Octonauts Peso - Tumblr Posts
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes, but it's dumb things I've managed to say/do ^^ Tw for swearing/mention of knife _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Where did you say you were going? Kwazii, holding a plastic knife: To fuck something up. Not sure what, but I'll find it on the way. _________________________ Shellington, walking into Tweaks room: What are you listening to? Tweak: I Fucked Your Mom. (An actual song) Shellington: paRDON THE FUCK-? _________________________ Peso, looking at Captain holding an "unconscious" Kwazii: What did you manage to do this time? Barnacles, trying to lie: I threw Kwazii into a door. Peso: You what- Kawzii, snapping up: You what? _________________________ Dashi, recommending books: This is an friends to enemies to friends to enemies again to lovers with a lot of angst, and some smut. Professor Inkling: What language was that? Dashi, holding her phone up: Wattpad and Ao3 _________________________ Kwazii: I'm reckless as fuck, but they're reckless as fuck-er. _________________________ Peso: This is a fever test _________________________ Shellington: Now look, I know this looks bad, but I could be so much worse! I know this because it was worse the first time it happened. _________________________ Dashi: So how did this happen? Tweak, covered in corn starch: I genuinely don't know at this point. _________________________
Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.
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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________
I would just like to point out that during the Sea Anemone Creature Report, they show 2 Anemone stinging each other (or fighting). They are also chanting "Go Anemone! Go Anemone! Go Anemone!" while showing fight.
So basically what I'm trying to say is that half of the octonauts would place bets on a sea anemone fight- (/hj)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes
Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God
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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-
Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times
Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times
Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us
Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you
Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire
Barnacles: OK, I get it-
Professor Inkling: No you don't.
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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?
Kwazii: I missed the screw
Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-
Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-
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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?
Kwazii: there was a spider.
Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!
Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.
Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!
Kawzii: Captain, back me up!
Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-
Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!
Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/
Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason
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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?
Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?
Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing
Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!
Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?
Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.
Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?
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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.
Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*
May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌
You got it!! ^^
This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there
There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^
Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff
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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question
Peso: Um, sure, what is it?
Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart
Peso, flustered: wha-
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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?
Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for
Peso:
Kwazii:
Peso:
Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-
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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???
Peso: Yeah-
Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*
Peso:
Peso: why would you do that-
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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!
Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*
Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*
Kwazii:
Kwazii: I want that one >:3
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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!
The rest of the team: :0
Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!
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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-
Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no
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Peso: Are you ready to commit?
Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?
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Peso: Is something burning??
Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡
Kwazii:
Kwazii: And the toaster
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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!
Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?
Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3
Peso: ° - °
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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?
Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?
Peso: Yes?
Kwazii: I didn't
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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?
Peso: Yes, you're O+
Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-
Peso: Wait what happened-
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Peso: Kwazii no-
Kwazii: Kwazii yes
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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*
Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-
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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...
Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!
Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-
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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting
Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -
The teacher: ○ - ○
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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^
Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation
Peso: no-
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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?
Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?
Peso, scared: Wait, what-?
Kwazii: Night Peso!!
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Fun facts!!
Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)
When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own
Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'
I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^
Requests are still open ^^
Ok,here me out
As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii
And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...
And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...
What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso
The leader
The chaotic
And the one who deals with eveyone shit.
Y E S
This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^
Tw/Cw for light swearing
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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-
Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again
Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-
Barnacles: Kwazii-
Kwazii: ahem, I mean...
Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...
Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-
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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?
Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-
Barnacles: aww, that's nice
*later*
Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-
Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner
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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?
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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!
Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...
*later that night*
Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-
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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3
Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?
Kawaii: Oh, my bad
Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3
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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture
Tweak: I-
Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-
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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???
Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??
Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!
Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-
Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*
Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-
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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...
Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?
Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times
Barnacles: What-
Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-
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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box
Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?
Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!
Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!
Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*
Barnacles reading the message: Not again-
Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??
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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??
Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-
Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!
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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve
Barnacles: I think you mean cards...
Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not
Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙
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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Barnacles: Yes
Peso: I love you
Barnacles: It back
Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*
Peso: 0 - 0
*a few minutes later*
Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?
Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-
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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think
Peso: Captain-
Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!
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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?
Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^
Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3
Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*
Barnacles: ...
Peso: ...
Barnacles: Well we did warn him-
Peso: Kwazii are you ok-
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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?
Barnacles: Um, well...
*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*
Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-
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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...
Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me
*a few hours later*
Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*
Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!
*runs out again*
Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*
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Barnacles: *is asleep*
Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*
Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...
*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*
Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)
*the next morning*
Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*
Kwazii: >:3
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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;
Requests/Asks are still open :)
Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)
BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!
I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^
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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!
Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?
Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?
Peso: Oh, uh, sure!
*bells ring*
Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!
Kwazii: See ya Peso!
*Peso walks away*
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: YAAA-
Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!
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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*
Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*
Kwazii: So...
Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...
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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?
Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!
Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second
Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?
Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?
Kwazii: Umm......
Tweak: Ha, gay
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Peso: Um... Kwazii??
Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?
Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?
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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?
Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-
Barnacles: Ah... OK then....
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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?
Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-
Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)
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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?
Peso: Sure-
Peso: Why is it asked for my number?
Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-
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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.
Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?
Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project
Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-
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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?
Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them
Peso: Aww...
Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*
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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?
Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*
Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?
Peso, still confused and shocked: What???
Shellington: Ah, nevermind...
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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?
Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?
Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?
Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*
Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!
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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;
I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-
I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)
More Octonauts headcanons
Barnacles is the father figure of the whole crew (except for Dashi and Inkling)
Dashi is the mom of the group
Inkling is the grandfather
Inkling and Barnacles have a father-son relationship
Peso looks up to Barnacles the most
Barnacles is the nice parent that will get you a lot of gifts and often lets you off the hook with just a warning (unless of course you did something really bad)
Dashi will not hesitate to scold you whenever you do something stupid. If she takes it too far, she will apologize by giving you a small gift.
Everyone goes to Inkling whenever they need any sort of advice
Here's the first run! How do you like it? Maybe I’ll continue this section ^^ (if I’m not too lazy)
Thanks to the people who were active and wrote their favorite pairings.
I tried to :")
By the way, I'll tell you a secret. But among the strange but favorite pairings I can name Boris x Robbie
@jibanyans-chocobar As you asked! Peso and Kwazii! Pairing to order.
Peso is a sweet medic who helps the sick and wounded. Any sea life.
Guys 😭
I want to apologize for writing that I decided to leave Tumblr and stop drawing Octonauts.
I just thought that with my “new style” I would draw Octonauts scary!
It turned out that no.
So guys, I will draw the Octonauts. Of course rarely (or often), but I will.
I'm sorry for anything that made you worry. 😔
Guys, I'm back. And I suggest you play a “game”.
Try drawing a continuation of this drawing! (If anything, Peizo says this to Captain Barnacles).
Well, if no one agrees, then just admire this art.
OMG... I'm back to them again. I decided to redraw the scene:>
And bones :
Another New Octonauts joke headcanon
Kwazii gives Peso reoccurring nightmares
Octonauts in an incorrect quote generator
