug, sobbing. “Great Bane, Kitsune I thought you died!” Jinx whispered. King Scarab glanced at the duo with a raised eyebrow. “Are you sure they aren't at least, you know?” King Scarab motioned. Queen Catherine chuckled. “You'll find out.” King Scarab nudged Jinx forwards. “Are… you two going to kiss?” King Scarab asked. Jinx slowly turned around with a pale face and monotone expression. “You want us to do what?” King Scarab looked away. “Do you not like Kitsune in that way?”

“Apologies for my language, BUT FUCK NO!” Jinx shouted. He yanked Kitsune close to his chest. “We are merely platonic!” Kitsune's face turns redder. “Kitsune's face isn't exactly proving your point.” Jinx quickly shoved Kitsune away. Kitsune clung to his skinny frame. Jinx blushed a dark red. “Give us a moment, your majesties.” He chuckled sheepishly. King Scarab watched them move out of the room. “I'm gonna say it.” Queen Catherine looked over. “Don't you fucking dare.”

“Wear protection!” King Scarab shouted. “YOUR MAJESTY!” Jinx shouted. “FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING- AGH!” Jinx clutches his curly lavender hair. Kitsune rubs the back of her head. “I-Is this blood?” Jinx slides over. “Unfortunately, yes. But! The bleeding isn't horrible, and I have a first aid kit!” Kitsune sighed and hunched forward. “Don't do that, you'll screw your posture.” Jinx murmurs, pressing a bandage to the back of her head. Jinx slides his hands to her cheeks in a motherly way. “Hey, don't worry, just be careful around him. Ok?”

“Ok.”

let him yap

What are your Macaque headcannons? Or your favourite headcannons you've heard?

Hi anoon, well there are some hshh -He likes to sing in the shower, he gets inspired there -He loves to make fake stories in his head, specially dramatic ones

-Does dramatic faces and poses while he sings, Idk I can see him being a good singer -On the nights where he can't sleep or sometimes in his free time he likes to write poems -He likes to go and bother Wukong

-Since he has a sensitive hearing, it would be hard for him to get asleep so he wears those soft headphones anti sound to make it easy

-He overthinks too much yes

-When he hears a snack getting open, goes to get some (I can see Mk opening some and then Macaque appears from nowhere)

-He loves gossip hshsdh And one of my fav headcannons I saw here is the one where he had white fur when he was young, I can imagine him being fluffier and softer, I want to hug him hshshs

YOU MADE IT LIPSYNC SO WELLM

How I think Freakshow and Bunster would meet

Euughhhhck

Just got done with my first live on YT

Anyhow take this meme, the audio is mine