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i decided to do something like painted sketches 🙂✨
I like it when people draw Captain Barnacles breasting boobily keep on doing that
Octonauts Headcanons because they consume my brain (sleep edition)
Shellington cannot sleep if he isn't holding something, usually a plush toy or his own paw.
Dashi takes a while to get comfortable, tossing and turning for up to an hour.
Captain Barnacles has a special cooling blanket because polar bear.
The vegimals will routinely sleep in one big pile of the greenhouse floor for no apparent reason.
When stressed, Peso will make a nest out of blankets and pillows to sleep in.
Kwazii will knead his pillow before he goes to bed.
Tweak is a very active sleeper. She's a sleep-talker and -walker.
Inkling will occasionally fall asleep in the library. His little ear things will also twitch if you touch them.
Please can you make some octonaut incorrect quotes because I need it
AHHH MY FIRST ASK
Anyways
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Peso: Why does Kwazii have a knife?
Tweak: He felt unsafe.
Peso: Now I feel unsafe!
Tweak Want a knife?
Shellington: I've only had the Vegimals for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.
Dashi: How was your day, Captain?
Barnacles: *flashbacks*
Dashi: Captain?
Barnacles: ...It was alright.
Tweak: How do I deal with my enemies?
Kwazii: Kill them.
Tweak: Okay, that's a bit extreme. Maybe something a bit more passive?
Kwazii: Kill them only a little bit?
Barnacles: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Kwazii: That's why I carry two swords.
Kwazii: I turned out just fine!
Tweak: Kwazii, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Kwazii: I didn't put the bread in, YOU didn't put the bread in!
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If you can't tell, Kwazii is one of my favorites
shitpost comic rahh!!
im not posting low effort bc i have a big thing happening, its just cause ive lost motivation and im also on a family trip btw fyi
YOU MADE IT LIPSYNC SO WELLM
GIYS ITS NOT LEAVING SOON ANYMORE!
Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?
Sure thing!!
Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^
[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]
** = tw for that quote
Pink boarder = NSFW
Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)
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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?
Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3
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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake
Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear
Kwazii: Ay-
Kwazii: Wait-
Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??
Barnacles: Ummm...
Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO
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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?
Barnacles: Why yes, I do!
Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*
Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*
Barnacles: Peso...
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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant
Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-
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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:
Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...
Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!
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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??
Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!
Barnacles: ...
Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...
Barnacles: ',:/
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...
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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!
Barnacles:
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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano
Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...
Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!
Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*
Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-
Kwazii: Manage what?
Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...
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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-
Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-
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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?
Kawaii: It looked like Pete...
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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii
Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-
Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...
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Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?
Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water
Barnacles: No...
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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...
Barnacles: I...
Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!
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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...
Kwazii: Me?
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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*
Kwazii: Hey, check this out!
Kwazii: *folds*
Barnacles: Wha-
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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus
Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?
Kawaii: Shellington :)
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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple
Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol
Requests are still open ^^
Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.
No, I won't take criticism.
Guys 😭
I want to apologize for writing that I decided to leave Tumblr and stop drawing Octonauts.
I just thought that with my “new style” I would draw Octonauts scary!
It turned out that no.
So guys, I will draw the Octonauts. Of course rarely (or often), but I will.
I'm sorry for anything that made you worry. 😔
1) What's ur OC?
2) If Barnacles has big chest, does Bianca have the same?
(sor for 2nd question, but just curious😭)
And so I noticed that people began to ask me questions.
Okay, I'll answer a few.
(Since I fit everything into one art, I will tag the people who asked me questions).
@octofanlady14 @hyperfixated-maybe
Well, let's start with the fact that here is my character. (Noted that it is possible to treat me both as a man and as a woman)
I ship everything (but if they force me to like a ship, I might stop loving it)
I also named the spike: Jacker. It's funny.
You can ask me questions, and I will answer in due course.
(Yes. I have Octonauts headcanons)
Barnacles has been scarred for life
Who wants to traumatize Captains Barnacles with me?
Barnacles screaming and crying? HELL YEAH!!!
What If...
Barnacles and one of the Octonauts or agents in the cave(doesn't matter in which) fell into the pit. And Barney was so frightened by it that he, because of his claustrophobia, started screaming and crying?
Thinking of some severe Barnacles angst rn
What if the Octonauts were on a mission, and it goes horribly wrong, and it kills everybody except himself
BARNACLES ANGST WOOOOOOO
Hehehehe Barnacles angst go brrrrrrr
It's pretty experimental, but I'm really happy with how this turned out!
This art piece has been brought to you by my dear friend, @wyattlife !
I like captain barnacles angst
I'm bored and I wanted to post something octonauts related
I tried to make Captain Barnacles as an Incredibox Polo
It's not the best though and it could be better, but I hope you guys like it