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And now a note about Vice.  Ankh-Morpork has no Vice Squad, the Guild of Seamstresses having made it clear that they have enough already and don’t need any from the Watch.  Watch policy is that this Guild is an honest and cooperative enterprise, better run on behalf of its membership than most Guilds, and officers will not therefore become involved except by invitation of evidence of serious crime.

Therefore, the day-to-day policing of the salons, houses of negotiable affection, hot bath lobs, piccolo lobs, parlours, spikies, molly houses and premises of extremely good repute that form the Shades’ most energetic trade is left to the Guild and their enforcers Dotsie and Sadie, locally known as the Agony Aunts.  They may be considered as highly specialized constables, whose job is to protect Guild employees from the more enthusiastic customer, and are best left alone, especially Dotsie if you see her left eye start to spin.

Commander Vimes has informally let it be known that complaints against the Aunts will certainly be investigated, if the complainee is still capable of walking as far as the Watch House and of speech when he gets there, but said enquiry will start with a very thorough investigation of all the events leading up to it.  The Guild has very wide definitions of ‘acceptable’ behavior and the Watch’s formal view is that anyone who oversteps these broad marks is on their own and probably highly suspicious.

–Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, “The Ankh-Morpork Archives” (illustration by Paul Kidby)

(Guy Who Got Punished by the Aunts:  Then they stabbed me in me unmentionables! Commander Vimes:  That’s very interesting.  *takes out notebook*  And what did you do to deserve getting stabbed in your unmentionables?)

(Also–Terry Pratchett: My big fantasy city runs on a Guild system that formalizes the kind of ‘thieves’ guilds’ you often see in fantasy books and takes the concept to its logical–and therefore somewhat silly–conclusion.  But you know what?  If I’m going to do that I also have to account for the fact that other people would have guilds.  Hmm.  Yes.  I think this is right: good news everyone!  The sex workers have a guild!  Ha ha, very droll, right?  *dead serious tone*  It’s one of the best-run guilds in my city, whenever I write about it I will use a respectful tone, its president is highly influential, the leader of the city had a high-class sex worker for an aunt and so he has also drunk his respect sex worker juice, and by the way anyone who harms a lady of negotiable affection in my city is going to be punished by two old ladies and if the ‘victim’ of such an attack complains the cops are going to investigate him.  By the way there is at least one club for gay men because gay people exist.  Isn’t that nice?)

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

Omg THIS!

ADHD makes decision making hard to begin with (it's part of executive dysfunction), but it's a MILLION times harder when there's the added pressure of answering to someone else

This is why I tend to like when other people ARE decisive... partially, it takes the pressure off of me, but also... most time I literally do not know

Let’s talk about our Vice President

With Kamala Harris making history as the first Black, Indian, and female Vice President of the United States, thus becoming the most powerful and highest ranking woman America has ever seen, there’s been more disinformation about her swirling on the Internet than ever before. Some of it is misguided – people who believe the sourceless accusations they read and think they’re doing good by spreading it – but a lot of it is intentional, malicious. 

I think it’s worth examining our Vice President’s record based on context and facts. We owe it not just to ourselves but to those around us to have a nuanced and accurate conversation about those in power that relies on data and expert information, not simply blog posts of unqualified armchair pundits who say what we want them to. 

And when we look at the context and facts surrounding Kamala Harris, it’s clear that she’s on the right side of history. She’s someone who, despite the occasional misstep, has indeed made it her life’s work to reform the criminal justice system, to advance progressive causes, and to protect and defend the American people. 

First, let’s dispel the disinformation. The myth of the “SuperCop” that has been affixed to her represents a willful misinterpretation of the criminal justice system that is specifically designed to smear an accomplished and progressive Black woman. There are three common refrains here: first, that she locked up thousands of Black people for marijuana possession; second, that she jailed truant parents; and third, that she singlehandedly kept thousands of prisoners in jail to feed California’s prison slave labor complex. All of these are patently false:

As San Francisco DA, Harris and her office had a policy of refusing to seek jail time for marijuana possession, instead reducing the charge to a misdemeanor and directing individuals to drug education programs (this is in the context of a nationwide push for heavier drug sentences and tough on crime policies, mind you). The leader of the public defender’s misdemeanor division during this time says that Harris “was probably the most progressive prosecutor in the state at the time when it came to marijuana.”

Harris never – I repeat, NEVER – locked up a single truant parent. There’s no basis to this accusation. 

Under California law, state lawyers are not required to go to the attorney general’s office in cases involving prisoner release. The prisoners who were kept in jail were by and large involved in cases she was not aware of. In one instance, however, a member of her team argued against releasing prisoners because of its impact on the prison labor force. Harris, however, immediately rejected that argument and completely disavowed it. Not in 2019, not in 2020, but as soon as it happened.

So, the myth of the SuperCop that has dogged Harris is not based in reality. What, then, did she do with her positions of power?

Harris co-founded the Coalition to End the Exploitation of Kids, with the LA Times commenting that “whereas police focused on the crime of selling sex, Harris saw young girls as victims driven by economic necessity, drug addiction and domineering men.”

She led a state task force to address the crisis of human trafficking.

Harris launched the Back on Track program, which provided young, first-time offenders with an opportunity to pursue an education and employment instead of jail time.

As Attorney General of California, she refused to defend Prop 8, which declared marriage as between a man and a woman, in court, and when it was overturned she immediately ordered state officials to begin issuing marriage certificates to same sex couples.

As California Attorney General, Harris launched a first of its kind implicit bias training program for all law enforcement.

As Senator, Harris introduced a bill to provide the American people with $2,000 a month payments during the pandemic.

In the Senate, Harris introduced a bill to reform the broken cash bail system.

Harris introduced a bill to finally make lynching a federal crime.

Harris introduced legislation in the Senate to legalize marijuana.

Harris introduced a bill in the Senate to provide a refundable federal tax credit for renters who pay more than 30% of their income on rent and utilities.

In 2019, Kamala Harris was ranked the most politically left of all US Senators.

Let’s be clear. Let’s speak truth. Not only is the mythology surrounding Kamala’s record based in facts specifically designed to smear her, but she has proven herself to be a progressive champion with a record of accomplishments. Is she perfect? Of course not. There are real conversations to be had about the efficacy of some of her positions, policies, and platforms. But we can’t have these conversations clearly or in good faith if they’re mired in lies. Kamala Harris is progressive. Kamala Harris has done good for the American people and will continue to do good. She is an ally to the progressive movement, and any attempt to alienate her, to other her, to dismiss her, does real harm to any agenda that purports to want to fix the broken systems in this country.

Harris is eminently qualified to be VP and President. She has broken barriers, worked to make substantial and substantive changes to the systems in our country, and dedicated herself to the continued pursuit of progress. This country, and the world, is lucky to have her in a position of leadership. And if your brand of political activism involves tweeting or posting lies about an accomplished Black and Indian woman, I’d humbly ask you to evaluate what it is you’re really interested in fighting for.

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