When Hunting Down Forest Demons, Do Not Burn Down Trees. Bribe Them Instead. I Am Business Partners With

When hunting down forest demons, do not burn down trees. Bribe them instead. I am business partners with 7 different trees.

Sage in digimon 02 style (Digimon AU…?)

Do not do so without at least the smallest hint of iron on your person. If you disappear into the forest make sure you have a reason lest the fey give you one.

I genuinely thought tumblr itself told me to delete it…

You should delete tumblr. Do it

me reading: ugh, another flashback chapter. i mean its not like i dislike this all that much but id really prefer to get back into the current events i was really into the thing that was happening in the story me writing: ooohhohhoh ehehehee. yesss this willb e a great palce for another flashback. oohhohoho this character remembers when they were a child annd their mother sang this little song for them hihhhihhi. its the only time they can ever remember having been held. also, Now I Can Do Worldbuilding.

Railroad accidents happen because of the fey. Think about it, they have to cross them at our built crossing to stay safe. Why? Because the fey are weak to iron. And what do they do while they are crossing? They mess with human minds to cause accidents, to try to destroy our barrier and to punish us for daring to restrict them. They yearn for the destruction of rail to tear down the border wall between us and them. They possess politician minds or buy them out in order to make us make cars instead walkable cities are the enemy of the fey.

This is the TRUTH.

They want you to make trainjacks, to become carbrains, to mald and cope at the mention of climate change.

THIS IS THE TRUTH I CALL FEYS, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES